What has your angel been saying to you?

[JohnnyBlaze]

Allright I was just wondering what some of the cool little messages people got from there IR3 was and when they happend

Mine has said "PLAY WITH ME" and "I'M YOUR ANGEL NOW"
the first was basically right away and I think the other was after a thousand shots.

[js3324]

Yup, i'm proud to say that i've seen those messages read on the screen of my New Impact IR3....Thanks IMPACT!!!

[Hep]

My C & C said "Eat at Joes" the other day. Then my Dark told me "All you can Eat $4.99"

[gadjr]

Mine said Looking Good yesterday.

[5150]

Last night, mine said oil recomendation, at 16000 shots.

[J.Sweeney-AOG]

"Play with me"
"I'm your angel now"
"Are we having fun yet?"
"Oil Service recommended"
"14 bps, you can do better than that"
"15 bps, not bad"
"Grease service recommended"


That's all I can think of right now.

[warpedx]

"16 BPS - - - NOW I AM IMPRESSED - - -"
....now if I could only do that with paint....

[flojo]

20 BPS - - - YOU ARE GOD - - -





exact words

[lovejuicer77]

i got the same thing that warpedx angel said and i also got bolt wear check but that was no biggie

[bluecncir3]

when i was at panam and i just crossed the 150K shot count mark it said "let's get the party started"...hella wierd huh??

[jasyn]

mine said...

"sell me and buy a cocker"

right after it said
"grease service recommended"
preceded by
"15bps not bad"

hehe

[Duracell]

"bolt check required"
"I dreamt about you last night"
"I'm your Angel now"
after I played a game where we got murdered, it said:
"Are you having fun?"

[IshBalla]

mine said "safe" at one point!! and then this one time, it said "live" !!!! isn't that awsome!?

[kylelynch]

"stop pulling that triger, bitch"
i hate when it says that. :cryer:

[GaLLi2k6]

Ive gotten
"15bps not bad"
"You rock me"

What do you do to get it to say " are you having fun"

Does it only say "15bps not bad" and "14 bps, you can do better than that" the first time you hit it or every time you clear your ROF and then hit again will it do it again?

[lovejuicer77]

everytime you hit is its says that

[hogman05]

mine said....eat eat eat-dont anybody F*@K anymore!!!

[lovejuicer77]

you dont even have an ir3

[frenZy]

Mine said "Angel Escorts-" then it gave some phone number, I haven't tried calling it though, it was some wierd phone number. I'm pretty sure it was a European phone number.

[Duracell]

Originally posted by GaLLi2k6
What do you do to get it to say " are you having fun"

It really says "are you having a good time" you get this after 5k shots. If you have a palm and get the ir3 software, it has all the text messages for BPS and shot counter.

[duder]

when it says angel escorts its the number for wdp in england

[ws4eva]

i had are you having fun today. how do u get those messages to pop up again. or do they just pop up automatically?

[Jt-Kids]

Mine hasnt said anything yet =(

[Jestersfollys]

Has anybody had there's say, "After last night I'm itchy down stairs"

[Jestersfollys]

"If you touch me down there again I'm going to call my daddy"

[Jestersfollys]

"I'm pressing charges" just wondering if your angels say that to you?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally posted by frenZy
Mine said "Angel Escorts-" then it gave some phone number, I haven't tried calling it though, it was some wierd phone number. I'm pretty sure it was a European phone number.

thats wdp's phone nuber :-D

get a palm guys, u can have it say whatever u want :clap:

[japan]

when i turned mine on to live it flashed

LIVE---NUDES-LIVE---NUDES-LIVE---NUDES--ect...:duh:

[Jestersfollys]

that means someone named your gun "nudes" just in case you didn't know why. :@

[japan]

exactlly

[Jt-Kids]

"are you having a good time" Happened this morning. MWAHAHA

[Kris1187]

man my mamba hasnt said any thing to me yet, hopefully it will soon thoe.

[Jt-Kids]

Have you broken 5,000 shots or 14 BPS yet?

[uvalaxman19]

my cnc has said are you having fun and dont touch me there

[captncrunch]

mine said no one can shoot that fast
now i'm impressed-only two that stuck in my mind

[Gary1]

If mine could actually talk...."I can't believe you show me to all of your friends...like you own me or something. Worse, you get me out, turn me on, screw in my barrel, put balls in me and then just leave me turned on while YOU have a good night sleep!?!? SO, MISTER...don't expect me to be in the mood when my batteries are dead....serves you right!!! BY THE WAY...you can sleep in the wet spot where your balls broke!!!!!!:pissed:

[uvalaxman19]

hahahahhahaha

[C.Carles-AOG]

Originally posted by NomadTommy
If mine could actually talk...."I can't believe you show me to all of your friends...like you own me or something. Worse, you get me out, turn me on, screw in my barrel, put balls in me and then just leave me turned on while YOU have a good night sleep!?!? SO, MISTER...don't expect me to be in the mood when my batteries are dead....serves you right!!! BY THE WAY...you can sleep in the wet spot where your balls broke!!!!!!:pissed:

Very well done! :clap:

[Gary1]

Thank you...thank you very much. I would like to take this time to thank my ex-wife for the inspiriation (constant nagging) and my dumb*ass for leaving the switch on...

[C.Carles-AOG]

LOL
I thought the power save mode would have saved you?

[Gary1]

Me too...:puzzled:
Does it work if you leave it on for a week? Obviously not....:wall:

[Duracell]

This is what I would say to my gun. "It turns me on, to turn you on." If only it worked on real girls, lol.

[dyedudedelux]

mine said "ouch" once... no idea why.. i took her apart and cleaned her .. just to be sure :)
then i polished her.... yea.. she was fine after that.

[JesseB]

mine said "ouch" once... no idea why.. i took her apart and cleaned her .. just to be sure :)
then i polished her.... yea.. she was fine after that.

once you hit 300k on the counter it says ouch

mine said it not too long ago

[crazy8990]

if you get the palm software for the gun you can change the messages it says to you...and even view them alll...you can get the pros setting along with their messages. chris lasoya has some pretty funny ones. so does "markkus the karkkus"

[cryptonomicon18]

20bps! No one shoots that fast!

[brodude2002]

25 bps--i want your loader--
Angel Escorts--(then it gave a secret number)--
24 bps-- do u have sik fingers on your hand?--
14 bps-- faster faster--
Oil service recomended

[TeamBushWhacked52]

I just got my A4 board in my speed and was messin around in live mode and got 17bps and it said ---I LIKE YOUR STYLE--- and before when i got 15 it said ---15bps Your Rocking Baby---

[Ryan G33]

24 bps fame and glory
19 bps you amaze me
☼☼☼☼ off ,i dont know why it was random

[paintballer9356]

mine said something like "you f__king rule, dude" ive got more than 500,000 shots on my counter.

[boathouse]

somebody told me that when you get 999,999 shots on the counter it says "Get a girl"

[lostboy24]

I hit 15 and it said -- 15 -- BPS "☼☼☼☼ You" I had a really good game shot lots of paint really quick and it said "WO that feels good" pretty kool.

[lostboy24]

oh sorry forgot about the Cussin lol That Blocks are suppose to be F#*K you if ya didnt get it.

[dusted]

it says it every time you clear it