You might be a Tourney wanker if...

[Emmit]

you're paintball gun costs more than your car

you spend all day thinking about how you can use your office cubicle as an effective bunker



Keep going, I stole the idea from another site, but I think they're funny

[TopCourage]

You try to bunker ppl in the hallway of your highschool

[HellFish]

if you suddendly scream at the professor to check his/her hopper

[s-fin]

When you daydream about team tactics.

[Jim@ImpactPaintball]

try to crawl past your sleeping dad on the couch pretending to be in the snake

[Emmit]

can't go to sleep at night because you're reliving that awesome bunker move you made 3 months ago and your body is all tensed up

[BlueC&CIR3]

when instead of doodling in class, u draw field layouts for airball fields.

[C.Carles-AOG]

You think of ways to talk "code" so no one could understand but your team.

[Kris1187]

if you hit someone wihta rubberband and call for a paint check

[brian5]

if your a teacher and you spend more time talking about paintball than teaching collision repair. we put our trashcans in the middle of the shop and use spray water bottles as markers and have "squertball" games instead of class

[Kris1187]

haha nice class i wish i ahd that

[Shibby]

Your biggest insult to someone is to call them a Newb

You only by paint by the case.

When people ask you what you do for fun you say "paintball' and look at them while they hope you say something else. After the 5 minutes of awkward silence, they ask you anything else? You think for a moment then shrug. "nope"

Christmas = Barrels, Birthday = paint, Anniversary = you don't have one it was on a Sunday.

All the clothes you have bought your girlfriend say Angel on them.....she hasn't put 2 and 2 together.

When you playing rec-ball the ref yellls 30 seconds and you walk off the field because you cant bunker.

You buy 9 volts in bulk.

1/2 of your closet says Dye, JT....ect.

.689, .685, .687 are too big of a varience for you to be comfortable.

You know what paints smell funny and can tell them apart by shell colors.

You only buy VL if its real old.

When someones last name is LaSoya you ask them if they are related to Chris. Then they look at you like "who?"

You don't know where D-Day is but plan a trip to Orlando every Oct.

You've lost your voice yelling "check that hopper ref" more than once.

You despise anyone wearing yellow because it is a conspiricy.

You remember who you played from 98 but can't remember you bosses last name.

You check and hope that ESPN will play tourney, even if its the 1997 World Cup.

You have a "talk" with your boss because a female employee overheard you say you "short stroked bad Sunday and started chopping your balls"

The red marks on your neck are from paint...and hickeys...and your 25 years old.

[TopCourage]

if u randomly yell "Back Right!!!" and go into your shooting position....

[The_Rooster]

if you find yourself peeking arround corners and your fingers start firing the gun that isn't in your hand

[Panzerr]

if you can see your angel from where you are sitting

[Digitalpunk]

Your girlfriend spills pop on herself and you call Neutral to see if any of it is larger then quarter sized.

Digital

[Gary1]

You hear some mom in the grocery store tell her noisy kids to "GO..Go..Go..find your dad".....and you slide behind the mellons...

[Emmit]

you bought a new Dark IR3 but your girlfriend still doesn't have an engagement ring.....

that's my favorite....:sad: but not my girlfriends

[Gary1]

On that subject...I did buy the ring in exchange for the first Angel..I bought the second Angel after marriage...now what's that funny look on my wife's face....hmmmm wazzup with her? Anyway, back to polishing my markers!

[Emmit]

you try to cinvince your significant other that Orlando in Late October is a great place for a vacation.....

[freeloader12345]

Plan vacations around tourneys

[Jedrith]

If you're in a department store and you keep telling yourself...I can get that guy from here.

[5150]

If you run around your house snap shooting your cats.

[SerpentSaint]

You clean and polish your marker while your on the crapper.

[C.Carles-AOG]

Originally posted by 2k1Angel
if you find yourself peeking arround corners and your fingers start firing the gun that isn't in your hand

It's good practice you know... hehehe

[Gary1]

The only reading material in your crapper is Faceful and Angel Owners Manual....

[GaLLi2k6]

If you are registered on over 5 paintball forums

If you dont play in 1 weeks you start getting to tense.

When you walk up on your friends and you act like your at a stand up snap shooting eachother at school. (I do this with my friends)

You draw pb companys symbol on your binders

You sit there in class walking your figners without realizing it

Your AIM sn has something to do with paintball

Everything you have is top of the line.

Would rather paintball than hang out with your girlfriend without parents home.

Your angel has over 100k shots on it and you have only had it for less than 2 months

[Jedrith]

5150 I snap shoot my cats all the time...without paint or air of course.

[SerpentSaint]

dude thats the hardest thing to decide is the chicks, or paintball... i think anything that can take a man away from his woman is UNBELIEVABLE, when you really think about it.

- You have to wash your paintballing clothes more than your regular clothes.

[paintballguy990]

when you look at your girl friend and think she would look better with fade anodizing and black accessories rather than a thong.

[Digitalpunk]

My boss at work thinks i'm retarded now, she caught me walking the switch on the root beer despenser (i work at burger king). She asked what i was doing and i said "i was rocking that thing at a good 17 bps" then she just said, "you're weird" and walked to the counter.

Digital

[s-fin]

All the paintball clothes you have are bright neon blue, red, or orange!!!

You have spent more on tourney fees then your house is worth.

You will eat Top Ramen for two months so you can afford to buy your fourth complete setup(Ie. gun,air hopper. I know a guy that did that and has 5 of 'em. That dude was sick!)

You have skipped paying rent so you can pay for World Cup.

