You might be a rec-baller if...

[Emmit]

you're still wearing camoflauge everything

you buy Wal-Mart paint

you bought your gun at Wal-Mart/Acadamy/any sports chain

keep going, yes I stole this idea too....

[TopCourage]

u painted your gun camouflage and wear a gillie suit...

[HellFish]

if you don't play in tournements? lol

[BlueC&CIR3]

if u pretend to be a sniper w/ your m98 and your flatline barrel.

[HellFish]

if you carry a side arm

[s-fin]

If you are bragging about upgrading your gun from a 12 gram to 9 oz CO2 bottle.

[Jim@ImpactPaintball]

im guessing you all are replying from experience LOL cause i remember those days, and they were fun

tourney ball is like work

[C.Carles-AOG]

You believe a cocker is the most accurate, longest range gun out there.
You believe an Angel is a full auto gun.

[Sapp]

if ur marker is made of plastic, i guess LOL

[Sapp]

you think your tricked out spyder is top of the line.

[b4d_455_baller]

If you think an Angel shooting 280 field speed will hurt worse than any other gun shooting the same speed...


I hear that one alot on forums, etc...n00bs saying that it hurts worse..LOL

L8ER!

[Roy]

If you think a 17 in barrel is going to be dead on accurate .

[Shibby]

You point to a E-99 and call it "bad-ass"

Anodizing means performance

You wish the A-5 would have come out before you spent "too much" on your tippman

You complain that FPO is $5 per 100 rounds.

You think a VL-2000 is exotic

Remotes are the shiznit

How do you sneak up on someone in a speedball course?

Your mask says PMI on it and its not because your sponsered

You even read an article about how to be a paintball sniper.

"Push," "Jawbreaker," and Traumahead are movies you have never heard of. Instead you get fired up about watching "Sniper" and "Platoon."

You spend 3 minutes of the game looking for a spot before you are even close enought to shoot someone.

"I really want to play in a scenario"

You know where D-Day is but not the World Cup.

Who the heck is Aftershock, Dynasty....ect.

(I worked at a field, can you tell?)

[gremlin75]

You think any one with an Angel is a "Pro"

You mistake an Angel as a "tricked out" spyder

You call paintballs bullets

[BlueC&CIR3]

when you go home and WASH your spare paintballs in a sink then dry them off.

I know a rec baller who actually does this, and says this improves his accuracy w/ his talon.

[The_Rooster]

if you think that a remote is something that is for your ps2

if you think that the feild paint thats 75 a case is cheap

if you belived me when i said my angel is an experimental marker that has auto aim and doesn't run on any air.

[Duracell]

if you think the army's infintry would be good paintballers and/ or make references to military towards paintball

if you use paint grenades/ mines

if you call it an "automatic angel"

[Sapp]

if u pick the guy with the angel to be on your team cuz of his gun and you have no idea how he plays. <---- this happens all the time to

if your paintball outfit is a old pair of BDU's

if you put ur marker on your shoulder point it in the air about 10 feet above the field and hit the trigger with one finger as fast as u can on the break and dont run for cover <--- i have seen this done plenty of time

if you have no idea how to work your marker <-- have seen this happen to, it was an IMP wit a cricket board

if you dont communicate with your team cuz your busy watching the one guy u want to shoot instead of watching the field <--this is when u guys that communicate get hung out to dry, it happens all the time it sucks LOL ok i'm done

[5150]

if you don't shoot an angel.

[SerpentSaint]

If you think you can take take your spyder Shutter and pump $500 into it to make it better than an Angel.

LOL im lovin these threads, im LMAO.

[Gary1]

When some yells "The snake is hot"...and you think this means that someone stepped on a rattler while jumping into a log bunker....and he is pissed!!!

[Jedrith]

You try to Bring your own orange fill paint to a field that uses white fill field paint.

[Roy]

When some yells "The snake is hot"...and you think this means that someone stepped on a rattler while jumping into a log bunker....and he is pissed!!!

lmao

[captncrunch]

you try to make your own pvc paintball bazooka, stap it under your tippmann and try to play speed ball with it, and yes I have seen one kid try it, they said he wasn't allowed to play until he took his contraption off.

[Murtle]

this was when i played noob ball
game was center flag and me and 2 other guys went around the whole team and there was a few kids in a ditch and asked us "are u on our team". being the nices guys we are we told them"yeah we are just move up we'll follow behind". while they did that we were like should we .... come on would u do the same... ;)

[Jim@ImpactPaintball]

shibby and i could get along quite well, LMAO

[The_Rooster]

if your stilling useing co2

[Sapp]

if your lenses fog

if when someone says angel you think a white dress and wings

if you think you can have a spyder wit angel internals <---a noob has told me he had this done..

if you use goggle flauge to help hide u in the woods

if u come out the right side left handed trying to shoot a guy on ur left

if u had no idea what i said on the post above this one LOL

if u put a warpfeed on a rebel <--- have seen it done

if u put dye stickers on u spyder, and ur raptor, or your rebel or avenger <---have seen this plenty of times LOL

[Emmit]

you own a Spyder but put a Warped Feed, a 45/4500 tank, Angel Loc Socks, and a 12v revvy on it

[SkeL]

You think angels have bad range............

You think the 18 inch boomstick on your spyder gives you an added 100 feet to your shot.......

[Ekim]

You ask someone what size co2 tank they have on their angel.
You wear goggleflauge.

[s-fin]

You get upset that the field only sells paint in bags of 500, Your hopper only holds 50 what are you going to do with the rest?

You think that one shot one kill will work even at a hundred yards! (Still boggles my mind that I once thought that way).

You swear that the guy you just shot at is cheating, you couldn't of missed him, he was standing out in the open at that same hundred yards.

[s-fin]

You over hear someone talking about World Cup and think they are talking about soccer.

[Emmit]

Originally posted by s-fin
You over hear someone talking about World Cup and think they are talking about soccer.


that's 99% of the General Population...as soon as you mention World Cup to a non-paintballer they automatically go "Oh Soccer"

[Jedrith]

Or in most places 'Football'.

[hogman05]

if your marker has a lazer, silencer or scope on it you might be a rec neck.:stooges:

[zombie93]

you stand in a bunker with your back to the opponets, and swing around 180 degrees to shoot at them.

