Where are all the people

[matthepepe]

i thought that was a pearl necklace.

[matthepepe]

:boink:

[Gary1]

Where ever it lands, man...:pointandl :sucker::sick:

[Emmit]

Originally posted by matthepepe
i thought that was a pearl necklace.

http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/op.gif or thishttp://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/bukkake.gif

[Gary1]

Das right! What was that movie with Ben Stiller...and it was hanging from his ear?

[matthepepe]

thats amazing that second group, the middle man never loses that smile on his face, i sure wouldnt be smiling.

[Emmit]

Tommy.....that would be "Something about Mary" it had Cameron Diaz in it.

Matt.....how do you know that smilies not a "she", those are from that one site I showed you the other day. Lots of sexual smilies happen over there, they've got some people that can make some awesome smilies.

[matthepepe]

ya i used to read that site, til they closed it off to non members..

[C.Carles-AOG]

It was proof that it can be used for a source of nutrition and hair gel! Also to propagate the human species. Multi-faceted isn't it?

[Gary1]

Nutrition? Oh, you mean a protien slurpie! Adds new meaning to the title of the PB mag "Facefull" :smile: All the same to you folks, I'll just stay with Flintstone vitamins...

[Gary1]

Bored sh*@less yesterday...the trash can made my day...lit it up with evil green...3/4 case of it (got it in a buyout deal). "I must play paintball....PAINTBALL!!" :devil1::blasting:

[matthepepe]

chirp chirp..................................... silence.............................TIRED!

[Gary1]

a centerless grinder crashed at 7:00am....it's DOA, crank production is non-existent and the the PM is in a fit...hope we can repair the "train wreck"..."Hold my arms, boys...I'm gonna jump thru my _ss!"

[matthepepe]

how do you jump thru your own ass.

[Emmit]

take pics, post vids as well......should be fun to watch!

[C.Carles-AOG]

Originally posted by Emmit
take pics, post vids as well......should be fun to watch!

:dito: I waana see though it'll make me :sick:
I'll need a :shower: and then I'm :tiptoe: outta here.

[Gary1]

Getting your head started is the first part. Most people have that part down pat....walking around with their head up their _ss.

[Gary1]

Ok, people...it's Friday...just a little longer...keep our heads down.....10 seconds before quitting time we'll "freight train" the front and get outta here....

[SupAirBall]

lmao what the heck happend to this thread... it suddenly..... exploded :cheers:

[Emmit]

arrrrrghhhhhhh 6am on Friday morning and sure enough I'm right here at work!!!!!!!

[Gary1]

weekend..weekend..weekend..weekend..weekend..

[matthepepe]

soooooooooooo tired eyes burning, only more hours of work, 2 hours of class, then its the weekend1

[Emmit]

and damn it all to hell it looks like our tourney this weekend might get canceled (means I'll save a little money) so the captain will probably want to have an impromptu practice....I'm getting sick of this practice every single weekend ****....

[ephect 9]

I have to friggin move this weekend! Yet another weekend ruined.

[matthepepe]

i just thought about something, the size that wdp is making the new volumizers, wouldnt it be funny if they made on that lookedlike a huge penis hanging off the front of the gun. Hell since size matters on the speed, they could even include the sack to go along :)

[Gary1]

A sack...yes...someplace to keep spare balls! Or, the "volumizer" could resemble a sack and the barrel could look like the penis...buy white/white paintballs and "unload" on your opponents!

[Emmit]

are you guys starting to think like Chris Lasoya or something?

[Gary1]

Damnit....now I am going to the novelity shop to buy, not a chicken, but a....well.....it'll have to be 14" long. Hope the local field will see the humor:smile:

[Gary1]

Sorry...i don't follow the pros...only you guys :bowdown:

[matthepepe]

:throwup6:

[Emmit]

Originally posted by NomadTommy
Sorry...i don't follow the pros...only you guys :bowdown: following me will only get you into trouble, but certainly not anything sexual.....:nono:

[Prophet]

I don't think this day is going to end.....it'll just drag on and on and on....

