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paintballguy990
03-08-2003, 04:08 PM
Reasons women dont date paintballers:
-We never have any money
-Were always welted
-We know you dont know the terminology, but we like to confuse you anyway
-We think youd look better with fade annodizing and black accessories
-Were always really tired

Why women should date us:
-We have big barrels and like to shoot them off
-We can "go straight up the middle" faster than anyone else
-We are good at communicating
-wanna get dirty? we always do... 8-)
-Condoms arent a problem for us
-just think...multiple hits :-)
-masks are always fun
-what you havnt ever seen a pod before?...heh heh heh
-We never miss;-)
-We know how to "push down the field"
-Our fingers move really fast, think about it...;-)
any more u all can think of?
TopCourage
03-08-2003, 04:43 PM
nice work....i personally like chrome over black....lol
Gary1
03-14-2003, 04:16 PM
Along with the "big barrel" idea...if size matters (and we know it does) we just get the right insert to make the balls fit snug...gently snug....not too tight.... (I need to quit!)
Prophet
03-14-2003, 08:21 PM
We do it till our balls break (sorry, bad line from a t-shirt I remember from a few years ago)
C.Carles-AOG
03-15-2003, 12:16 AM
our balls slap at 300fps!?
zombie93
03-17-2003, 09:19 PM
we know how to work a snake.
zombie93
03-17-2003, 09:20 PM
always willing to take a dive
angel79
03-17-2003, 10:31 PM
-We can "go straight up the middle" faster than anyone else

that one might not necessarily be a good thing, ya know?
Jedrith
03-17-2003, 10:44 PM
Blue balls are only one of our many colors...
freeloader12345
03-18-2003, 08:51 AM
Were ready to "play" ALL the time!
Gary1
03-18-2003, 11:43 AM
They like how well we use our "squeegies".??
A.Sanidad-AOG
03-18-2003, 02:51 PM
HAHHAHAHA this is great!
C.Carles-AOG
03-18-2003, 04:04 PM
Paintball to barrel bore matching is always a priority with us!
Emmit
03-18-2003, 04:14 PM
if we shoot all our paint we just reload in a few seconds
Prophet
03-18-2003, 04:26 PM
we're always gone on the weekends. (can be good, or bad) Heh
Gary1
03-19-2003, 07:41 AM
We're quick to find the "sweetspot"...
C.Carles-AOG
03-19-2003, 10:02 AM
We fill the lanes
Emmit
03-19-2003, 10:08 AM
we wlways look for the best way to play the whole field, and not just a section of it
C.Carles-AOG
03-19-2003, 10:09 AM
We're always trying to go backdoor (I'll leave this to the peanut gallery)
Gary1
03-19-2003, 10:26 AM
backdoor...? p-nuts.....? I ain't touching that one!
cobra-lcd
03-19-2003, 10:09 PM
we have lots of paint
Gary1
03-20-2003, 08:46 AM
The girls finally get to find out how we load them things....
C.Carles-AOG
03-20-2003, 10:22 AM
We're not afraid to get down and dirty.
Gary1
03-20-2003, 01:01 PM
It's obvious...just read this thread! :cheers:
angel79
03-20-2003, 08:41 PM
honestly, you guys should just change the thread title to "Why women never date paintball players"
matthepepe
03-20-2003, 08:52 PM
hey you were or are married to one :) , and what about our little midnight phone rendevous, does that not count for anything.
C.Carles-AOG
03-20-2003, 11:44 PM
Oh boy...let's see where this leads.
angel79
03-22-2003, 11:39 PM
we had a midnight phone rendevous? The one with my kids doesn't count ;)