[Duracell]

Originally posted by zombie93
you stand in a bunker with your back to the opponets, and swing around 180 degrees to shoot at them.

lol that might be fun to try :duh:

[DYE_Phreak]

You have an A.L.I.C.E. pack to carry your "bullets" and "ammo cases".

[Gary1]

You might be a "rec-neck" if...you still think it's a good idea to climb a tree.....

[C.Carles-AOG]

Originally posted by NomadTommy
You might be a "rec-neck" if...you still think it's a good idea to climb a tree.....
:doh: it's not!? lol

[Gary1]

I guess it is a fantasy for noobs and such...a friend of mine made the dreadful mistake and climbed a tree once. Remember in the war movies how the B29's would get caught in the searchlight and then shot to pieces? Let's just say he "crashed and burned", just like in the movies! ahh, the memories!

[Emmit]

you pay $200 for a Spyder and then another $300+ in upgrades for said Spyder and think you can trade for an Angel.......

[Jedrith]

Someones tring to do that on AOG...but I think he paid more in upgrades.

[Duracell]

If you like to "sniper" people. You wont believe how man people at my school say that instead of sniping, it's mind boggling lol.

[Emmit]

if you still think splash fade ano jobs are cool

if you win a free ano job from PK Selective at an event, and send them your Angel to get it ano'd in a camo pattern so you can snipe people with it

[Duracell]

Originally posted by Emmit
if you still think splash fade ano jobs are cool
They're not! lol, j/k:clown:

[Jedrith]

You actually buy those things called "Paint Grenades"

[URBAN 18]

when u use a 10 inch barrel and a drop zone 2 so u can play "tight" and you make fun of the 18 inch pig stabbers all the real ballers use

[matthepepe]

Originally posted by URBAN 18
when u use a 10 inch barrel and a drop zone 2 so u can play "tight" and you make fun of the 18 inch pig stabbers all the real ballers use

thats not always true, i dont use a long barrel. :)

[hogman05]

Originally posted by Emmit
you pay $200 for a Spyder and then another $300+ in upgrades for said Spyder and think you can trade for an Angel.......


I did that... want to buy a 100 dollar spyder for $600.00:clown:

[The_Rooster]

if you hear a guy yelling he's hot and think not really but then again i'm not gay either.

[Sapp]

GET HIM!!! LOL j/k


*for those that dont know what i'm talking bout its from the movie how high.:evilgrin: :duh:

[wdp child]

my post dissapeared

[Emmit]

Originally posted by wdp child
my post dissapeared

open flaming of another member or members posts are not permitted here, I removed it because it wasn't necessary

[Sapp]

Originally posted by Emmit
open flaming of another member or members posts are not permitted here, I removed it because it wasn't necessary


GET'EM LOL

[Emmit]

if you hear someone run out of CO2 and yell at the ref that he's using Full Auto

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by Emmit
if you hear someone run out of CO2 and yell at the ref that he's using Full Auto

Heh..I love that noise.

[the-arch-angel]

you try toswitch barrells in thee middle of a game because he has a better barrel then you, WHILE your still up in a tree ...literally
and yes its true i have seen this done before and i was playin that game and trust me they didnt get to switch the barrels before they got "swiss cheesed" ; )

[kaPPLcD]

Originally posted by Emmit
if you hear someone run out of CO2 and yell at the ref that he's using Full Auto

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH thats the funniest noise EVER!

::co2 Runs out::

Pballer 1: WHOA!! Nice Trigger Pull dude!, How do u get ur trigger finger that fast. You have the Tippman Response trigger??
Pballer 2: Practice my friend Practice.

[Sapp]

GET HIM LOL

[captainzonar99]

If you've spent over $800 upgrading a M98.

(I actually have a friend that spent that much on his pice of crap)

You are a member to a Tippmann owners group

If you tape a barrel to the front of your "bad-ass" blade

(another person I know did THAT!)

[warpedx]

No fair, the other team has all the pros.....(players with jerseys)

[Prophet]

you call an anno job a paint job.

[GTRsi]

-anything with splash anno must be an angel (my bud has an old school eclipse kit on his mag)

-when I tell them your fav paint is marbs they look at you and ask why you would shoot someone with a marble?

-an angel is always on full auto!!

-"Hey can you watch TV with that screen on you hopper?"

-"dam dood that is alot of co2!!" refering to the 68ci

-Mac Dev is a new Mickey D's burger

-"how come you dont have a big DF?"

-You actually believe that low preasure does something

-When you post on a forum that you prefer to have a really light setup and a noob posts that you need to hit the gym.

-When they scream through the woods "hey, we need to get that guy with the angel" (again refering to the same mag)

-they feel the need to ask every player at the field how much thier gun costs, you reply, and then you are lectaured by the same 500 dollar spyder owner on how much money you 'wasted' on your angel. Then the next game he walks off the field with your paint on his gogg's

-you feel the chrono is a good place for target practice

-you shoot the chrono

-you buy special paintball paints/jerseys/sock hat things/gloves and yet have no money for paint

-you split me and my best bud up unless its 2 on 20

-you run me and my bud v your 20 and still LOOSE!!

-and I am always working on your spyder/clone/model 98/ mag/cocker/loader/co2 tank/compressed air tank/ goggles/ loaning you orings that I havnt used in about 2 years and loaning you paint in game.


I will think of some more later

jb

[GTRsi]

"Why do you have a backup?"

[Jedrith]

GTRsi, your led is sweet. Love the color.

[GTRsi]

Originally posted by Jedrith
GTRsi, your led is sweet. Love the color.

thanks bought it like that there should be some pics of it on white wolfs page,
starting a fun new project. I'll post in the 03 LCD forum when it gets here:sshh:

[Sapp]

if u yell the snake is hot and they look at u like HUH????

if u yell the 50 is dirty again u get the WHAT????

if u yell theres a man at ur mirror, and instead of coming around the side to bunker him, u turn around to drop a bunker back, and get shot in the back, <---happend to one of my friends, then i shot him walking off the field, I didnt do it on purpose i swear :doc:

[Emmit]

you know you're playing recball when you get shot in the back off the break

you also know you're playing recball when someone wearing the same color arm band tape shoots you in the pack, and then says "oops I didn't know you were on my team, just wipe it off and keep playing"

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by Emmit
you know you're playing recball when you get shot in the back off the break

you also know you're playing recball when someone wearing the same color arm band tape shoots you in the pack, and then says "oops I didn't know you were on my team, just wipe it off and keep playing"

:clap: So True.