It's always that way when I have a tourny the next day....

plus I gotta drive 6 hours to go to it yet tonight after work.....and that's if I can corral my team and get everything loaded into my mom's minivan (more room for people, and way much better gas mileage than my V10 Ram, otherwise I hate minivans).

Guess I'll be a paintball dad............joy.

[Emmit]

:lol: @ mom's minivan!! :pointandl you're a soccer mom!!!!! :niener:

[Gary1]

ooooooo, that's gotta hurt!

[Emmit]

woo-hoo less than 2 hours left til I'm outa here for the weekend!!!!!!! :bounce:

[Gary1]

:dito: supposed to rain again tonight....we're under twister watch until 6.....hope the field is drained by tomorrow....

[Gary1]

AAAAAHHHHH....top of the page again!!!!

[Prophet]

See....that's why I set my options to show 30 posts per page....

(this is post #18 on page 10) damn that's alot of posts in this thread...

and Emmit..... :tongue:

[Gary1]

52 minutes left...."tic toc tic toc....time is running out, Clairese..."

[SupAirBall]

:bouncer:

[Gary1]

22 minutes left....

[SupAirBall]

21

[SupAirBall]

w00t 19 lol... official countdown?

[Gary1]

Bored, short timing....17.....

[SupAirBall]

16 weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[SupAirBall]

14

[SupAirBall]

ehh ok im done, dont want to get in trouble for flooding the thread HAHahAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Gary1]

"crank up the car, gonna get some gas--gonna tell everbody to kiss my _ss. I going to PARTYTOWN" :tunes:

[Emmit]

see I don't know how many Tommy's got per page, but I'm only on page 15.....and I think I'm on the default.

[Emmit]

oh snap!!!!!! 3 o'clock!! I can leave...... oh yeah! :beer:

[WarpedKid02]

:bouncer:

[The_Rooster]

damn beat me to 300:piss2: :bouncer:

[Gary1]

ooohhh...don't we pay for the weekend.....munday sucks :sleepy:

[Emmit]

I actually went out and played some rec-ball with a buddy this weekend (he had a blast), but dang them woods games are a bitch.....and it's funny when you go out with only 1600psi, you shoot 2 pods and about 6 or 7 people out and that was a speedball game

[Gary1]

:dito: We had 32 people playing the "bucket" game in the woods....what a hoot. It's hard to get the young ones to advance....they always want to run to the rear and hide in one bunker (5 in one log bunker!). Ahhh, youth.... They'll come around, though.

[SupAirBall]

i playd this weekend too, had a blast, although i wasnt stuck playing rec :lol:

[SupAirBall]

Originally posted by NomadTommy
:dito: We had 32 people playing the "bucket" game in the woods....what a hoot. It's hard to get the young ones to advance....they always want to run to the rear and hide in one bunker (5 in one log bunker!). Ahhh, youth.... They'll come around, though.

Hehehe.. ive always wondered why they do that.. and I think ive came up with an answer for myself. I think its because the younger/newer people in this sport or people who are "just playing for fun" don't feal totally secure playing a bunker by themselves.

I guess that they feal safer with their buddys or whatever in the same bunker as them... ive seen some noobs before that totally flip out once they get to a bunker all by themselves, they have to try to get to another bunker where more people are LOL... :puzzled:

[Gary1]

I was making an advance, and looked behind me....it looked like a line of ducks following me. I have never more felt like a mother hen in all my life. Makes me feel good, though. If I can be an ambassador for our sport, so be it.

[Gary1]

Are we dead? :again:

[Marfless]

yeah i guess so..... we have all angels around us....

Marfless

[matthepepe]

im dead.

[Gary1]

Ah-ha, Marfless....love the pun. What did Matt die from? Inquiring minds want to know!

[Marfless]

maybe a fallen angel fell on him....?

Marfless

[Gary1]

If it "bounced", would that be tourney legal?