[p8nt4life27]

if your driving down the road and look out the window and see a open field, then say that would be a perfect place to put a field.

[captncrunch]

originally posted by digitalpunk
My boss at work thinks i'm retarded now, she caught me walking the switch on the root beer despenser (i work at burger king). She asked what i was doing and i said "i was rocking that thing at a good 17 bps" then she just said, "you're weird" and walked to the counter.

lol, thats classic:lol:

[hogman05]

your computer desk top and your screen saver have somthing to do with paintball.

[Emmit]

Originally posted by hogman05
your computer desk top and your screen saver have somthing to do with paintball.

mine does.....it's an AOG wallpaper

[superfire]

how about if you run around the house with your gun and playing behind the couch acting like its a lay down can.

or how about jumping in the air with your gun acting like rocky jumping over the snake bunker,but you actually jump on your bed.

[Emmit]

here's a variation......

you might be raising a tourney player if you run around the house with your 6 year old daughter pretending to play paintball and she laughs when she bunkers you......(yes I let her bunker me at home)

[C.Carles-AOG]

Emmit, my 8 month old boy can already hold up my Angel :cool:
No tank or hopper, but he'll get there...

[Moo Juice]

Originally posted by Digitalpunk
My boss at work thinks i'm retarded now, she caught me walking the switch on the root beer despenser (i work at burger king). She asked what i was doing and i said "i was rocking that thing at a good 17 bps" then she just said, "you're weird" and walked to the counter.

Digital



Digital that is the funniest story in the world. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :clap:

[zombie93]

the contents in your "gear bag" are worth more than your little brothers life.

[Gary1]

You find youself thinking of ways to get a pneumatic framing nailer up to to 15 nps (nails per second)... I think I got my stapler up to about 10....

[Roy]

You constantly shoot your little brother in the face with a squirt botlle and scream YOUR GONE !

[Moo Juice]

lol, ROY I do that all of time! If you have a younger brother do it!

[Gary1]

If you have modified your travel trailer to fit all of your paintball gear, and suddenly realize you have no where to store food....I guess the back of the truck will do....Priorities! Priorities!

[Moo Juice]

If you shoot sombody with a rubber band, and they don't call them selves out you start cursing at them too get out.

[Roy]

when some one hits you with a penny and you say it bounced . ?

[URBAN 18]

Originally posted by zombie93
the contents in your "gear bag" are worth more than your little brothers life.

word on that.

how bout not wanting to graduate from high school so you can make it to chicago open

[hogman05]

you have $1800.00 in your new Ir3.... and you still are searching the e stores for upgrades for it

[boogt]

uh guys are you spying on me

[boogt]

you quit your job so you can make it to skyball, oh and chicago open, you drive two hours just to watch a tourney. you have four guns and complain you need a gun for the tourney this weekend. ther isnt a team in the state that you havent played for, sor some period of time or another. And I do snap shoot with my seven year old daughter. I bought a microswitch to practice my trigger pull. your grandma calls and asks if you got a tourney this weekend just a few of thousands all of them Ive done

[boogt]

sorry guys cant stay away
If you have ever used the " anyone of us might die tomorrow so have fun while you can" speech to justify buying yet another gun. And if youve been around long enough to remember it being ok to call them guns

[kaPPLcD]

When your in the bathroom takin a piss and you have ur friend watch out for teh bunker.

[zombie93]

Originally posted by kaPPLcD
When your in the bathroom takin a piss and you have ur friend watch out for teh bunker.
that's the funniest one yet! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! :pointandl :lol:

[kaPPLcD]

:niener:

[Nasty Little Hobbit]

This whole thing is really funny.....

How about when we are watching Push and my 2.5 year old son says they are "playing ball" and my 5 year old daughter says "nice bunker, that had to hurt".

We have some pretty nasty (shoot 40-50ft) nerf crossbows I built and we go at it pretty hard, including bunkering.

[Moo Juice]

Hobbit that is sick with the nerf guns! How did you make them?

[Nasty Little Hobbit]

I use two sizes of PVC pipe, .5" for the barrel and 1.25" for the air chamber. They use bunji cords to drive a plunjer. The darts are made of foam backer rod. They have hard plastic ends (ouch). I make the rest out of wood. I've made a bunch for my friends and we have some pretty good shoot outs.

[cameroncarnes]

Dudes, stop insulting me!

[wdp child]

You try to make your own air ball bunker out of house hold items such as a tarp etc. etc.

[A|ex]

When your little brother that dosent play paintball starts to teach your friends what "snap shooting" is :)

[Emmit]

you consider using those inflatable displays like you see in grocery stores or car dealerships to build your own airball field

[i like tictacs]

Originally posted by Digitalpunk
My boss at work thinks i'm retarded now, she caught me walking the switch on the root beer despenser (i work at burger king). She asked what i was doing and i said "i was rocking that thing at a good 17 bps" then she just said, "you're weird" and walked to the counter.

Digital

Dude, i know what you're talking about. Whenever i go to BK or mcdonalds, when i fill my drink i walk on the button for the soda, it kind of goes pok pok pok pok pok pok

i do it pretty fast until its all filled, i get lots of looks, but what the hell.

[hogman05]

You just might be a tuorney wanker if ...... you go to the theater and get hit in the back of the head with a gummy bear and call for a paint check ---and then scan the balcony for any former avalanch player:doh:

[Jedrith]

If that guy would of only greased his head it wouldn't of broke.

[Gary1]

So, there you go! You grease your head before a game to increase a chance of a "slider" instead of the ball breaking! Hogman...OUCH!