[Nasty Little Hobbit]

"you think speed-ball is sold on street corners"
"you go on the field with just your hopper"
"you think a motorized hopper is a waste of money"
"you think hyper-ball is a faster version of speed-ball"
"you like to defend the village"
"you don't wear a cup" OUCH !!!!

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by Nasty Little Hobbit

"you don't wear a cup" OUCH !!!!

I don't wear a cup...and most people don't anyway.

[Nasty Little Hobbit]

I Do, Call me paranoid but I've had some close calls. It did happen to one of my team-mates on a bunker move. He got the guy but he paid for it. It's probably more of an issue when playing in walk on games, but I watched my team mate drop to the ground like a rock.

[Gary1]

It happened this weekend....I mean the part I posted previously about the snake being hot...Someone jumped into a bunker and actuall LANDED ON A SNAKE! I heard "SNAKE!!! SNAKE!!!! Knowing that we were playing in the woods, I was confused...and the snake was pissed.... I was laughing uncontrollably...(you'd have to have been there)

[SerpentSaint]

Urban... lol....

when you have anything over a 14" and think that actually helps you

[Gary1]

You can't see your target-but you shoot anyway, your buddies are telling you "LITTLE MORE LEFT....LEFT....GOOD!!! FIRE FOR AFFECT!!!"

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by NomadTommy
You can't see your target-but you shoot anyway, your buddies are telling you "LITTLE MORE LEFT....LEFT....GOOD!!! FIRE FOR AFFECT!!!"

Isn't that spotting?

[Gary1]

Uh-huh! :smile:

[Emmit]

if you think nitrogen is really NOS or that a N2 tank is a really huge CO2 bottle......

[Nasty Little Hobbit]

LOL........So is that a 50 shot you have on your spyder.

[wdp child]

You never move more then 10 feet after the break and still manage to use all your paint without even seeing somone on the other team.

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by wdp child
You never move more then 10 feet after the break and still manage to use all your paint without even seeing somone on the other team.

What does that have to do with being a rec-baller?

[wdp child]

Well lets see.....most of the time i see little kids who are playing for the first or second time doing this......which doesnt make them tourney players which would put them into the rec baller catagorie, would it not? And thats what it has to do with being a rec baller.....class dismissed

[mr_cool2588]

you have an adco red dot sight on a raptor

you think you tricked out a raptor

you run away when you see someone

you jam all of a broken ball into your bolt because you don't have a clue how to work a straight-shot squegee.

you have a jersey but your not on a team

you can't seem to remember to shut the lid on your hopper

you had to hold of four guys last game because the rest of your team left you hangin, you hit all four of them though.

[wdp child]

You pick paint up off the ground that other people drop and use it again.

[Gary1]

Yeah....you find those folks crawling on hands/knees at the bottom of the netting on the ends of the speedball fields....

[compact007]

heres a good one, They look at your extra inserts to a freak kit and ask if that is an autococker. I work at a store and some kid asked me that and i had to explain that a autococker is a gun not a barrel...

[wdp child]

You tie branches from bushes on your back and mask so you can "blend in to your suroundings".

[MooShoo1717]

You lay down and roll over out of your bunker shoot and roll back in. I had a guy do this to me once and i just watched him cause it was so funny. Then he rolled back out again exposing his whole body and got lit up by like 4 people. He thougt it was a good idea cause he saw it in an army movie.

[thog94]

When you think the 50 is where they flip the coin before the football game...

[Sapp]

Originally posted by Jedrith
What does that have to do with being a rec-baller?

jed c'mon man if u play like that then u have major problems bro, thats definatly some rec ball shizit dude......

Get'Em Wdp Get'Em :evilgrin:

[Jestersfollys]

-YOU THINK ANGELS SUCK!!
-You think the m98 that looks like an M4 are the coolest.
-You say ICE meaning cool ( new new in Cali).
-You didn't know that you couldn't have your auto spider on full-auto.
-Red Dot Lasers
-A game starts and you hide awaiting to ambush people (by yourself).
-your a marine and try to use your marine tactics (ready, go, go, go).
-you think the old guy in the middle of the field by himself is an easy target.
-you wear camo underwear.
-you steal from other players.
-you a Facefull is something your momma gets. (it's not aimed at anybody so it's ok? right)
-your parents pay for a everything.
-you get last place at a local tourney.
-The egg is breakfast to you.
:clown:

[acoenfam1]

"your a marine and try to use your marine tactics (ready, go, go, go)."

OH MY GOD how true. I actually enjoy playing against other jarheads who play like this. I'll take all the target pratice I can get.

[D7Productions]

You spent $350 on an A-5, put $400 of upgrades on it, spend $200 on a scenario game, and $250 for a sniper quality ghillie suit and complain about those damn Angel users and thier expensive guns.

[D7Productions]

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[Sapp]

d7 the first one is great, but u kinda killed it on the second one


if u think the angel owners walking his trigger, is the angel on full auto......i had this kid tell the ref my IR3 was on full auto because he got shot 6 times b4 getting to his bunker.... i got pulled out the game, i was pissed

[D7Productions]

Yeah, I thought I was pushing it. Hows that?

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by Sapp
jed c'mon man if u play like that then u have major problems bro, thats definatly some rec ball shizit dude

I was thinking more along the lines of a back player.

[D7Productions]

If all your guns have T-Stocks

[D7Productions]

You stand up from behind your bunker, splatter the enemies bunker continously, and then sit back down behind your bunker.

You have one of those WSG tippmann T-Tshirts (http://204.97.189.232/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=23-2-ws1240bl)

You've got one of the same damn Spyder T-Shirts (http://204.97.189.232/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=23-2-ws1241bl)

You try to fill your own CO2 tanks with your home AIR compressor.

You do a military crawl from the break.

Your gun has a bipod

I hate those kids who never rush, just shoot at the guy, and hope he doesn't move.

[Duracell]

Originally posted by D7Productions
You have one of those WSG tippmann T-Tshirts (http://204.97.189.232/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=23-2-ws1240bl)

You've got one of the same damn Spyder T-Shirts (http://204.97.189.232/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=23-2-ws1241bl)

I hate shirts you have to read. It's more like I whould have shot you with that 1140 rounds by the time you finish reading that shirt.