[Emmit]

if it bounced does it still count?

[Gary1]

If he was bounced, would he get to finish the last beer he bought before getting thrown out of the bar?

[Emmit]

matt's not old enough to drink a beer so maybe that's why he got bounced? :bounce:

[SupAirBall]

lol.. back up the thread a ways.. we were talkin bout how n00bs all go to 1 bunker and i explained why I thought they did and blah blah, well i just had to post this.. prime examples!

[SupAirBall]

...

[SupAirBall]

haha... matt im just messin with ya man lol

[Gary1]

Wake up folks....the worst one is gone(monday)...

[Emmit]

but tomorrow's end of the month......which means today and tomorrow suck hardcore for me......I hate the end of the month, can I go back to bed now.......

[matthepepe]

im ready for bed too and i just woke up 0\X

[Gary1]

That "bed shaking" this morning got me started....i really need to travel the country more.

[matthepepe]

i need to learn to stay awake at work, i keep getting the head nods.........

[Emmit]

go run a mile and don't be lazy.....

or snag a red bull (or something simliar) on your way in to work.....yes I think we discussed that those will give you the shakes, but at least you'll be awake

[Gary1]

The "shakes" may not be a factor. Matt...are you a brain surgeon?

[matthepepe]

not a surgeon but hate that feeling, and i run at night emmit, i cant wake up an hour early to go run .... lol thats to early.

[Emmit]

only because this has become such a BS thread, has anyone else noticed that while Tommy may hijack every thread he can get his hands onto, and it's always sexual.......is Tommy repressing some weird sort of homo erotic tendancies or something? :disappear

[Gary1]

:moon::boink::puzzled::nono::smile:....just a dirty old man! Hetero, that is.

[C.Carles-AOG]

dang, outed by Emmit...bwahahahahahahaha

[Gary1]

Does this mean that Emmit goes searching for people in closets?

[Emmit]

I don't what the deal is.....Tommy mentioned something about being in a closet and wanting to go to Gay Days at Disney World.....I'm leaving it alone for now...

[Gary1]

Basement...not closet... The boss took off early yesterday, so he is letting me come in later for 2 days.....whooopeeee....get to sleep and extra hour...:sleepy:

[SupAirBall]

lmao....

[Emmit]

I was late today :(

Actually it was on purpose......today is the last day of the month which means I'll be here late today, so I said screw it, I'll get an extra half an hour of sleep......now to figure out what the bright light outside is, I've never seen it in the morning, it looks alot like the sun or something, but I'm not sure what it would look like at 630......:dunno:

[Gary1]

I hate automated systems when the "auto" fails.....a computer glitch shut down pumps, which cool compressors, which supply air, that enable machines to run, which will sometimes crash with out air pressure....

[C.Carles-AOG]

That's why you're supposed to have backup systems and failover systems. Also, load balanced, redundant systems work quite well.

[Gary1]

We have some redundancy, ie two pumps that rotate duty, compressors that rotate...and when the glitch occurs, we switch to manual....AFTER all of the alarms start going off....scares the crap out of me when that happens!

[Gary1]

Emmit, sorry it is "that time of the month" for you at work....we all have those days.

[Gary1]

Better today?

[Emmit]

oh my god.....first day of the month....is it time to go home yet....the only thing I'm looking forward to is that tomorrow I am going to see X-Men 2!!!!!! :bouncer:

first day of the month is always soooooo slow.....although I guess I should pay for these temp workers we had.....you guys tell me should I pay the temp company or not?

[C.Carles-AOG]

I guess. Why not?

[Gary1]

Cut them a temporary check?

[Emmit]

I wonder.....if I don't pay the temp company, and tell them not to pay the temps until they learn how to use a bathroom the proper way does anyone think that the mexicans would learn to get it in the toilet, and to flush paper instead of putting it in the trash bin? :dunno: hmmmmmm:scratchhe :puzzled:

[Gary1]

OMG...you have that same problem? Our regulars are just as bad. We have a "mystery clogger"...he folds toilet seat covers and clogs the toilet and then takes a dump on top of the clog....

