Chinese Takeout..

[PakmanRevd]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/chinesefood.html

You might have heard this already, but it's funny... so laugh.

[Klassy Guy]

That is hilarious. I should do that. I was prank calling this kid at school, the next call I make I am going to ask in a old lady voice, is this social services, I got mugged by a homeless man with a carrot sticking out of his nose and was wondering if I can collect damages from you. Another is to call saying to the person (who you believe is the police station) that your car got hijaked by a squirrel, and is driving down main street. Last is the one where you act like you're calling animal control saying that you lost your pet beaver, and that he may chop down power lines if he is not found.

[El Pirata]

Boggles the imagination how bored people in small numbers can show their true intelligence.