[crashdan]

u shoot tippman brand paint

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by crashdan
u shoot tippman brand paint

They make a paint?

[Duracell]

Read what the shirt says then read my response.

[crashdan]

yes they do, its new, like only out a few months

[smurphy7621]

you have a halo hooked up to your warp feed on your black dragon with a scope and a remote. Yes the guy is at the field every sunday

[smurphy7621]

oh yeah, you turn your electro spyder off while your trying to sneek up on someone because the triggers to sensitive and end up getting shot in the neck, I have smart friends ;)

[Roy]

heres a good one, They look at your extra inserts to a freak kit and ask if that is an autococker. I work at a store and some kid asked me that and i had to explain that a autococker is a gun not a barrel...
omg :bounce:

[D7Productions]

If you ask "You need to lube these things?"

[D7Productions]

OMG dudes, look at this. Speaking of people calling the paintballs bullets, I was just reading PMI's Evil site for fun, and this is their ad for their Evil brand Chrome Pods:

"Have you ever ran out of bullets because your clip broke open? Well never let those rascals come after you again. There will never be a need to call for medics or air raids with the amount of bullets this clip packs in. What machine gun doesn't require the best clip to load it. It also comes standard in shiny. Beware though, girlfriends and wives often mistake this thing for a flashlight.

PS - you can use the reflective properties of the clip to help clean off your goggles in those hard to see areas during the game."

Oh no, the manufacturers are rec-ballers too.

[crashdan]

sk from dynasty made teh page, he wrote all those comments and those off the wall names

[Vantage_TeS]

I can confirm crashdan's info about SK from dynasty making the Evil site...I stumbled across and interview with him on www.forceofnature.com and linked over to his site. After laughing for a while I linked over to the Evil site under Webpages I have made and LAUGHED INTILL IT HURT AND I FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR.

[dark2k2LCD]

you think a thru-flight is a awesome barrel cause its 21" long

[dark2k2LCD]

evil is hilarious...about their balls..."We also don't think it is a good thing when there are flat spots that look like your mentally challenged cousin who was dropped by his mom"

[andygonzo]

If your wrap your spyder or newbie gun in camo tape when all you play is speedball

[MooShoo1717]

??? Why did you post exact same thing twice?

[Emmit]

if you make double posts

then someone comments on your double posts and there's only 1 post now :doh:

Sorry mooshoo, I cleaned it up

[theflash2k2]

if u get a "mad adrinaline rush" from playin woodsball

if u where camo durring speedball and say it helps them not see u

[bacon bitz]

when you say damn, are guy ran out of co2(talking about me) cuz i just rip so fast on ma speed.

when you look down your barrel on your rental to see if its clogged and gog yourself.............yes, i saw that one last weekend

[matman1]

when your friend is driving you to the paintball store and asks if he can hook up your nitro tank to his car

[theflash2k2]

when u try to snap some one on a supair field and end up hitting ur bunker and gog ur self (saw some dude at a tourny do that when he was the last guy left and the other team had already all been shot, he got off the field and was like "how the hell did he hit me? he must b a awsome shot")

[cody11scrappy]

if you use a rental

if you get a ride from you parents and then you parents actually stay and watch (unless its a tourney)

if you and your buddys split the paint bill.

if you work in buddie teams during speed ball

if you think 5 guys on a team is way to much to have play speed ball

if you actually read the tips and techniques pages on websites and in magazines.

if you have never seen push.

if you dont know who John Rice is.

if you dont know what WDP stands for

[JTp8ntballer12]

youre a rec player.....

-if you dont own an angel

-visit the tippmann site once a week

-subscribe to crossfire or APG

-use co2

-have a big azz drop

-wear a green sweater to paintball

-dont bring more than 700 rnds on the field with you every game

-call paintballs bullets

-you envy that guy with a stock cocker

-dont know who aftershock is

-think bob long is a gun company

-visist paintball.com everyday

-dont know the difference between the NPPL and PSP

thats all i can think of right now

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by cody11scrappy
if you dont know who John Rice is.

if you dont know what WDP stands for

WHO is john rice? Also, nobody knows what WDP stands for....the only thing they "stand" for is making some sick top of the line markers. Oh yeah...you are getting karma for that.

[Emmit]

John Rice is one of the inventors of the Angel marker.

[cody11scrappy]

sounds like Jedrith is a rec-baller. WDP stands for Who Dares Plays or something like that,ie Who Dare Play or Who Dares Play.

you might be a rec ball player if your AOG name is Jedrith

[Emmit]

Originally posted by cody11scrappy
sounds like Jedrith is a rec-baller. WDP stands for Who Dares Plays or something like that,ie Who Dare Play or Who Dares Play.


that's one of the speculated meanings.....since WDP has never said what it really means.....at least not to the general public like you and I.

[cody11scrappy]

when i went to cup last year, thats what the guys at the WDP booth said

[JTp8ntballer12]

i asked em and they looked at me for a sec and said "nope"

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by Emmit
that's one of the speculated meanings.....since WDP has never said what it really means.....at least not to the general public like you and I.

Thanks emmit.



EDIT: You might want to update the filter.

[JTp8ntballer12]

new cuss word: cody

[IR3Ballah]

your a rec player if...

you think butane gas is used for advanced tanks...

your marker is a semi and shoots like a $30 pump

you buy a laser pointer to fit into your tippman, water bottles for the "long waits while playing"

you have paint to shoot and paint for your face as camoflauge

your grandma goes with you to the paintball shop as a "family thing"

you dont even know that its called rec

[cody11scrappy]

id love my name to be a cuss word. so how are we going to say it. "that guy is real cody" cody-adj.-1. Being the best paintballer, EVER.

that really isnt a cuss word tho

[andygonzo]

if you tell me that your e99 can out shoot my ir3
and tell me spyders are way better that my angel, and all angel suck..this happened this weekend...i was play with this guy and he was trying to give me commands during a game and he stayed back and never shoot a whole hopper.

[JTp8ntballer12]

omg..i hate those newbs tat boss u around so much.. HELLO U N00B! I HAVE A $2000 GUN HERE AND UR BOSSING ME AROUND! U DONT EVEN HAVE A POD OR A JERSEY ON YOU! , heck your whole setup dosent even take 1 9v!