[Emmit]

but Tommy ours are Mexicans who speak little to no English....so you can't tell them to stop it because they don't understand you....I've bitched and bitched and bitched about....now, I'll piss in the urinal in my building but go nowhere near either of the toilets.....if I have to do that I go all the way up to the front building and use the ones in the corporate offices

[C.Carles-AOG]

I can type out something for you in Spanish. Have them read it. LOL

[Emmit]

Carlos.....that would imply they could read, heck half of them can't write their names to sign for their checks you should see some of the scribbles that get passed off as signatures......we've got plenty of Spanish speaking people here, and a couple of guys have been with the company/living in the States long enough to learn good English, it's just the problem is that most of the idiots responsible for trashing the bathrooms don't listen so it doesn't matter.....I've almost thrown up more than once going into those bathrooms just to whiz.....

[Gary1]

:pileocrap :throwup6:

[Gary1]

BTW, talk to you guys Tuesday. 2 vacation days to burn, use'm or lose'm... Ain't I a sorry sack of ....well....:pileocrap

[C.Carles-AOG]

Dang man, I'm so sorry. Wish I could help.

[Gary1]

24 pages...has this thread reached the end? Is there no more BS to be discussed? Is everyone dead? Do I ask too many questions? Is ? the only punctuation I can type at this moment? Do you have a name of a good therapist? Am I bored?

[Emmit]

god my internet is being ****ty at work today......real sporadic, wonder if there's water in the antenna again. I hate being at the tail end of a wireless to fiber connection......arghhhhhh

[Gary1]

Would aluminum foil wrapped around the screen help reception?

[Emmit]

no, but I might put a magnet on top of my desk and see what happens.....

[Gary1]

Reminds me of a new tv once...had these green splotches on either side of the screen....turns out that the speakers I put beside the tv had funky affects...

[matthepepe]

lol so many people dont realise that speakers can do some major damage to tv's , i love when people are like something wrong w/ my tv and here they just need to move there speker about 3" and it would be fine, but they left it like that so long the purple and green spot is permanent.

[C.Carles-AOG]

I can't believe this is still alive. But it seems to be good therapy for Tommy.

[Gary1]

Yes, good therapy. My therapist says that I can actually meet people face to face in a couple of months, but she gave no specific time frame on when I will be able to play with sharp objects again.

[C.Carles-AOG]

Hey! Sounds like my sessions...is it on a brown leather couch?

[Gary1]

Nah, she has comfortable chairs... Emmit, on the toilet paper-in-the-trashcan issue...it's a cultural thing. The wife reminded me of how, when in Tulum (sp), they told us to NOT flush any paper down the tubes....

[SkeL]

Did you take the green and red pills today?

[Emmit]

arrrrrrrghhhhh I found out why my internet was on the fritz this morning.........they were completing the upgrade of websense. A while back I was having all sorts of problems and then bam websense was gone..now it's coming back tomorrow and I have already seen that some of my daily sites are blocked. arrrrrrrghhhhh :wall:

[Gary1]

The red ones, yes...but the green ones work kinda like green M&M's....can't walk around work like that, now can I? Emmit---does this mean that you are blocked from this address? that would suck lakewater....who would I get my daily abuse from?

[Emmit]

well it seems that for the time being AOG is not blocked by websense. Apparently they are blocking sites by the way they are classified, so obviously porn, and "entertainment" type of sites are blocked, but I don't know what other things are blocked and what aren't. Apparenlty one of my normal news sites is blocked as is PBN.....what a bummer.

and skeletar I'm trying to get away from so many pills, the doctors think that if I up my shock therapy sessions to 4 times a week instead of 3 I might be able to get off some of them and that would be a good thing.

Tommy you know you love the abuse, you wouldn't know what to do if you weren't able to come in here and get picked on somewhat....