[zombie93]

or try wearing a skull cap.

[Angelchief]

Burrrr, it just got chilly in here.

Our network dumped our info, I have been trying to find the AOG desktop with the silver starburst behind the Angel Logo. Can somebody point me to the post or attach it to an email. sean.mescher@navy.mil Thanks


Originally posted by hogman05
You just might be a tuorney wanker if ...... you go to the theater and get hit in the back of the head with a gummy bear and call for a paint check ---and then scan the balcony for any former avalanch player:doh:

[Emmit]

AngelChief.......try looking in the wallpaper thread.

[jabbster]

How about if you spend more than half your weekends playing paintball...
If you spend more than 10k a year on paintball... (Including Trips)
If you would sell your own mother to win a world cup...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[theflash2k2]

sell ur own mother? hahaha

how about if u can relate to 99% of this stuff (me)

i think the most common is if u walk ur fingers on EVERYTHING. i had my arm around my girl and was walking her hip and shes like WTF r u doing!!

[jabbster]

DUDE!!! I do the same thing, I get the wierdest looks and stuff for it!!! Now with my girl my mind is thinking about differant things, but my fingers always seem to be walking something... :wink:

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[theflash2k2]

the wierd thing is im not even thinkin about paintball, im just doin that. or ill b in class and walkin the desk and everyones like SSHHHHHH!!!!

[jabbster]

Same here. It is like a sub-concious thing that I do always reminding me about paintball...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[andygonzo]

if you have 3 warrents out for your arrest..but you don't want to pay the tickets b/c you need to buy a back up gun.

[wdp child]

If you build custom guns and trade them without shooting them for an angel just because building a gun is more fun then saving money

[dark2k2LCD]

you throw away cases of paint because they are 3 weeks old

[wdp child]

you dont?

[sharps990]

when your little sister gets mad at jst the sould of the click of you walking ur speed.
when your teacher knows who ryan greenspan is and hes never played.
when you have a stack of pb mags from the week that you started playing paintball next to your bed. when your home page is paintball.com.
if on the outside of your door says "goggles on" and on the way out you see "barrel plugs in". when theres no room for any more paintball posters on the walls of your room

[cody11scrappy]

when you get suspicous and keep an eye on anyone whose last name is Salm.

When youre parents say, "Do you feel bad or something, you just told me your not going to the field Sunday"

You never go to church because you think "its sunday, id rather go play ball"

Everyone thiks you are Satanic just becaus your shirt says "Evil people do Evil things" on it.

You have watched Push a good 69,856 times yet you have never watched Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers

You name your pet dog Rocky

When you see a new product and your like, "I guess Rocky can go with out food for a week"

[bacon bitz]

Originally posted by Emmit
you consider using those inflatable displays like you see in grocery stores or car dealerships to build your own airball field

i must admit it, me and my friends tried, didnt work, so we ended up usind patio furniture.......

[jabbster]

That is a little extreme isn't it???

You might be a tourney wanker if...

You spend more time playing paintball than thinking...
Your paintball equipment is worth more than your car...
You have a problem getting mobbed at the local field...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[tHa cLiPsE]

If you...

Download the paintball patch for Half-Life.
Play "air-paintball" at school with your friends. (imaginary paintball, SOO FUN!)
Dream about that 22bps coming from your Speed smashing your worst enemy in the face.

[wdp child]

If you go through a rotation of paintball web sites such as angel-owners, pbnation, forceofnature,etc.

[(((((M!NUS)))))]

This is one of the best threads EVA! Fricken hillarious. I thought I had issues bieng obsessive, now I know for sure that I'm just NORML..............

[dark2k2LCD]

you see squirrels, and think.... you're not so fast....i could get you....

[cody11scrappy]

you were ATC's when you are skate boarding

you were Slide Shorts to bed

you dream about taking over Dave Youngblood's postion as the owner of DYE

[jabbster]

Man this is a great thread... I dream about takning over WDP not DYE...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[cody11scrappy]

WDP should make paintball gear other than angels

you might be a tourney wanker if you know what "WDP" really stands for

[theflash2k2]

they do. AIR and fat boy stuff

if ur nieghboors thing ur a retard cuz they saw u put somethin in the microwave and then pin down the window while u bunker the "guy" layin behind the table and yellin "get him out at home!"

[cody11scrappy]

yeah, but the fatboy stuff is only like tubes isnt it. they should make like pants and shoes and stuff

[cody11scrappy]

you might be a tourney wanker if you have a friend named john rice. (seriously, i do, we call him johnny tho)

[jabbster]

You might be a tourney wanker if... You are a moderator at your favorite paintball site... (AOG)

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[Emmit]

Originally posted by jabbster
You might be a tourney wanker if... You are a moderator at your favorite paintball site... (AOG)

Sincerely,

The jabbster

:sshh: :sad:

[cody11scrappy]

so are you saying this ISN"T your fav site

[jabbster]

I know that it is my favorite site...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[Emmit]

Originally posted by cody11scrappy
so are you saying this ISN"T your fav site

did I say that?

[cody11scrappy]

no, im just guessing that cuz of the Originally posted by Emmit
:sshh: :sad:

[cody11scrappy]

or is it that you just fed up and quit being a mod. if it is that, im sorry :sad:

[JTp8ntballer12]

ok wanna be mod

[jabbster]

Your not really a mod ya know cody... Just wanted to let you know in case you were stuck in your own little world...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[cody11scrappy]

you might want to check the "Emmit" thread then

[JTp8ntballer12]

i did....your not a mod...