Newb: "Go to the left"
Me: No
Newb: We need reinforcments on the left
Me: i can get them from here
newb: angels dont shoot as far as cockers, you need to get over there
me: ....newbie........

[andygonzo]

it was sooo funny..we where playing a feild made of mounds of dirt...and the other team chased this guy..he ran the entire leght of the feild before being shot..i fell to the ground laughing..of course, i gently placed my angel on the ground first.

[JTp8ntballer12]

lol

[pbce888]

You buy all your equitment at the local Army Navy store.

You then you paint your face with the army camo stick before you put your mask on.

You ask the ref if you can set your paint land mine (that you bought off ebay) up on the speedball field.

You bought a paint grenade then refill it with the wood paint in your basement.

You glue leaves to your mask to camo it becuase you spent all your money on the camo pants and shirt you got at the Army Navy store.

You think that a $1000 Angel is a waist of money because it dosnt have full auto.

You think the trigger on a Tipnmann 98 is light.

You sign up for a local tourniment and when you get there you go to ask where the rentals are for your team.

You think you can shoot 20 BPS on your spyder becuase it is a double trigger.

You and your dad are playing and think its a good idea to run to the other side off the break and get both your asses lit up!!! (that happened to someone at my local field).

[ironrapier17]

when you run over to a stand up bunker with 5 other people and all of you are standing straight up huddled together trying not to get hit.

you complain about your gun's accuracy never realizing you're playing with a field rental.

[dynasty887]

lol talon thats sucks

[dynasty887]

Originally posted by pbce888
You buy all your equitment at the local Army Navy store.

You sign up for a local tourniment and when you get there you go to ask where the rentals are for your team.

! (that happened to someone at my local field).



Haha My friends wanted to join our team and they wanted to know if they can rent at the Tourny

[JTp8ntballer12]

haha thats nice

you go to a tounrey and buy an all day co2 refill for your 9oz

[dynasty887]

u ask to use a remote and wonder if your going to be Surrendered and if u can Flank some1

[JTp8ntballer12]

heres a lil newb story, before a game i heard this kid that thought it was all that saying to his even more newbier friends "If some ask you to surrender say yes, turn around and shoot them" so later in the day all of him and his friends were in a shield together and i came along, asked em to surrender and they said ok, they turned around and got double tapped (one in the nuts one in the chest) each.

[dynasty887]

lol thats good what dumbA$$es they are

[NorCalBalla]

you think everyone w/ a jersey is pro

[shinigami]

you say angels suck








































until you get one

[dynasty887]

norcalballa........ repeat

[NorCalBalla]

damn, i cant read all those damn pages, lol

[BONES]

Originally posted by JTp8ntballer12
heres a lil newb story, before a game i heard this kid that thought it was all that saying to his even more newbier friends "If some ask you to surrender say yes, turn around and shoot them" so later in the day all of him and his friends were in a shield together and i came along, asked em to surrender and they said ok, they turned around and got double tapped (one in the nuts one in the chest) each.

Hilariouse, rofl



You might be a rec-baller if 1 game usually includes 4-5 bathroom breaks.

[hotboy]

if u don't know what the term "walking the trigger" means

if u try to eblade a talon or stingray

if u paint ur face camouflage

if u wear combat boots to play

if u buy 200 rds of paint and it lasts u 3 weeks

if u don't think it's fair if tournament players play with u using their high end electro's

[DEKUMspeed]

if you have a spyder and you have a 6+5 pod pack and only fill up 3 and use 2 the whole day!! nice posts all funny as hell..

[cody11scrappy]

i no a kid that has a 5and4 and he puts his filled tubes on the right (hes right handed) and carrys like 8 empty tubes around with him

[Bhood]

These poor guys!

[dynasty887]

man i love this thread UP UP UP UPPIE

[smurphy7621]

you show up waring dye jerseys as a threeman team and pull out your spyders and vl200s, then get owned by one guy with an angel in jeans

[bushwhakersplinter]

that is friggin great. when my gun was down i was using my friends gun (ugliest on earth) and when they picked teams they picked me like second to last..... first game 3 elims and that was when it was a 4v2 me and some kid who had never played before. he got his first elim! yay. well i got picked first the rest of the day. hehehe.

[cody11scrappy]

Originally posted by smurphy7621
you show up waring dye jerseys as a threeman team and pull out your spyders and vl200s, then get owned by one guy with an angel in jeans

lol, ive been that one guy before. It took me about 57 secs to kill em if i remember correctly

[smurphy7621]

i was the guy with the angel just to clarify. these guys thought being good was pouring out paint, at the back of the bunker i was in. after they were out i flanked the rest of their team.

[mayhams clint]

if u use ur cell phone to communicate with your friend who's out in the bush

if ur intent is to go hurt someone instead of having fun

if u buy ur entire setup off someone elses advice wihtout doing any research your self

if u have ever tried to make a gun out of pvc (not the bazooka) but full on gun.

if u think somone with a phantom sucks

if u use the dead box as a bunker

if u have ever taken ur mask off to use your binocualrs (if u have done this u are, and always will be a rec baller. sorry theres no way to redeem yourself from that one)

if u take ur mask off during a game

if you think you dont need a barrel plug or condom cause ur guns electronic. (then the kid is complaining cause he accidently shot himself on the way off the field)

[dark2k2LCD]

you won't read facefull because its a french magazine

[bushwhakersplinter]

you tell me my angel isnt as good as your e99 cause mine is older

[mayhams clint]

if you brag about playing bare skin paintball with a razor and a talon

[cody11scrappy]

if you arent me

[japan]

your a noob if...

your gun costs less that a case of paint
you think auto mags and cockers are "full" auto
its ludacris to spend more than 300 dollars on a gun
think that i can change my angel from full auto to semi in 3 sec presssing a bunch of buttons
spend 75 bucks on a case of marbs because there the "best"
complain about being shoot 3 or 4 times at normal distance (like 20 feet)


a story my freinds and i were playing advanced-recball for fun and my to freinds were the last 2 guys left. they're both back. and as they're getting rushed the one named austin yelled to jake "don't get out jake " then goes back to shooting and then he turns five seconds later to see what he's doing and he's gone.
and then austin get's shot though a small hole in speed ball and is bunkerd twice, in the neck. then austin yells at Jake"were the F*&$ were you!!" then Jake answers "uhh i got shot in the foot", then we look and there no paint there not even a stain. then he say's "i wiped it " then in the next game Austin shoot him in the neck fron 10 ft away and Jake still thinks it was some stupid recballer in his bunker. they both had mamba ir3's

[smurphy7621]

you ask if my angel has a reactive trigger

[GunAngel01]

you might be a rec baller if !

you often find yourself dreaming of a custom anodized talon w/21 in barrel.

if you call markers WEAPONS (morons)

if you think an autococker is full auto.

i shoot a 2001 IR3 angel
14in boomy new designz bolt and 68/3000 bulldog ( lookin for a cheap SS freak with black tip shout me a hollar if you got one)


shoot till it stains baby !!!!