[Gary1]

You can tell when they "roll with the punches", they make good targets. If I get one of those stun-guns, can I then do self-shock therapy?

[Emmit]

the problem with that Tommy is that it's hard to control the voltage and duration if you're doing it on yourself

my doctor always does it in certain intervals at varying levels.....I always feel so neat afterwards:flipoff:

[Emmit]

:angry: OMG! I am soooooo pissed now!! How the fricken hell is CNNSI blocked!!!!! I don't fricken understand how they choose what sites to block and what sites to leave open.....PBN is blocked, as is WARPIG, but FON isn't????? :puzzled: CNNSI and ESPN.com are both blocked. Even fricken Yahoo Sports is blocked......great.....there goes most of my fricken day! I guess it's minesweeper for me from now on! And I'm supposed to be getting a new pc at work soon, that's going to suck because the new pc's have all sorts of security crap on them. Can you believe that they hide the C drive so that you can't access it from your own damn computer? You can't see it from "My Computer" it's hidden. They've got all sorts of BS admin **** they do to the new ones, I can understand not allowing you to add software, but hiding the C Drive is just stupid.......:pisss: :wowzer: :wowzer: :wowzer: :wall: :madd: :madd:

[Gary1]

I'm just "Tommy Notknowofich"....either it works or it doesn't. I know that they will find me out and shut me down, also. If I go missing (who would notice) for a while, it will be until I get a computer and hookup at home. :samurai:

[C.Carles-AOG]

Emmit, perhaps I can help you out...

[Emmit]

hmmmmmm well my annual performance review was today....

my part of the forms: I'm average, do my job and don't cause any problems

my manager: I'm average with a few above average areas, and that I'm doing a great job, much better than the person I replaced.

Overall......I'm average with the potential to move higher up....

in the end it was really just a formality, he's told me before he was happy with my performance and we've discussed possible changes in the future and whether they're feasible right now or not......so I've still got a job......hooray! that means I might toss back a cold Bud Light tonight...:drink:

[Gary1]

Congratulations! Reviews should be just that; A review of what took place. Some managers (bad ones) use reviews to slam people blindsided. There are no surprises when I give reviews, or get them. I'll toast your success tonight with some 151, amigo!

[Gary1]

Doctor, is this thread....dead....????

[Emmit]

my doctor told me I could stop taking the green pills 4 times a day if I stopped posting in this thread.....guess I have to start taking the green pills again. Man those things suck.....they make me feel kinda queezy "like when we used to climb the rope in gym class"

[akunochi]

You know as a sysadmin/security advisor I know for a fact that you can get around damn near anything if you try hard enough...even idiots get lucky sometimes.

[Gary1]

We HAVE a pulse! see you in the morning....

[Gary1]

uugggh! rain....

[matthepepe]

no rain here but no sleep is just as bad.

[Gary1]

The sleep has tapered off since about 4:00am... There is a 5 percent chance of any today(maybe just drizzle), but the odds look good around 10 tonight. Zzzzzzzz.....

[Emmit]

noooooooooooo........do not draw me into your trap.......I really wanted to stop taking the green pills.....especially since I was told that the next step is sepositories...I'm scared!!!!!:dil: :yikes:

[Gary1]

Thanks, now you have painted a picture... :pointandl :moon: The sepositories should be small...unless you have a weird doctor...:sick:

[matthepepe]

the first time i read the word sepositories it was way to early and it came out so wrong trying to pronounce it in my head, i thought you were talking about some kind of dinosaur or something.

[Emmit]

you know I'll admit I'm kind of a big guy, but this doc prescribed these ones and they're huge.....I mean these look like horse pills or something......maybe the first sign should've been when he told me I had to go to the vet to get it filled :doh:

[Gary1]

A dinosaur stuck up your :moon:.....:again: :doh:

[Gary1]

Pills or sepositories?

[Emmit]

what? matt's got dinosaurs where????? :dil:

[Jestersfollys]

that's a big oh a$$!

