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thog94
11-27-2004, 12:25 PM
Benign...............What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium................What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan...............Searching for the cat.
Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.
Colic..............A sheep dog.
Coma............A punctuation mark.
D&C...............Where Washington is.
Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.
Enema.............Not a friend.
Fester............Quicker than someone else.
Fibula............A small lie.
G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.
Impotent...........Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node....................I knew it.
Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis.................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.......Hiding something
Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.
Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor.............More than one.
Urine..............Opposite of mine.
Varicose...........Near by
Hospital...........The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

dynastySSS
11-27-2004, 12:41 PM
my parents got a kick out of theses(they are docs)...good stuff tk lol

firemedic30
11-27-2004, 09:29 PM
Hey, I did not see......RECTUM........Damn near killed'em...... FUNNY!!!!!!

Crazy4Paintball1
11-28-2004, 12:59 AM
That is some funny stuff....

angelinga
11-28-2004, 10:22 AM
funny

Presto333
11-28-2004, 05:00 PM
hahaha, good stuff

paintreliever
11-28-2004, 05:12 PM
good times

OlieSp33d
11-28-2004, 10:27 PM
ha ha funny stuff.

drkanglr
11-29-2004, 05:03 PM
Don't forget:
Urinate: but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten! :boobies:

sharps990
12-01-2004, 11:27 PM
im more of a fan of jeff foxworthy as well

pablo fransisco is awsome as well

i totaly recoment going out and buyin their records

sharps

MoogLe
12-02-2004, 09:05 AM
pablo fransisco is the poop!

funny as hell

|3@NZ@1666
12-07-2004, 04:38 PM
pretty good but me livin in a hick town i've gotta say... your grammer is too good

splatman2k
12-11-2004, 12:27 AM
lol