grrr

[Hashish]

:emmit: not only does he lock your posts he's mean about it too :tongue:

[SkeL]

Guess what he's going to do to this thread?

[Angel Nate]

Guess what he's going to do to this thread?
Well, he is definetly not going to close it.... :thumbsdow
after all, this is the very first and only thread that has brought this up... :again:

[Hashish]

ha watch he bans me from AOG or something EEEEEK i apologize I"M NOT WORTHY :bowdown: I"M NOT WORTHY :bowdown: I"M NOT WORTHY I"M NOT WORTHY :bowdown: :bowdown:

big ups to dark for providin the ROFL chopper haha :biggthump

[dark2k2LCD]

great job stealing that from the link in my profile

[Hashish]

lol yea i was wondering where i stole that from hold on i'll give ya the credit it for it whod u steal it from? o00o and wtf is that kitty toast it scary i just wanna :blasting: it

[mamba_juice]

oh well...hep comes on late at night so i doubt you will see the light of day

[Vantage_TeS]

Ahem, hate to point it out, but personal flaming also falls under that catagory. Please people, the mods are here to do their job, please let them.

[SkeL]

/me starts the countdown.....
(now that, is old school.)

[Emmit]

are you bitching about the :repost:?

then start crying a river, because I couldn't care less...as far as being mean about it, nope not meant to be mean, the smiley was actually meant to be funny....however the "Reasons not to date a Paintballer" is about as old the first article on Warpig, so :cry: a river then build a bridge to get over it....:smiley::bounce:

[Hep]

oh well...hep comes on late at night so i doubt you will see the light of day

Well you all got lucky last night as I didnt get on much. Maybe its my turn to start swinging the Ban stick, hmm. :thefinger

[Emmit]

Well you all got lucky last night as I didnt get on much. Maybe its my turn to start swinging the Ban stick, hmm. :thefinger
with TK on Hiatus you gotta pick up some of his slack

[C.Carles-AOG]

I just delete posts...lol

[Emmit]

I just delete posts...lol
and then I get the blame because apparently I'm the internet SS over here:thefinger

apparently I'm opressing some people at the same time

[mamba_juice]

with TK on Hiatus you gotta pick up some of his slack


so that's where he's been....whatever it is

[ricecrispi]

rules are rules and if emmit lets things go, things will slide down hill and we don't have no site.

[Hashish]

we all should give the mods a round of applause everyone :clap: and maybe a friendly swing :swing: (and u guys do understand this was a joking thread) :lol:

[Emmit]

so that's where he's been....whatever it is
you might wanna look up the word hiatus:wink:

TK actually works offshore, and his boat has been out for a while this trip, it's a fairly long trip, he's due back in a couple more weeks.

[dark2k2LCD]

are you bitching about the :repost:?
:ph34r:

[mamba_juice]

you might wanna look up the word hiatus:wink:

TK actually works offshore, and his boat has been out for a while this trip, it's a fairly long trip, he's due back in a couple more weeks.

n. pl. hi·a·tus·es or hiatus
A gap or interruption in space, time, or continuity; a break: “We are likely to be disconcerted by... hiatuses of thought” (Edmund Wilson).
Linguistics. A slight pause that occurs when two immediately adjacent vowels in consecutive syllables are pronounced, as in reality and naive.
Anatomy. A separation, aperture, fissure, or short passage in an organ or body part.

i sure hope he's alright...he seems to be the only one who cracks down on me hard.

[dark2k2LCD]

if he TK was "cracking down on you hard" then you did something to deserve it

[mamba_juice]

:devil1:

[Vantage_TeS]

Hes fine, he hassles me via email regularily.

Message for you!
*smacks mamba_juice upside the head* He passed that along for you.

[SkeL]

Thog=god
The pirate is doing his duties, he'll return soon.

[dark2k2LCD]

Thog=god
The pirate is doing his duties, he'll return soon. you gotta a little something on your nose

[mamba_juice]

*smacks mamba_juice upside the head* He passed that along for you.


tell him i got a present for him too when he get's back :wowzer:

[warpedx]

Dang right he's out to sea! Sailors belong on ships, ships belong at sea.

ok, I'm bitter I've been stationed on my ship for 3+ years with too much underway time.