[joeman23111]

if your not me

[whoop]

haha i just wanted to throw in they call your hoppers........motarized pails

[dynastySSS]

you are a rec baller if u think that to spend 40 dollars on a hopper is insane

if u think that haveing a 18 inch barrrel is the coolist thing ever

[delinquent54]

...if you call paintballs bullets, i hate that.

[RaistlinsLegacy]

-you make your own 37 inch stainless steel barrels complete with a 8"diameter steel silencer
- you use an "ammo box"
- you don't know what a bunker is
- you have cammo for each weather and season

[RaistlinsLegacy]

-on your fields you cant tell the PBmarker fire from the REAL gunfire
-you use a shotgun cartridge belt for 12 grams,
sry i just remembered these

[whoop]

hah dont yuo love how you just skip to the 12th page even though theres alot of reposts............i find it funny
but also i enjoy the good ol monster barrels.. as rais and tons of people said

[akpaintballer13]

you ask your local shop owner if u can buy a tube of paint and don't use it up for 3 weeks

[Emmit]

Originally posted by RaistlinsLegacy

-you use a shotgun cartridge belt for 12 grams,


that's got nothing to do with being a recballer. Many a tournament player started out that way. Stock class paintball is the granddaddy of them all:wink:

[RaistlinsLegacy]

sry, it was one of the few things i could think of....personally i LOVE phantoms....just got bored and had to type something

[Jedrith]

Originally posted by RaistlinsLegacy
sry, it was one of the few things i could think of....personally i LOVE phantoms....just got bored and had to type something

Never underestimate a guy who can play stock. I love phantoms too.

[RaistlinsLegacy]

how about i replace that with
-using a coil system with a 6+1 Camo harness?

[DeadmanInc.]

You call your mask a helmet....
You wear a thick coat to play... IN JULY....
You wear at least 3 layers when you play....
You wear a military helmet with your mask...(seen this done)
You look at the markers on the wall and ask the shop owner "Which is best marker there?"...
You try to outshoot Shibby's speed with a Tippman, Spyder, stock cocker, ect...
You take the shroud off your flatline....
You put your Spyder's gripframe on burst or full auto...

[andygonzo]

i was at our store the other day and this guy said......"which ones shoot in fullly auto"

[RaistlinsLegacy]

you say "yah this is the best gun 'cause it's got full auto, Yup the spyder imagine is the fastest there is" (i had a guy tell me this yesterday, so i kindly took him out to the field and showed him the glory of the speed...now he's traumatized hehehehhee)

[Shibby]

"You try to outshoot Shibby's speed with a Tippman, Spyder, stock cocker, ect... "

Most custom cockers, E-blades, Timmys.....you ripped that thing the other day.

My newest favorite questions

"What type of gun do you have?"
"Angel"
now you can insert any of the following replys:

"So do you play?"
"Is that a pretty good gun?"
"So are you a pro?"
"Is it fast?"
"yours shoots harder than these on the wall right?"

[Eclipse This]

"wow is that an E99?!?"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no it's an Angel Eclipse LED... now you have a 3 second head start before i break you like a twig.

[RaistlinsLegacy]

lol, another one today "whats an input preassure" "ok, then what's an LPR?" see little kids who start out should not have parents that spoil them with cockers lol

[Eclipse This]

You might be a rec player if your dad rolls up in a H2 with 20" dubs and you jump out with a tippmann m98 flatline.

[whoop]

hah you roll up in a lincoln navigator and jump out with a Speed all pimped out and you go in the woods with your camo.....saw this one

[Vantage_TeS]

If you make a 500 round hopper by gluing 4 half shells together. Got that one from a guy who insists he has to worry about air before paint. With a 20oz you should get over 1,000 shots. Not to mention he plays with full auto at sc village (im sure they let him hmmmmm??)

whatever.

[RaistlinsLegacy]

lol when i first began i cut a hole through the top of a viewloader 200 and glued another VL200 on top...hey IT WORKED lol

[KFCarp]

we had a kid come into our shop he goes "wow! how much for that angel on tha wall..can i shoot it?!"....owners reply...."uhhh thats a pirana and its like 150 bucks"

this is kind of a re-post but its classic.....when u decided to play woods that 2 times a year a tourney baller does....ur at someones wood where anyone is invited in tha staging area...u go off tha tha side and u start to rip and one of tha guys comes over and ask u to turn ur gun off full auto.>>god thats classic

rec-baller= hold tha gun at ur waist like ur a mob ster...and im drawin a blank..i'll hit this up later

[Gatyr]

you think its best to retreat when the other team starts pushing up.

you think efficiancy is how well your marker can shoot somebody

you kill somebody in paintball

you're a tourney wannabe so you make fun of anybody that plays woodsball

[dynastySSS]

you hate speed ball b\c you think its to close.

you use ur super sniper skill with a laser pointer

you think carrying a pack is retarded

[Shibby]

"wow is that an E99?!?"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no it's an Angel Eclipse LED... now you have a 3 second head start before i break you like a twig.
Its more like "The Jackyl"
"Run,......No really run"


And today (DeadManInc. can verify) we had a kid (14ish) come out with a Strange Vision Impulse just to get it working and to chrono it. His dwell was turned all the way up and his LPR all the way down. I was more than wanting to piss on his dads leg today. (I have no idea what that means but I want it to be bad)

[three fut nuthin]

if your not a member of AOG

[PuReEviL]

I'll give this a shot.
"If you think Aftershock is something that happens after a earthquake and Dynasty is something you find in a history book."

