riddels

[irchrisr]

a man rides an elevator 13 fl;oors down every day but when he comes home he has to ride to the 7
floor and use the stairs the rest of the way how come

[El Pirata]

Riddle me this, how do you spell riddle? :bouncer:

[irchrisr]

come on peeps post ur riddles

[El Pirata]

You're learning.

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

you forgot the part that he only goes up to the 13th floor on rainy days...

and the answer is... (scroll down)
















he's too short and can only reach the 7th floor button...where as he has an umbrella to press the 13th floor button on rainy days

[Hep]

but whats the odds of him getting extra cheese on his Whopper?

[sharps990]

but whats the odds of him getting extra cheese on his Whopper?

wtf mate

and whats "tdr"

sharps

[sharps990]

*EDIT*

found the other thread, looks sweet

sharps

[Luzrd]

whats the next number in this sequence?
1224364*

[ITO]

8 (word limit)

[Luzrd]

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

[PakmanRevd]

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

6.. O.o

[ITO]

3... (word limit)

[Luzrd]

"The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!



Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius."

well according to the crap mail my friend sent me L lol L

[ITO]

ahhh I see the 4th now

[PakmanRevd]

"The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!



Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius."

well according to the crap mail my friend sent me L lol L

i try..

[El Pirata]

4, I think

[Paintballjc]

4, I think
its 6

[Emmit]

but whats the odds of him getting extra cheese on his Whopper?
It depends on who's working the cheese that day. If it's the High School grad going nowhere then he doesn't get the cheese, if it's the retarded kid that couldn't do fries he gets the cheese.

[paintreliever]

the music stopped, the man died

i bet no one knows that one

[El Pirata]

its 6
I see now.

[boogt]

Hep... you put pudding where......riddles are fun and all but I cant even figure out the night deposit box at my bank, the last thing I need is somethin else makin me feel like an idiot

[Klassy Guy]

Look in the book called The Hobbit By J.R.R. Tolkein, chapter called riddles in the dark, lots of em.

[El Pirata]

I read that 25 years ago, can you refresh my memory of that chapter?

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

the music stopped, the man died

i bet no one knows that one

theres actually different versions of that one. one of them is:

a disgruntled DJ kidnapped his boss and got in a get away car...he set his record playlist to play music to cover for him and make it look like he was still working....but when the record ended his cover was blown and he had no choice but to kill the boss

[ITO]

That is a stretch.

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

nah...thats the actual answer =) its a type of riddle to test your reasoning and logical thinking... here is another one...(its a little varied)

a man is visiting his wife... as he leaves the building he pushed the down button on the elevator and he suddenly realised his wife was dead... why?

[Hep]

Cuz he noticed the lack of a naggin woman for once. M mE me ME ME meEMe is what it sounds like.

[paintreliever]

the answer ive always heard is....
there is a circus in town for the blind and they use the music to walk across the balance beam

[pimpinsaylor]

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
i can only find 4

[pimpinsaylor]

Cuz he noticed the lack of a naggin woman for once. M mE me ME ME meEMe is what it sounds like.
hep what dose tdr mean anyway

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

come on...there is actually an interesting answer to mine =P

[walbuls]

Answer to the count the F riddle. try it befor u look here.



















Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

[Klassy Guy]

Riddles in the dark- bilbo and golemn are telling each other riddles in the dark of golemns underground lake. I am pretty sure that they are playing a game, whoever can't get the riddle, gets the ring of power, or something like that. I think the hobbit is better then the 3 in the series, they are just too overstretched.

[Hep]

hep what dose tdr mean anyway

tdr= The Devils Regect


A Rob Zombie film which is part 2 of "House of a 1000 Corpses"

[shakeydounut87]

Jim should know this one..i believe..as well as other Impactians.

statistically shown from research from Oxford England, Cal U, and all those top notch researchers...true stuff.

1. Italian's have the largest flacid penis measuring in at 3.8 inches. (along with the
majority of european races)
2. Asian's with Chinese decent have the second largest flacid penis measuring in at
3.6 inches.
3. Hispanics and South American natives measure in at 3rd with 3.5 inches flacid.
5. Middle Eastern races measure in at 3.4 inches flacid.
6. Lastly, people of Phillipino decent have the smallest flacid penis measuring in at 3.2
inches.

so for those who poke fun at small chinese penis, they' fore are wrong.
i'm sure i left some stuff out..but this was out of a medical health magazine. just thought i'd share.

this is what being bored and having time at impact does to a person. yep.