[Hep]

TK will be back sunday as I just talked to him Thursday and he will be in full Moderhating mode so look out! j/k Bbut he's back to being a land lover come sunday. And will have alot of catching up to do in the Secret non-existent mod section first.
You all see us mods and admins/sponsors talk on the phone and not just the internet or some hidden section. Well because we cant understand a word Ken says in typing and Matts the worse to get a hold of period. But we always have our weekly chats and draw straws of who we are gonna ban next. OOPS did I say that outloud??
AAhh I KID! we love the members and feedback and we are just normal guys like everyone else unless your a chick then were not like you but appreciate the feedback all the same.
So from me to you :cheers: members,
Peace,
Hep

[Hep]

And BTW I've only banned one member ever, albiet a 7 day ban, but he deserved it by blatant flaming of a mod. Other than that I think all the members are great on here and its the best site I've been a member of. Even before being a mod. Even though I also get stuck with the late shift until I get my promotion. But hey you gotta put your time in and I always got time for a beer late at night.
Piso,
Hep

[Emmit]

Dang right he's out to sea! Sailors belong on ships, ships belong at sea.

ok, I'm bitter I've been stationed on my ship for 3+ years with too much underway time.
I bet I got more time in the outboard head at test depth than you go at sea nub:thefinger:wink:

[mamba_juice]

You all see us mods and admins/sponsors talk on the phone and not just the internet or some hidden section. Well because we cant understand a word Ken says in typing and Matts the worse to get a hold of period. But we always have our weekly chats and draw straws of who we are gonna ban next. OOPS did I say that outloud??
AAhh I KID! we love the members and feedback and we are just normal guys like everyone else unless your a chick then were not like you but appreciate the feedback all the same.
So from me to you :cheers: members,
Peace,
Hep


i think youre the first moderator that had the heart to come out and say that....:cheers:

[Hashish]

aww hep i'm gonna start to cry :embarasse :aww: :shocked: :smile: haha

[Emmit]

say what? that we all talk on a regular basis?

What you might not realize is that we're all friends, and we chat constantly...Hep has been known to start a 3way call and not tell us he's doing it...

Hep, Thog and myself constantly chat with each other trying to pass information on, and figure out the best way to handle certain issues that pop up. We are a team, and none of us are doing this alone, nothing we do (or start) is ever done without discussion first.

[Hashish]

Well thats always good.

[mamba_juice]

what about banning that cheeseman guy? did you have to discuss that, cuz if it was me it would have been the boot right away....

that's why i think you should run the site emmit

[Emmit]

nah...he got the ban pretty quick...there wasn't any "should we do this?" it just happened.

as far as banning people goes we don't need to discuss that, if we see something we do it.

[warpedx]

I bet I got more time in the outboard head at test depth than you go at sea nub

ARRRRRR!!! I've pissed more salt water than you've sailed under.

[Hep]

ARRRRRR!!! I've pissed more salt water than you've sailed under.

LOL sounds like a challenge. :cheers:

[thog94]

OK I can feel the love in here. I'm back. Been shark hunting and I'll post a few pics. I'll post more pics on Wed if anyone is interested. Just taking a quick browse on the boards to see who to ban next(I drew the short straw this week).

Time to visit dad at the shop then go home for some R&R

[thog94]

ARRRRRR!!! I've pissed more salt water than you've sailed under.

240+ sea days a year since 1990.

Shellback, Golden shellback, Order of the ditch, Red nose, Blue nose, and a few others that are kicking around somewhere.

Going to sea runs in the family and gets in the way of paintball.

[SkeL]

Those pics look interesting. How many did you kill? Why did you hunt them? I vaguely remember your face and can't tell if you're in any of those pics. I don't mean to hijack, but what did you do to catch them all?

[Vantage_TeS]

Its an ocean research vessel. There are really two crews, one crew that runs the boat, and one that does the research. Of course the crew that runs the boat is much cooler than the "scientists". Then again, some of the "scientists" are hot. I know :)

Hes not in any of the pictures.

[Angel Nate]

Cool pictures....Welcome back!
-Nate

[RaistlinsLegacy]

cool pics... see? need to bring an airball course :p bet ya that would piss the rest off...