Sincerely,

The JTp8ntballer

[cody11scrappy]

didnt you see what i posted and did you check the home page. the thread wasnt there anymore, just like i said, i changed it.


anyways, lets get back on topic.

you might be a tourney wanker if your vehichle is a van, suv or truck. you know, for all the gear

[JTp8ntballer12]

if u post on these forums..

[cody11scrappy]

and all the other forums

[JTp8ntballer12]

no...just this one, there tippmann forums out there buddy..

[andygonzo]

.. JTp8ntballer12 no...just this one, there tippmann forums out there buddy..

good call

[JTp8ntballer12]

haha...
you might be a tourny wanker...

if u can take off a JT lense and put one back on in under 3days....

if u dont call paitballs bullets or amo

if you have more posters of paintball stars in your room instead of hot gils

havent spoken about a paintball :sniper: in a year

[warpedx]

you might be a tourny wanker...
if you can walk through a field without going "wow! look at all this free paint on the ground!"

[JTp8ntballer12]

lol nice one...

[Target]

i had my arm around my girl and was walking her hip and shes like WTF r u doing!!

I used to do the same thing, but my girl played paintball so sometimes she did it to me.

[Target]

If everyone in your family plays paintball
if you named your dog JT
if you carry your IR3 everywhere
if you log on to angel-owners.com durring computer class and post.

[ChUbS]

if you wear ur dye pants to school and all around the house

[JTp8ntballer12]

i take my IR3 everywhere, my fish is named JT, my bros rat is named DYE, i ALWAYS post on AOG at school, and im wearing my JT pants right now....

and i confuse my gf with my IR3

[captncrunch]

Originally posted by JTp8ntballer12

and i confuse my gf with my IR3


ewww:puzzled::confused::rrrright:

[punkd]

you stop jerking off cuz you suspect your next door neighbor is posting on you!

[Therockstar]

you hear a gunshot on television and scramble behind the couch...screaming that the snake is hot

[dark2k2LCD]

If you've ever accidently shot your neighbors house...then ran inside

[SphynX]

When you sleep with your gun more than your wife/girlfriend

Tip Furniture over with your friend in your house and replay bunker moves of you that day.

Set peices of wood on the side of chairs outside in your backyard to practice snap shooting.

You contemplate making a field in digital paintball field that looks like your school.

You cary your gun around your house for no reason.

Your walls are filled with pics/banners/posters of paintball.

[BONES]

If you go to the movies just to lick gummy bears and hit famous actors on the screen, then like to yell "Check his face Tom Cruise, Check his face!

[BONES]

If you don't work at a paintball store or any paintball related store and constantly wear your paintball jersey and pods to work just to get used to them.

[ChUbS]

If you run your xbox conroller triger while you play Halo..

[captncrunch]

You cary your gun around your house for no reason.


lol, I do that

[BONES]

IF you spent more than your annual income at Huntington Beach this year.

[Target]

IF you spent more than your annual income at Huntington Beach this year.

lmao, good one

[Absolution]

I carry my gun around for no reason.
I shoot at people on tv.
I snap behind my couch.
I clean my setup after i play...then again before i play
I Take my stuff apart and put it together for the hell of it
I post on my cycle of boards (pbn, aog,ao,fon) at school
I read only Facefull
I pretend to hold my gun in class sometimes
My favorite thing to talk about at dinner is paintball

I am proud to be a tournament wanker

[SphynX]

Originally posted by Absolution

I post on my cycle of boards (pbn, aog,ao,fon) at school


Hehe, i do that also.

[warpedx]

Originally posted by ChUbS
If you run your xbox conroller triger while you play Halo..

Guilty! But its fun when you pick up the Alien semi plasma gun. You can get going at a pretty good speed, till you burn yourelf that is...

[BONES]

Originally posted by warpedx
Guilty! But its fun when you pick up the Alien semi plasma gun. You can get going at a pretty good speed, till you burn yourelf that is...

lol

[Angelchief]

Originally posted by Jedrith
If you're in a department store and you keep telling yourself...I can get that guy from here.

When you sit in the sound booth at church on a Sunday morning snap shooting the pastor as he preach's thinking "I can hit him from here"

When your pastor makes the comment from the pulpit after lambasting you in the soundbooth "....and yes, I did hit you from here"

[theflash2k2]

when ur walkin around (anywhere) and every corner u walk by u bring ur hands up like ur holdin ur gun about to bunker the "guy" standing around the corner

[Duracell]

Originally posted by JTp8ntballer12
if you have more posters of paintball stars in your room instead of hot gils

What if you have posters of hot chicks holding paintball markers?
Oh wait I guess that still makes me a wanker.:duh:

[andygonzo]

every paycheck you get goes straight to the bank to pay off your ebay debt.
you own more than one setup on n2

[cody11scrappy]

Originally posted by ChUbS
if you wear ur dye pants to school and all around the house

Originally posted by Target
if you log on to angel-owners.com durring computer class and post.

Originally posted by dark2k2LCD
If you've ever accidently shot your neighbors house...then ran inside


i do all this, other than it being my rase pants, matter of fact, i got my rase pants on now

[Therockstar]

lol, I can picture emmit darting out of his house...sliding into a spot behind some bushes and snap shooting the neighbor's house...sorry emmit, had to mention that...:)

Now, not to get off subject: If you show up to work 3 hrs late, in your jersey and pants, covered in paint because you made it into the finals in a tourney...only to find out you've been fired for not calling them

[MooShoo1717]

I am guilty of 95% of this stuff and i am glad that i am not the only one. We should have an AOG party!!! We could play paintball and then when it gets dark paly halo (and walk our triggers). also, in halo, me and my friends get behind rocks or something and set or markers in a postition and then use the joystick that makes your guy move to pop in and out. Its just like snap shooting.