[three fut nuthin]

If you idolize Tippmann Effect or Bad Company

[three fut nuthin]

If you and your buddy point to an Angel and you say"its a really tricked out Spyder" then ur budd says"no dude, thats a Pirhana!"

[three fut nuthin]

If you think anyone with a JT or DYE jersey and an Angel is pro...

[BuNkErKiNg187]

u might be a rec baller if ur team mate says stand up and shoot and u say why? and they say cuz the guy with the angel is comming and they scream I OUT!!!!


cary extra "BULLETS" on a belt in the bag and complain it takes to long to reload there ammo

wear two differant types of camo and complain cuz they cant snipe playing airball


scream at the ref sayin my gun is broke "Ref says u might want to cock it first" squid says "all he has to do is turn his on y cant mine do that?"


What is the biggest barrel u sell? do u think that is good for my tippman cuz i like to snipe

[DeadmanInc.]

And today (DeadManInc. can verify) we had a kid (14ish) come out with a Strange Vision Impulse just to get it working and to chrono it. His dwell was turned all the way up and his LPR all the way down. I was more than wanting to piss on his dads leg today. (I have no idea what that means but I want it to be bad)

that was funny wish he would of stayed and played so I could show him what a real marker is

if you walk out on the field and the ref ask you, "Does everything look blue and fuzzy to you." because you didn't remove the lens cover.

[sharps990]

hey bc is a good team

if they shot angels they would b a great team but thier stuck w/ raven/kingman

sharps

[KFCarp]

i once had a kid come up to me and ask me how to turn his i belive "nasty impulse" on...lmao hahahaha

[three fut nuthin]

If you say that your JT 5.0 will run my Angel! Im serious me n a kid at the field today were talkin about what our Angels had and how fast they shot...some newb comes up with his new 5.0 and Qantum hopper...he says my JT will out run your Angel, i got it to shoot 15 bps, i was like ok then. So we went into the Chrono and we each had 150, i unloaded them soooooooo fast he was like crying. He wanted me on his team...i made sure i wasnt!

[KFCarp]

3ft nothun....just wondering how in ur sig....all that ='s under 1200

[crazy8990]

"how do you make it shoot that fast...my gun is suppose to be better then yours..."
"practice"


:::when im shooting an ir3 and hes out there with a speed:::

[RangerX]

OMG... I just pissed myself reading this topic. LMAFO

-RangerX

[QuiQafooQey]

REPOST! lol (sorry emmit ;))

Lifted these of PBNation.com
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=369015

You are addicted to paintball if..

-You have more air filling capabilities at home than your local field does.

-When in any public place you constantly check around you to make sure they haven't gotten behind you.

-When walking around you get sudden urges to run forward and slide behind a picnic table or other object for cover

-You look at a case of paint and can tell how many games you will probably get out of it

-You think there is nothing wrong with spending $500 on paintball, but you won't buy a new discman because they are too damned expensive

-Your teachers no longer ask you if someone in your family is hitting you.

-You can butt into conversations half way through and diagnose someone's gun problem

-You have more paintball pictures on your hard drive than you do porn

-You have been to your field so many times that they've named a bunker or special move after you

-When you're parents tell you to light up the Christmas tree, you take out your marker and start unloading

--VF A/C 68/45geddon SPAA14" means something to you.

-When your running in gym class you can’t stand straight up your always hunched over so people cant shoot you as easily. And u bunker people as they lap you.

-When after a week without playing paintball you start going through withdrawal symptoms

-If you had a million dollars, you already know what you'd spend it on and it's all paintball stuff

-Your local paintball store knows the exact day and time your going to come in for an air fill.. and if you don't show up.. they call your house

-You laugh when you get hit by a paintball

-When some guy with an Angel shows up at the field, the newbs refuse to play against him, and you refuse not to

-You wonder why your neighbors stay inside on Saturdays

-When you watch the news and point out how bad the terrorist are at tucking, snap-shooting etc.

-You can tell anyone how every gun they name works and what its common problems are

-You have no idea what the original color of your jersey was

-You go to a paintball store and tell them info that they didn't know about various paintball stuff

-You buy extra markers for no reason because it's a good deal

-When a new shipment of the newest thing comes to your proshop, they don't bother opening it and send it directly to you to save time.

-People think that you own the field because you are there so much.

-You have a C in math and can't make a cabinet in shop but yet during English you have designed your own paintball marker from scratch

-When you hate needles because of the pain, but getting shot by 7 guys with 12 paintballs each, you're ok with

-When you don't know what Surrender means

-When people start coming to you to fix their guns instead of the local air smith

-When at any DARE event you are asked why you do not do drugs you say it would take away from my paintball funds

-You have at one time shot yourself in the foot

-You've convinced your dad that it is okay to have a gun that costs more then your car

-You've memorized your marker's serial number, and every allen wrench size to take it apart, but you can't remember your own phone number.

-When u talk to your mom for hours about paintball, and you accept "ok" as a reply to keep talking

-When people stop asking you what guns you have owned and wonder which ones you haven't

-You dodge basketballs instead of catching them

-When a girl asks you out, and your reply is "do you like paintball?

-When meeting new people you look for vulnerability

-When you would rather play paintball then have sex.

-While walking through the mall, you secretly decide that it would make a really good speedball course.

-You start using hand signals to tell co-workers where the office supplies are.

-You don't buy a new bbq grill because "for that price I could get 3 cases of Pro ball".

-You don't feel weird wearing camo around the house on non game days.

-You are on a first name basis with any UPS driver.

-You hear a loud noise and you immediately duck and look for cover.

-You have pallets stacked up in your back yard.

-You have memorized the sizes and model requirements for allen wrenches.

-You develop a "paintball budget"

-A $1200.oo auto-cocker doesn't seem that unreasonable

-You don't make a cousin's wedding because the moron wanted to have it on a Saturday.

-You have your very own stupid webpage about it.

-while talking about last night's football game you say the center hiked the quarterback the flag and the running back ran down the left tape.

-you're playing dodge ball in gym. You're hit seven times and the other team asks why you're not out. You calmly say "No break."

-while eating lunch you get a spot of spaghetti on your shirt. Not sure if it's big enough you promptly yell "Paint Check!!!!"

-you're in school and the answer to every chemistry question is either "co2" or "nitrogen/compressed air"

-the answer to every math problem is ".68"

-your mouse ball has been replaced with a slightly bloated Diablo Inferno.

