quote thread (favorite)

[Klassy Guy]

my favorite quote isn't about paintball, and I don't know who said it, but

war isn't about who is right, just who is left.

kind of funny, and this was on the board at school, I don't want flaming, this doesn't correspond to current events.

[paintreliever]

i like
the heart never dies, but the body does

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

i like
you dont gotta be faster than the bear...just the guy in front of you

[psychoballer07]

Now look here...Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

Stewie Griffin-Family Guy :cheers:

[Presto333]

a few of my favorite:

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"

Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.

Next one is more like a speech, but w/e:

"Now you will recieve us! We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost! There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day YOU WILL REAP IT! And will send you to whatever god you wish."
- Boondock Saints


ill post more later...

[paintreliever]

i have that cd..boondock saints

[Presto333]

one of my favorite paintball related quote/speech thingy:

"It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event, or late on a Sunday night right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in a airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake, you're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend. You're running through the sidewalks of LAX trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired. you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses and the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend. Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent, and the products of the road and the travel are memories forever, and trips to strange lands with stranger people. At tournaments, it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrafices, it's worth all the bull****, because if you work hard enough a Sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten playing for the world title, and suddenly, all those cliches you ever heard make sense, and you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player, and this moment, right here, is my life."

~Matty Marshall

[El Pirata]

My personal favorite: COOL BEANS

[IR3-ANGEL]

I like the one in my sig.

"What Lies Behind Us, And What Lies Before Us Are Small Matters Compared To What Lies Within Us."

[IR3-ANGEL]

A couple on love.

The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can
never have.
- Khalil Gibran

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love fall in love
with somebody else.
- Anonymous


Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride
worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones

[Presto333]

another i remembered...

Pain is temporary, Pride is forever

[El Pirata]

He who dies with the most toys, still dies.

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

its not the size of the dog in the fight
its the size of the fight in the dog

[Jim@ImpactPaintball]

"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy"

[matthepepe]

"Mr. Bohach are you juicing, you have boobs right now"

[PakmanRevd]

a few of my favorite:

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"

Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.

Next one is more like a speech, but w/e:

"Now you will recieve us! We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost! There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day YOU WILL REAP IT! And will send you to whatever god you wish."
- Boondock Saints


ill post more later...

§§§§er... That was mine....

[sharps990]

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"


BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

"It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event, or late on a Sunday night right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in a airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake, you're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend. You're running through the sidewalks of LAX trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired. you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses and the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend. Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent, and the products of the road and the travel are memories forever, and trips to strange lands with stranger people. At tournaments, it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrafices, it's worth all the bull****, because if you work hard enough a Sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten playing for the world title, and suddenly, all those cliches you ever heard make sense, and you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player, and this moment, right here, is my life."

~Matty Marshall

best paintball quote ever

sharps

[El Pirata]

"Mr. Bohach are you juicing, you have boobs right now"
WTF is wrong with you :pat:

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

heres another from the same ball park as jim's

"losers always complain about their best... winners go home and **** the prom queen"

[PakmanRevd]

another i remembered...

Pain is temporary, Pride is forever

Also mine... I took that off my swim shirt... lol

[matthepepe]

WTF is wrong with you :pat:
this was said to me last night.

[El Pirata]

Alrightythen....

[Presto333]

Also mine... I took that off my swim shirt... lol

no thats from some football team, its written in their locker room. And yes i did steal the boondock saints one :)

[paintreliever]

the best movie quote of all time, i cant remember the movie cause it sucked, but i remember the line
"the best five minutes of your live is the five minutes after blowing your load...i mean,everything just seems clear after that"

[Doctor]

"if you can read this the bitch fell off"

[firemedic30]

"one day, you and I are going to have a serious disagreement"- Hawkeye

[valetudospang]

"No man is greater than his prayer life" A.W TOZER

[psychoballer07]

"I can play that on my urethra"
"Short is not in my vocabulary, nor my anatomy"
"She was a lot cuter with the lights off"
"This is a free-market economy, not capitalism"
"The tall one was skinny, but had she been short she would have been overweight too"
"Are you thirsty for some cake?"
"I wish I had a vagina, because vagina's don't shrink when it gets cold" :drink: :cheers:

[Klassy Guy]

Wow these are some good quotes

take life as it comes at you, not before, its a lot more enjoyable.

my spanish teacher told me that one and its true, life is more enjoyable.