[biftip98]

u might be a tourny wanker if...

u leave your real job (i work as a cashier at a supermarket) to go work at your teams home pb field....

if u wear your pb jersey to school the day b4 a tourny

if you wear dye atc cleats for everyday use

[warpedx]

you might be a tourny wanker if...
you take out a loan to pay for your shiny new marker.

Yes I did this, and it's paid off now. Wonder if the bank woulda repoed an iR3...

[boathouse]

You might be tourney wanker.....

if you threaten to bunker your teacher

if you skip your own birthday party to go watch a tourney

if you've ever made an airball field out of assorted tents, pool toys, and those blow up things that you punch and they pop back up.

[Benze]

lol 99.9% of this stuff, im guilty of. LOL. seriously. Ive been fired for being at the field, ive got pets named after paintball stuff, i read the forums at breaks and computer class... i bunker ppl in the library.. i have paintball posters everywhere... spent more on my paintball gun than both my cars lol... um ... lets see...you name it ive done it... oh, shot my neighbors house...lol.. well, sorta... was doin target practice and my opto board effed up and went full auto... i hit my neighbors house a couple of times...and of course...my neighbor.... :o not please with me... so i guess i fit these parameters... i was part of a city wide effort to start an "everybody who plays paintball wear a jersey to school day" :P

yep...

[biftip98]

yeah, i wear my jersey to school...

gotta represent the team u know...

[MooShoo1717]

You might be a tourny wanker if the first thing you do when you get up in the morning is get on these forums.

[Benze]

lol, are you referring to the 2:31 am post time?

[warpedx]

Back off Mooshoo! I'm proud of my forums! lol

[MooShoo1717]

Originally posted by Benze
lol, are you referring to the 2:31 am post time?

no cause remember different people have different time zones and to make matters worse the times are messed up anyways. I just though of that cause i had just got out of bed and i did it my self. LOL. Dont worry, Im with you guys!!!

[Benze]

lol, its pretty close for me :P

and yeah, walking the pop dispenser is fun, and you get loads of pop foam, but the pizza hut customers aren't impressed with their waiters rof :P

[captncrunch]

my customers are impressed with my rof

the question is, where do I work? muhahaha

stripper

[idiotkid]

If everytime you tell someone how much your setup cost, their jaw just drops, they call you crazy and they walk away dumbfounded.

[captncrunch]

been there, done that, lol.

noob: how much was that?
me: for the gun or the wntire setup:
noob: both
me: 1700 for the gun, about 3000 for eveything
noob: OMG!
me: yeah it's nice though
noob: *speechless*


lol

[Talon]

Had very similar conversations CaptnCrunch, but more with people who want but can't afford an angel then with newbs, so they storm telling me I'm stupid for paying so much...then they have the nerve to get mad when I pop around their bunker and lay a couple into them or tag them out from across the field. You get what you pay for.

[bacon bitz]

if you scream for a paintcheck on someone when playing rec-ball when there's no ref............ you say your taco bell food is wrong so they give you more and you get to keep the other so you can save money for a set-up

[wdp child]

ya......right....taco bell, order, wrong, new food, setup.....got ya

[captncrunch]

Originally posted by Talon
Had very similar conversations CaptnCrunch, but more with people who want but can't afford an angel then with newbs, so they storm telling me I'm stupid for paying so much...then they have the nerve to get mad when I pop around their bunker and lay a couple into them or tag them out from across the field. You get what you pay for.


yeah I know, those types are the worst of all.

[wdp child]

Originally posted by Talon
You get what you pay for.


dont knwo about you but I feel with my gun I got more then what I paid for. I have yet to have it break...which is more then I can say for my other guns.

[dynasty887]

If your walking in the hosue and shoot your brother with you imaginary gun and yell at him to paint check himself or you yell at your dog to surrender

[cody11scrappy]

what a newb, its his first post and he is so dumb he doble posts it

[mayhempaintball]

probably a repeat, but i've actually done this

whenever you see a player you know from practice you throw something at him and yell "GET THE F*** OFF MY FIELD" in a very public place (high school for me)

[NorCalBalla]

if you think your girlfriend looks better w/ a mask on

[NorCalBalla]

if the "you might be a rec ball player if" thread brings back old memories

[zc-]

if you run around your house bunkering your dogs

if you find yourself randomly walking your fingers on an imaginary gun

if everytime you hear the word "dye" you say "paintball?"

if your desktop is a paintball field

if you find yourself practicing snap shooting from your doorway

if you sell yourself for tourney fees

[BONES]

Originally posted by cody11scrappy
what a newb, its his first post and he is so dumb he doble posts it


And your so dumb you spelled double wrong.

[dynasty887]

thanks for the backup Bones

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by BONES
And your so dumb you spelled double wrong.

hahahaha


to continue the topic....

You have a backup gun priced over 500

*not that great i know but i just wanted to stay on topic

[dynasty887]

you have a back up gun and a Rec ball gun w/ your Tounry Gun

[coreyguy1]

You know your made for paintball if...
You constantly bunker your mom/dad famly members
If you teach your parents the propor was for holding your gun then you become angry when they get it rong then make them practice
You make the fatal mistake for telling your math teacher that youll bunker them(i did and almost got in BIG trouble)
You name your gun
When you first get your angel... you sleep with it for the first week then you keep it in a sock droor for the next 5
You Jawwbraker every night and memorize each move
Practice sliding in your back yard
Become the paintball god in your school by showing everyone your paintball skars

[dynasty887]

jawwbraker?

