AddictedToSpeed
01-07-2005, 09:33 PM
Top 23 Reasons To Date A Paintball Player
1. We arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen to directions
3. We at least have a ten inch barrel
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection
6. We LOVE to be aggressive
7. We like to push hard, but not TOO hard.
8. We never forget to lube.
9. We always have to have the best cocker on the field.
10. If we run out of gas, it takes less than 5 seconds to get us going again!
11. We know how to work any position front, back, and all in between
12. We can whip our balls like no other
13. We wear condoms when not playing
14. We can use gigantic balloons like no other
15. money is no limit
16. we can move our fingers really fast in small spaces
17. we can squeeze into tight spots
18.were quick to reload
19.we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
20.we can use any holes
22.spraying is no problem
23.we have quick finger action
1. We arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen to directions
3. We at least have a ten inch barrel
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection
6. We LOVE to be aggressive
7. We like to push hard, but not TOO hard.
8. We never forget to lube.
9. We always have to have the best cocker on the field.
10. If we run out of gas, it takes less than 5 seconds to get us going again!
11. We know how to work any position front, back, and all in between
12. We can whip our balls like no other
13. We wear condoms when not playing
14. We can use gigantic balloons like no other
15. money is no limit
16. we can move our fingers really fast in small spaces
17. we can squeeze into tight spots
18.were quick to reload
19.we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
20.we can use any holes
22.spraying is no problem
23.we have quick finger action