[irchrisr]

"he who laughs last thinks the slowest"
this next one was on an olive camo shirt
" oh crap............. its snowing"

" pain is weakness leaving the body"

[ChrisH]

(Pain is weakness leaving the body) I can't remember where this came from

"Think outside the box, When that doesn't work get rid of the box" Thats My quote

[Jetwing@Impactpaintball]

i saw this on a shirt:
"Bomb Squad: if you see us running... try to keep up"
"Sniper: dont bother running, you'll only die tired"

[Presto333]

(Pain is weakness leaving the body) I can't remember where this came from

i think its from the navy, or marines, or one of those

[irchrisr]

its the marines heres another one
"DONT PANIC"
another one
"there is an art to flying it is throwing ur self at the ground and missing"
those r both from the hicth hikers guide to the galexy

[irchrisr]

Ford: Zaphod wake up
Zaphod: i dont want to
Ford: if u dont wake up i will kick u in the head
Zaphod: will it bring u plesure
Ford: no
Zaphod: me neither so dont kick me in the head
another one
" dont be afraid u have been detoured be very afraid u have been detoured"

[Blitkrieg Kinder]

weak sauce!!!

[Luzrd]

"a little pain never hurt anybody!" ~me = }

(some jerk) "are you insane?" (me(also a jerk)) "only mentally!"

"pain is temporary, pride is forever" is a Marine quote

... which reminds me....

"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer!"
MAJ. HOLDREDGE

"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those b*****ds won't get away this time!"
CHESTY PULLER, USMC

ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.

[Presto333]

"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those b*****ds won't get away this time!"
CHESTY PULLER, USMC


rofl, i like that one

[warpedx]

"Hey flesh eating mutant, are you friendly?"
"No way, eh"

[psychoballer07]

"a penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you flash me" :boobies:
"support the arts, frequent topless bars"

[drewbug3]

Show me a great moment in history and i'll show you a former "expert" who once said that it could never be done.

This is also an awesome one from above:
"I HATE that stupid flatline, why won't smart parts sue the crap out of tippmann so they can't make flatlines"

[sjammer]

IF d**k was gas, you would not have enough to ride a mini-bike around a BB.

[*I*A*]

those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it

and "Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer!"
MAJ. HOLDREDGE
thats just awesome :cheers:

[Studmuffin]

"The only way for evil to proser is for good men to do nothing."

-Winston Churchill

[Klassy Guy]

Im gald you like my flatline quote, my friend sold his a5 for a predatored angel4, and the eye fell out and is being held on with electrical tape, soon to be gorilla glue. I hope everyone likes this thread idea, it seems so.

[El Pirata]

Im gald you like my flatline quote, my friend sold his a5 for a predatored angel4, and the eye fell out and is being held on with electrical tape, soon to be gorilla glue. I hope everyone likes this thread idea, it seems so.Don't gloat, I hate that quote.

[Klassy Guy]

Didn't mean to gloat. Not everyone likes everything, didn't mean to make you mad.

[El Pirata]

I didn't say I was mad I just hate that qoute. If I was mad you'd feel a little odd seeing a fist come through your monitor and knock some sense into you.

[Studmuffin]

Don't gloat, I hate that quote.
haha thats funny you rhymed...

[Presto333]

getting back to quotes:

"I'm never wrong, I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was just mistaken"

[thog94]

“Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.”
~Plutarch
Greek biographer & moralist (46 AD - 120 AD)

“We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.”
~Sir Winston Churchill

“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

~Friedrich Nietzsche

[Klassy Guy]

Gotcha, wow you must be some super smart person with a holographic reality monitor with nanotechnology actuation on the z axis making things pop out at you in the physical world, and not just the light wavelegnth spectrum. That was a mouthful. I must have that kind of monitor too for that to work. I just like saying stuff like that, ignore this post, but if you read all that it kind of makes sense.

[pb8907]

Gotcha, wow you must be some super smart person with a holographic reality monitor with nanotechnology actuation on the z axis making things pop out at you in the physical world, and not just the light wavelegnth spectrum. That was a mouthful. I must have that kind of monitor too for that to work. I just like saying stuff like that, ignore this post, but if you read all that it kind of makes sense.
:confused: my head hurts now

[Klassy Guy]

The coefficient drag of the hypotenuse of a sphere with a radius of 3.3 squared traveling through a atomosphere made up of 30 percent neon gas is equal to the drag of a nitrogen lazer projected from the moon to Jupiter's moon Europa, minus the electron quantitative force of the suspended molecule inside of the atomic nucleus. And I am just getting started.

[thog94]

"I really don't know why it is that all of us are so committed to the
sea, except I think it's because in addition to the fact that the sea
changes, and the light changes, and ships change, it's because we all
came from the sea. And it is an interesting biological fact that all of
us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that
exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, our
sweat, and in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back
to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch it, we are going back from
whence we came."

JFK

[Presto333]

"He said you drink when you're lonely, no i drink when i want! He said you'll never be sober, why would i want that..."
Flogging Molly

sry, i was just listening to them and had nothing else to do

[Trigga Nometry]

"Call me a sinner, I got news for you. I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you."

[Trigga Nometry]

"A paintball gun is essentially just an AIR TOOL."

[thog94]

"Those who fail to set goals end up working for those who do."

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[ITO]

"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
Winston Churchill

[boogt]

trying is the beginning of all failures

[El Pirata]

If I could I'd change my avatar more often than el pirata here. :headoff:
Here's my favorite one. I even changed my avatar just because too.