[zc-]

i assume he meant watch jawbreaker which is a paintball movie............

if when you hear the word nipple you think of nppl

if when you hear the word smart or part you think of money hungry bastards

[JTp8ntballer12]

^those were nice ones

you pretend that the desk in a class is the snake, and a hot girl is you target

[theguywithanangel]

when the field isnt open you buy $5 sticky dart guns and set up a mini speed ball field in your back yard and have a little tournament

[NorCalBalla]

if you drive 5 hours just to play for 2

[cody11scrappy]

Originally posted by JTp8ntballer12
you pretend that the desk in a class is the snake, and a hot girl is you target

more like the hot girls boobs are flags. you just want to grab em and run

[wdp child]

lol that made me laugh wow super funny you get some -karma for that. you just lightend my day. mad funny

[CAZ]

<<<<tourney wanker

your 5 month old daughter has a squirt gun w a 12 gm on the bottom so she can get used to a tank.
you own your own airball field and convinced the state to let you use state property every weekend
yuo have never played a big game
nor do you want to (well the gta big game sounds fun)
paintball is everything
you have more pb clothes than daily clothes (damn jerseys)
u practice walking in an uneven pattern to not be readable

[BONES]

If your 2 year old child already ahs a $2000 marker set-up waiting for her/him to turn 5 so he/she can play paintball. =)

[BONES]

Originally posted by theguywithanangel
when the field isnt open you buy $5 sticky dart guns and set up a mini speed ball field in your back yard and have a little tournament

good idea.....lol

[cody11scrappy]

if you convinced your girlfriend to come play with you one sunday instead of going to church (yeah right, shes to naughty for that)

[Ricky]

if u wear ur pod pack, jersey, and pants on around the house.

if you desperetly try to find a way to make everything a bunker to make ur own hyperball/sup'air field.

if you walk everything you touch(pet your dog/cat by walking its neck, head, belly, etc.)

if u randomly think of a great shot/bunkering you were in while trying to sleep

if u try to make everything something to shoot out of your gun

if your little sister has never played but knows all the vocab for hyperbal/sup'air bunkers from you

if you jump onto your couch as you were jumping into the snake

if you go around your house sneaking around your dog and coming around the corner of the wall pretending to bunker it

when your in a big building(school, office building, etc.) and think how fun it would be to play in there

[desiree]

u try to walk your mouse on your computer

[dark2k2LCD]

Originally posted by desiree
u try to walk your mouse on your computer

wtf do you mean "try"? i do walk my mouse and according to the trigger game i can get 142 clicks or 14.2 bps ON ONE SIDE ONLY like only the left side, not left and right....go me

[desiree]

my bad, lol, i meant just walk the mouse, and also whats the site for the trigger game?

[Angel Of Mine]

Originally posted by The_Rooster
if you find yourself peeking arround corners and your fingers start firing the gun that isn't in your hand

AMEN lol i do that all the time

Id like to add one too the list

when your sitting in your desk at school , and your friends girl who is really hot, and is wearing tag bum shorts that he bought her, walks by you and says heres your paintball magazine back and drops it on your desk and a picture of a angel appears, and you receive a errection the size of mount rushmore

[boathouse]

Necro

[p8nt_junkie]

if when you go to a late dinner and you mean to say 5 when the host asks "how many?" but a groggy "3 + 2" slips out of your mouth

[dynastySSS]

this is not my idea its dynastydyeir3s... if you use a paintball pod to hold your pencils and pens for school!

[DynastyDYEir3]

thank you for the credit sean


Max,

[Lyer]

... If you have three term papers, a midterm and a presentation worth 30% of your course due in three days, but you just spent half an hour reading about tourney wankers on AOG instead of doing any work (incidentally, i already spent an hour on ebay, and a hour on IOG before this.
...if your fiancee no longer gets mad when you buy paintball gear, as long as you got her some too.

[kylelynch]

If you have no paint, so you run around your house shooting wet peices of paper at each other. :lol:

If you hang around a paintball store all day just looking at all the pretty colored angels :love:

[DYE_Phreak]

If you live 15 minutes from Dye

I do :)

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by dynastySSS
if you use a paintball pod to hold your pencils and pens for school!

you know...thats a really good idea!!

and im always on some paintball site when im at home... homework isnt homework-its pre-school-rush-it-in-the-library work.

[dynastySSS]

very true

[RaistlinsLegacy]

you do a speech in speech class on the history of Draxxus...not my fault, the day before the assignment i got a PB2X with the whole history of it in it lol....

[JTp8ntballer12]

hehe french class last year i needed to do a report on something french..so naturally i had a 5 pg report on the tontons.

[RaistlinsLegacy]

hey whatever works....so in physics class io should bring in how the level ten works? or how the cocker or spyder clones work? hehehehe i would describe the physics of an angel but i only know the LPR and general maitnence...

[kylelynch]

well you are on the ANGEL OWNERS forms i'm sure one of us could tell you :lol: being angel freaks and all :nerd:

[RaistlinsLegacy]

YAY lol my physics class wants to go do all sorts of stuff like study hang gliding and "soaring" (whatever the hell that is) and when i mentioned paintball..i got a few looks lol, ah come you know how much physics is applied to each marker?