[Gary1]

I want to thank you guys for making me :smile: Just when I thinkg I'll not get out from under this :pileocrap, y'all come through :clap:

[crashdan]

hey emmit, if it helps i have internet at work, but everythign except for 2 sites are blocked.... homedepot.com and the site we use for our calculations and planning, everything else blocked

[Gary1]

Emmit must really be close to using the sepository...he's not gonna answer....:niener:

[Gary1]

C'mon, Emmit....just one little sepository....you know you love this thread..... Take it out of the fridge and let it warm up :smile:

[Gary1]

Well, I guess Emmit is really on the wagon. Can you hear him at the meetings? "Hello, my name is Emmit, and I post on a bs thread. I used to be a social poster:cheers:, and then I would need to post early in the mornings:drink: when I woke up. The pink elephants:elephant: won't leave me alone and I crave:drools: the bs thread constantly. I've been on the wagon for 3 days now..."

[matthepepe]

wow i was hoping this could go a whole day w/ out anyone posting.

[Gary1]

This was a parting shot....the weekend has begun.... Do we (I) need not to post anymore? :dunno:

[Gary1]

Does this Monday suck worse than others, or is it just me....

[matthepepe]

both

[Gary1]

dammitman! Maybe lunchtime will bring a little relief....

[Emmit]

it's Monday.....it's also the first business day of the month.....and I'm getting a new pc at work....did I mention how much I'm not looking forward to that? This thing is going to suck rhyno testicles almost like 32 Degrees paint does......while doing the pc refresh I will be unable to do anything on my PC, which means work is going to stack up (let's just hope no vendors call looking for payment today :x: )

[Gary1]

Today's remedy....HOTWINGS!....makes the rest of the day just dandy...ummmm.:feed:

[Emmit]

and the latest development in the new pc saga.....guy from Unysis that was doing the install had a family emergency about 30 minutes into the swap......so I'm still using the old one til he gets back to finish the job.....

[Gary1]

Hope everyone is ok....I hate getting "those" calls, especially at work. I hate it when they swap 'puters...just when i get to know one, here comes the newest. My, how things have changed in 20 years...

[C.Carles-AOG]

Let this die...please. lol

[Emmit]

Originally posted by C.Carles-AOG
Let this die...please. lol yeah what's up with you deleting a thread at the same time I'm moving it.......lol

[Gary1]

:cryer:

[Emmit]

shut yer pie hole old man.....:goaway:

[Gary1]

:sshh:

[matthepepe]

its a little slow here this mornging, theres some big meeting that everyone in my area is at, i didnt have to go because im not important, so im sitting here w/ no one to talk to and no conversations to listen in on.

[C.Carles-AOG]

Originally posted by Emmit
yeah what's up with you deleting a thread at the same time I'm moving it.......lol

ooops, sorry!

[Gary1]

My morning...well...monday all over again.... Matt, here's to being a peon :cheers:

[paintbunny]

Gary, what brand of beer do you drink. I Like Bush lite. The reason I asked is so if I can"t find the remote I'll know what to bring you.

[Gary1]

No favorite. I ususally can't read the lables, cuz I only drink beer after getting smashed on bourbon or rum. :smile:

[Emmit]

Gary1......you, me, 12pack of Coke, and 5th of Jack Daniels.....we got ourselves a party :bouncer:

[Gary1]

Ahhh....the simple things in life! To those who don't drink, don't start. :drink: to those who do...:cheers:

[matthepepe]

nothing wrong w/ drinking w/ your friends, just watch out for the tall red haired dude, dont let him get behind you.

[Gary1]

:again: I was going to start something with this one :watchout:, but I didn't wanna get Emmit :pissed:. So, I will :tiptoe: before I :mgfootinm and and somebody :samurai: me! 65k posts....my, my, my...Mat has been a very busy boy!

[Captain Jack]

Nomad, Nothing like a little Jack and Coke:drink:

[wdp child]

what about a jack and cherry coke?