[thog94]

We use longline gear to catch whatever decides to hit the bait. I'm home for a few days so I'll post pics of all our gear later on in the week. We actually don't try to kill any of them. It's a tag and release program, but obviously some don't make it. We like it when the Tuna, Swordfish, and Mahi Mahi are dead, they taste real good on the grill.

We also did some ROV work and the pics from that were pretty good. The underwater camera work is great and some of the sealife down there is amazing.

Vantage is correct for the most part, I'm not in any of the pics. However we have a crew and there are also scientist onboard who do the paper work and such. They are wusses and don't handle much of the manual labor, so anyone lugging a fish arounds is probably one of my guys.

I'm old school, and crucify me for saying this, but women don't belong at sea. I've gotten in trouble for saying that at work before. I do enjoy the eye candy, but the headaches that come with it isn't worth it.

[mamba_juice]

so what do you say when someone complains that you wreak of fish?

[thog94]

so what do you say when someone complains that you wreak of fish?


Shower...

[mamba_juice]

so you tell them to shower when YOU wreak of fish.....i dont get it.

[thog94]

Sorry Mamba misread it, getting tired trying to soak up some missed TV. I'm the deck boss, I don't deal with the fish as much as my guys do so my smelly days are over. I don't even have to filet my fish, the guys do it for me (it's good to be king). After every tow we all wash up, the only thing that usually smells like fish is the deck and your oilers. I buy a special soap that takes the fish scent off, so the only people that smell are the ones that don't wash.

[mamba_juice]

that must be nice...do the female researchers prepare the fish? i can see it now "YAR WENCH!!! prepare me a fillet of the finest tuna ye can scrounge up."

[warpedx]

I'm with ya Thog, unfrortunately for me, my shop is running at a 50% male/female ratio.
With all that sea time, I guess that makes you the official Salty Dog of AOG.

[thog94]

Been around the block once or twice, now it's nice to stay close to home. I feel for ya with all the women on board. If you ever read old sea tales, they tell you if a women was to be onboard she should be nekkid. Back in the day when ships were made of wood and men were made of iron all the women on the bows (can't remember the nautical term now) were topless. I still bitch at the guys for whistling and hate leaving on a Friday amongst other things. Just old school, there's no other way to put it.

[mamba_juice]

so if i take one of those realistic "old school" ventures the women on the deck would be topless??????

im there :smiley:

[Emmit]

Been around the block once or twice, now it's nice to stay close to home. I feel for ya with all the women on board. If you ever read old sea tales, they tell you if a women was to be onboard she should be nekkid. Back in the day when ships were made of wood and men were made of iron all the women on the bows (can't remember the nautical term now) were topless. I still bitch at the guys for whistling and hate leaving on a Friday amongst other things. Just old school, there's no other way to put it.
no whistling, no talking of horses, no pics of horses etc...

and yeah...no fricken women!!!

One of the benefits of being a Sumariner was that we never had to worry about women on board...now when I worked Seismic that was a different story..

and mamba...trust me when I say this...you don't want to see the women that work at sea for a living naked:shudder:

[warpedx]

and mamba...trust me when I say this...you don't want to see the women that work at sea for a living naked:shudder:
listen to him

[thog94]

Here's a quick pic of my Shellback cert, the only one that really matters. All the rest of them are in storage. The Bosun whistle was a gift when I made Chief.

[mamba_juice]

it's all perdy....makes people you think youre out there for greenpeace

[thog94]

Screw Greenpeace, I have no love for them tree huggers. I was out there off the Keys when they were protesting Naval training drills and didn't heed any of the restricted areas, so one of their boats was "accidently" plowed over.

[mamba_juice]

now that's a kodak moment.....good for you

[MoogLe]

Screw Greenpeace, I have no love for them tree huggers. I was out there off the Keys when they were protesting Naval training drills and didn't heed any of the restricted areas, so one of their boats was "accidently" plowed over.
now that's classic!

[Emmit]

it's all perdy....makes people you think youre out there for greenpeace
Greenpeace????

They tried to board a Submarine in Scotland years ago and were repelled using the ships fire hoses:lol:

[mamba_juice]

that's because there tree huggin panzies...i never said i liked em