-All of your silverware, pens and even your computer are splashed-anodized camo green.

-You can hear an air leak from 20 yards out.

-Squeeging your combarrel es before brushing your teeth in the morning.

-You routinely wear you JT Flex 7 Thermal to work with your suit and tie.

-You speak your sentences in three word bursts.

-You pray to a God named "Autococker."

(These have got to be old... all cocker lovers... :P)

[RangerX]

roflmfao

[warpedsportzms]

thats to fyunny

[75thranger]

if u call your mask a helmet...dunno if someone else wrote that didn't feel like reading thru 6 pages

[xXWDPXx]

if you think a flatline will make you a sniper

[xXWDPXx]

you kno youre a rec baler if

you go to the local army surplus to buy paintball clothing

[RangerX]

You are a rec baller and more if you....

Spend over $800 to mod your Tippman A-5 to look like this!!!

http://store3.yimg.com/I/opsgear_1771_104549386

Whoa..

[dynastySSS]

hey that looks like me :cool:

[Viper]

Yeah, i know someone with an A-5 and he never shuts up about the damn pos. I bet if he had the money to that to his gun he would :wall:.

[Xquisit]

*mouth drops to the floor*...wow

[DarkHelmet931]

God I love this thread funniest stuff in the world.

You might be a rec-baller if you think cyclone feed is better than my evoII

You brag about getting a flat-line barrel

you bunker a 10 year old kid from behind, shoot him 10 times in the back of the head from 10 feet away. (Believe me that guy got what was coming to him. The next game my brother and I gave him his fair share of paint, as my brother bunkered him, and i followed right behind and took some shots at him. I mean the kid was 10 years old, what kind of person would do that. He was bragging about it afterwords too.

[Emmit]

you might be a rec-baller if you spend $1000+ on your setup and then go play with the walkons and think it makes you cool:wink:

[QuiQafooQey]

You are a rec baller and more if you....

Spend over $800 to mod your Tippman A-5 to look like this!!!

Whoa..

DAYUM!!!!! was that photoshopped? cause if it wasn't then... well... DAYUM

lol

[three fut nuthin]

3ft nothun....just wondering how in ur sig....all that ='s under 1200

i does...? well im not sure how to use the calculator, is that a bad thing that its under 1200 or were u complementing me?

[DeadmanInc.]

You go out an buy black t-shirst that have "SWAT" screened on the front and have "RANGER" or "SNIPER" patches sewn onto the sleeves.

Those are your game "jerseys"

[KFCarp]

3ft....lol i dont remember what ur sig said....i think u had it a lil low...well thats what i thought...oh well

[dynastySSS]

if you think that a halo is a ring around an angels head..

[RaistlinsLegacy]

your dremal is your airsmithing tool :) i need to get a picture of my 5 year old tippman...

[mayhams clint]

the people you're playing with are rec if your local reffs tell you to be nice repeatedly before the game even starts

you manage to shoot my car. i hate blind firing.

[Jouster]

I wouldn't mind having a couple Woodrow Wilson's myself


who? jackson is on the twenty...grant on the 50 and of course the 100 is all about the benjamin
so that leaves hamilton for the 10, and lincon on the 5 and washington on the 1
wheres wilson?
On the $100,000 bill, of course! (No, really.)

http://www.currencygallery.org/small/sgc100000.htm

There are a couple other odd bills out there:
http://www.currencygallery.org/vignettes/vignettes.htm

And you know you're a rec-baller when... you come up to the guy on a field with an Angel, and say, "How times can you fire that before you run out of bullets?"

Jouster

[andygonzo]

if you come in to the pbstore and say, Well i just finished building my last foxhole and now i need to BUILD a gun thats fast, efficent quite and shoots more than 300yds and last but not least CHEAP....what parts do yall have?

[Eclipse This]

You might be a rec baller if...
You come up to me and say, "that thing must shoot harder. does that (hpa) make it hurt more?"
people people people... buy'n a gun at walmart doesn't give you the right to open your mouth at the field. respect the reverance of the paintball field. spend a day or two just listening so you don't sound like a total idiot.

[RaistlinsLegacy]

heck yeah, better to be silent and appear stupid then to open your mouth and relieve all doubt :p

[brizap]

if you think that angels are voice acctivated

[brizap]

If the only time you have done a run through was when you were being chased by the other team

[brizap]

if you buy a case of the best paint and shoot 100balls and save the rest for the target range

[SpeedWizz]

i cant think of any good ones.. ive heard the most funniest ☼☼☼☼ here already

[tgaffner]

If you ask someone:

How much does that Angle hurt!!

[spider8910]

when they ask how many times they can be hit before they have to get out :puzzled:

when you (the ref) tell a player there hit on the gun and instead of pointing it down they always point it at you(the ref)

taking your mask off in the middle of a game is ok after just getting gogged

you were a sweatshirt in the middle of the summer so it doesnt hurt

(sorry if i repeated anything i didnt feel like ready 16 pages) ( im a little lazy and not a fan of reading for any lengths of time)

[Jouster]

When, after being shot on one foot, you start hopping up and down on the other foot and keep playing.

Jouster

[wolfram075]

you ask an experinced player if one barel shoots with more "power" than another lol

[Klassy Guy]

When there is no All day air, the sad thing is, that makes me a rec-baller :cry:, oh well.

[IV Link]

Your a rec-baller if you save your money up to "Fly" your 98 Custom. lol

[IV Link]

Woodsballers!\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/668/zdgfgxdfg5tx.png

[El Pirata]

You might be a rec baller if you revive a year old thread... :bouncer:

[IV Link]

and....?

[Klassy Guy]

My 98c is basically a matrix, has matrix internals, noid, etc. I modded the hell out of it, really cool though. If you believe me that is funny, I wish I had a 98 trix.

[speedmarvelizeR]

if you think getting getting shot by an angel hurts more than a regular gun.

[hgroberts]

if any of these are your gun setups

Player Equipment
Marker: Spider fully upgraded to tarantula
Tank: co2 9oz.
Loader: manual
Mask: full head darth vader

Marker: slingshot
Tank: muscle
Loader: self feed
Mask: full helmet

Marker: HandNArm
Tank: fast
Loader: Pocket
Mask: V-Force