[Bill]

When you tell your wife that your marker cost $89.95

[TuRbO]

Originally posted by cody11scrappy

You have watched Push a good 69,856 times yet you have never watched Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers




we watchd my friends PUSH till it was nothing but static on the tape from being worn out......and we made the sound track and can tell you what games were being played to what song :doh:

[pyrocow]

When you accidentally call your locker your bunker

[andygonzo]

when your car is full of random gear from past tourneys thats all dirty and your to lazy to clean it out ie pants jerseys, masks, pasks etc

[RaistlinsLegacy]

you have pictures of dynasty on all your binders at school and when a teacher takes the to grade she asks "what is this" lol

[Hep]

Deffinately a tourney wanker if your a mod for A-O and have to read all the stories of being one. :doh: Keep them coming. Oh and if your co-workers who have no idea about the sport but ask you whats new in paintball and seem interested?
Hep

[Want2BOwner]

This is the greatest thread ever. Took me about an hour to read them all. I just can't think of any myself. Keep'em coming guys.

[dynastySSS]

you might be a toutney wanker if you would rather watch pb vids when your non-paintball friends r over then some other show.if you spend money you dont have trying to get a better setup/equiment.

[Emmit]

if you finagle Jawbreaker 3 into your teams sponsorship package:lol:

[andygonzo]

you trade all your birthday/ christmas presents for better gear
and/or
you have 2 of everything...ie guns, masks, tanks, pack

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by RaistlinsLegacy
you have pictures of dynasty on all your binders at school and when a teacher takes the to grade she asks "what is this" lol

dude i was looking at a p8nt issue and my english teacher gave me a referral and took ripped up the magazine!!! that was bad

and too many people thought that the pod was suppoesed to be a giant dildo so i left it at home

-when someone says they bought the matrix at costco you act surprised because you didnt know costco sold trixs.
-during a silent period in class people ask you for some of the paintall magazines you have, and ask if you have any new ones
-all the local boys come to you when their spyders break down
-you carry around pictures of angels and/or other guns in your wallett like girls carry around pictures of their firens
-you start calling people choads instead of a$$ holes or jacka$$es (so cal ppl know what i mean)
-your locker has more paintbll magazines than academic books.
-when a sci teacher drwas attoms you see the shoots of a bad marker

[dynastySSS]

if you use ur crawling skills and hide from ur teacher for 10 mins while all along u r right in front of her desk. lol i did this 2day

[JTp8ntballer12]

when your late to class you use the desk like a snake and try and find an angle to your seat...
instead of having kirsten kreuk pictures on you binder you have pictures of paintball.

[KFCarp]

-on halloween u wear full tourney gear(jersey,pants,gloves,mask,pack) to school and inbetween periods u slide head first down tha halls b/w peoples legs....or durin classes slide right into a class.....i do NOT suggest this...i had to do hard time for that lil stunt.....but thats prolly cuz after i stoped i stood up and yelled to tha teach "what u know bout that!!?!?!?"

-when u have a hardcast on ur arm but yet u still play even tho tha doc says not to

-u sit in class walkin ur fingers while u make a th th th th th th th th sound

-when u ask ur friend in tha middle of class to give u ur condom back, cuz u left it in his car..u get some weird looks for that 1

-when u use ur agenda at school to write down tourney dates and practice times....not school werk

-u spend so much time at tha local shop u find urself startin to ask costomers if they need nething

-when girls that u meet at tha club or whatever ask u if u have a baby...and u say yeah...they say what its name....u say angel 4

-when at a tourney u run around ur hotel shootin each other wit thoes foam pballs......yeah i dont sugest doin that unless u like tha police

thats all for now...keep em rollin

[Guicho]

IF YOU ARE SLEEPING, WHEN SOME ONE SUDDENLY KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR PRETTY HARD AND FAST, AND YOU FLY OFF THE BED TO THE FLOOR FOR COVER, BECAUSE YOU WERE HAVING A NIGHTMARE OF BEING BUNKERED (when you didnt have your angel).

[dynastySSS]

lol me and my friend were gonna were our pb gear to school and do that kinda stuff but they decided no we couldnt were n e thing for halloween

when you get back from a football game and u have to go get one of ur binders and u and ur friend start useing stuff in the hallway as bunkers. and u start peeking around corners and shooting the janitors

[KFCarp]

OHHHHHHH yeaaaa deff do that stuff alll tha time...esspecially when there are tha hall monitors and tha administrators walkin around...awlays good targets;)

[Josh2klcd]

Originally posted by Target

if you log on to angel-owners.com durring computer class and post.

Hell yea!
-Josh

[RaistlinsLegacy]

you are a tourney wanker if you go on a school retreat and you bring a trigger frame to practice walking...hehehehhehe they couldnt bust me, it wasnt a "paintball marker" just the frame and trigger ehehhehe

[KFCarp]

ehhh good thinkin.......think i should try to bring one to school so i can practice.......or do u think i will get expelled....not that tha would be bad...cuz then that would be tha ultimate tourney wanker reason!

[RaistlinsLegacy]

i dont think they could expel u for it, i mean it isn't dangerous or anything, i'm pretty sure you cant kill anyone with a trigger frame....

