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thog94
03-13-2006, 10:31 PM
Written by a 10-year-old American schoolboy and published in the newsletter of the Society of Marine and Port Engineers of New York, NY, Inc.


Why I Want To Be A Captain

“I want to be a Captain when I grow up because it’s a funny job and easy to do. Captains don’t need much school education, they just have to learn numbers so they can read the instruments. I guess they should be able to read maps so they don’t get lost.

Captains have to be brave so they won’t be scared if it’s foggy and they can’t see, or if the propeller falls off they should stay calm so they will know what to do. Captains have to have eyes to see through the clouds and they can’t be afraid of thunder or lightning because they are closer to them than we are. The salary that Captains make is another thing I like. They make more money than they can spend. This is because most people think that captaining a ship is dangerous – except Captains, because they know how easy it is.

There isn’t much I don’t like, except girls like Captains and all the girls want to marry Captains, so they always have to chase them away so they won’t bother them. I hope I don’t get seasick, because I get carsick and if I get seasick I could not be a Captain and then I would have to go out to work.”

Luzrd
03-13-2006, 11:48 PM
whats he talking about? Captain Kangaroo???
jeepers creepers, he even left out the part about buried treasure


why did this get published in the "society of marine and port engineers of yankees suck" newsletter??

Mavrick
03-14-2006, 12:15 AM
Arrr mate. Send him over yonder and me show him what pillaging is all about. I'll even do ya a favor and keep the lovely ladies away from ya...
Rawarr..

Hep
03-14-2006, 10:28 AM
AArgh

Luc
03-14-2006, 10:57 AM
Well its obvious he's talking about the legendary captain crunch.

thedarkmatrlx
03-14-2006, 11:02 AM
Well its obvious he's talking about the legendary captain crunch.

WHILE HE IS FIGHTING JOHN LAFOOT (CAPTAIN CRUNCH'S ARCH NEMISIS).

esandov
03-14-2006, 11:26 AM
I'd want to be capt so I can drink on the job and yell "hoist the sails!"

Not really.

Bigal1
03-15-2006, 10:56 AM
Jimmy Buffet's A Pirate Looks at Forty comes to mind as I read that.

angelballer4life
03-15-2006, 07:25 PM
Written by a 10-year-old American schoolboy and published in the newsletter of the Society of Marine and Port Engineers of New York, NY, Inc.

They have nothing better to publish?