[dynasty887]

MY FRIEND BROUGHT HIS TO SCHOOL AND GOT IT TOOKEN AWAY PERMENTALY.. THE PRINCIPAL TOOK IT AND GAVE IT TO THE POLICE WHICH IN TURN KEPT IT AND SAID HE CANNOT GET IT BACK..PERIOD!!! so here is the lesson kids... dont take an E-blade to school.... :-D

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by RaistlinsLegacy
i dont think they could expel u for it, i mean it isn't dangerous or anything, i'm pretty sure you cant kill anyone with a trigger frame....
yea, it could be a trigger to a bomb (so could a cell phone)

if any cop took away my gun id take away theres (just kidding i wuld never ever do that)

[KFCarp]

lol JT...thats prolly a wise choice!

[whoop]

walking the mouse in computer class........for 5 min straight and then getting kicked out of class........

[TOpb]

Originally posted by whoop
walking the mouse in computer class........for 5 min straight and then getting kicked out of class........

I do that all the time except I haven't gotten kicked out of class for it.

[dynastySSS]

you might be a toutney wanker if u spend they day be4 ur paintball day watching vids of pros seeing if u can use any of the moves ect..

[whoop]

hah well il was on trigger pull V1...........on slackbrother or whatever that was while he was bitchin how no one pays attentiion.........

[dynastySSS]

if you bunker some1 in rec ball and the kid gets mad at u and the ref reminds u that its rec not tourny then u both laugh

[RaistlinsLegacy]

ok in speech class i got a friend to do a "how to do ____" speech...on the topic of "HOW TO TIME YOUR COCKER" hehehhehehehehe

[akpaintballer13]

you might be a tourney wanker if you have your dog named after angel:>
i do lol
also u might be a tourney wanker if all you do is print out pics of paintball to put in your locker the next day

[dynastySSS]

you might be a tourny wanker if u are sitting and posting on AOG while ur family is haveing a party right now....this party sucks

[]snip3r[]

Originally posted by BlueC&CIR3
when instead of doodling in class, u draw field layouts for airball fields.

omg what do u mean i always draw supair fields with the microsoft word :doh:

[whoop]

question snip3r.......are you sniper?

[taylor]

when your taking a piss and you hide behind the sink and snap shoot at the toliet with you piss!! sick

[Emmit]

when you're reffing a tournament and you see someone bunny hop and say "look at me I'm Ollie Lang":doh:

[Kball3r]

You take out a small loan on your house or skip rent for two weeks so you can get that new top of the line

[desiree]

when you're reffing a tournament and you see someone bunny hop and say "look at me I'm Ollie Lang":doh:

a bunny hop is with a bike, i thought ollie skated? i may be wrong.

[AceIR3flyz]

Things im guilty of:
1:Wearing my paintball equipment, with muh gun, and practicing superman slides on my wood floors.
2:Hang out at the pb store way to often.
3:Play way too much Digital paintball, and walk the mouse buttons.
4:Get air just to dry fire my marker.
5.I own like 8 million posters from tourneys ive been too, in my room.
6.Randomly do run throughs on my friends when were chillin.
7.Used my Friends GF as a bunker and snap shot his ass (then called him out) - phhhhh
8.I just love paintball too much!@#!

[dynastySSS]

when you are studying angles and stuff in mat and instead of seeing angles you see shooting lanes and bunkers

[Emmit]

a bunny hop is with a bike, i thought ollie skated? i may be wrong.
a bunny hop also refers to a small hop, it's not a BMX specific term :duh:

[whoop]

when your taking a piss and you hide behind the sink and snap shoot at the toliet with you piss!! sick

yaa i dont think ive ever done that...... :notsure:

[JTp8ntballer12]

well you just made it a triple post.
ollie has been riding the sk00ter alot at SC lately

*when drawing some1 says to put a halo on the angel and u say no because it will chop
*in the morning 10 people ask you for paintball magazines, and you have more then enough

[dynastySSS]

when you are working outside in your yard with a a chians saw ect you wear your paintball gloves and pants instead of jeans an other gloves

[RaistlinsLegacy]

lol i dont go anywhere unless i am wearing some sort of paintball gear.... this does include dye boxers lol.... as for going out, it has to be the dye polo shirt :).... when everyone at school describes you in one word: obsessed...

[dynastySSS]

yea that us paintballers 4 life babby

[Xquisit]

God...dye boxers??? lol is there anything that company doesn't make?

[MooShoo1717]

They make everything, i figure that you go to the field in...
Dye socks and shoes
dye boxers, with dye slider shorts and dye pants and then a dye jersery with dyel elbowpads, a dye pack, mask, and headband. Then you shoot a DM4 martrix with a dye drop and dye hyperflow tank with a dye ultralite barrel set a nd the only thing on your entire body that is not entirley dye is your hopper and you can of course cover it in stickers :)

[RaistlinsLegacy]

um actually i HATE MATRIX's, but yeah i got the barrels, i got the drop, i used to have the cocker... and i cant afford the tank... but yeah i got the shoes, boxers, socks, ATC's, polo shirt, t shirt, 2 jerseys, 3 pairs of pants, sweatshirt, jacket, ultralite pants, invision, mesh hat, head band, i got kneepads that are too small, i have the armpads (which i dont use), and my gloves were stolen... actually i went to florida in dec. and i dressed that way like everyday...

[dynastySSS]

when you get in trouble for cussing and in your 2hour after school dhall you spend 2 mins studying and the next hour and 58 minutes make airball feilds and plans for a tourney in 4days... man 2day was fun

[RangerX]

spend 2 mins studying and the next hour and 58 minutes make airball feilds and plans for a tourney

that was LMFAO... I remember the days in detention... buwuuahahahahah

[DynastyDYEir3]

when you cary all ur pens in a pod

[dynastySSS]

i all ready said that max

[Woogie12]

Well this about sums up 90% of me.