Emmit I`m calling you OUT !!!!!

[akes]

Your Teasing too Much

NOON @ the OK Corral

Canada vs Texas

Were Bigger & were on TOP
Your Hot Heads & were the Coolest
wearing Cowboy Hats stunts Hair Groth & Cold toughens our Skin

not to mention We Ain`t for SALE

LOL

[Emmit]

tsk tsk tsk...you don't have to be for sale for us to just annex you...

besides...all you've got going for you is a bunch of Moose and some guys with no teeth and sticks (some of them can ice skate, but that's about it)

You don't want none of this:wink:

[RangerX]

You forgot about their over abundance of Trees.

;)

-RangerX

[akes]

Most of Our Women have the Nicest TOOTH ya have ever seen, just happens to be thier Only LOL

Tree`s do us no good to Hide behind in a Nucular WAR

Ya cabt Buy us or Annex???

Even Texas couldn`t afford our DEBT LOL

----------- Big Al

[Hep]

And Canadians can't afford school either by looking at your spellings. :doh:

"wearing Cowboy Hats stunts Hair Groth & Cold toughens our Skin"

[Emmit]

Most of Our Women have the Nicest TOOTH ya have ever seen, just happens to be thier Only LOL

Tree`s do us no good to Hide behind in a Nucular WAR

Ya cabt Buy us or Annex???

Even Texas couldn`t afford our DEBT LOL

----------- Big Al
after this diatribe I can only assume that 40 year olds must still be attending grade school in Canada:lol:

I believe that we have closed this case, and determined in fact that USA>>>>>>>>>>Canada

[firemedic30]

Good point Emmit, just think they can't even spell Canada without their precious eh.....C..eh..N..eh..D...eh...! Someone somewhere thought, "Hey cool spelling, let's go with it."

LOL :confused: :hi:

[RangerX]

lmao!

-RangerX

[akes]

Hey Emmit

I`m fighting alone here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You gots back up LOL

Not sure but ya maybe Poking fun at me ?????

quit using big words

----------- Big Al

[Emmit]

sorry...in the future we'll limit ourselves to 3 syllable words so that you might understand what we're saying:smiley:

[Reverserewind]

Hey Emmit

I`m fighting alone here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You gots back up LOL

Not sure but ya maybe Poking fun at me ?????

quit using big words

----------- Big Al

Sorry to be arriving late Akes!! (much like the military with busted ass helis)

Common they're just jealous they can't ride snowmobiles to school that's all.

And don't think I haven't noticed a few of you south of the 49th using our "eh". You know we collect royalties for that! Few more and the new Force will be mine!!!

[Reverserewind]

sorry...in the future we'll limit ourselves to 3 syllable words so that you might understand what we're saying:smiley:

you don't need to limit yourselves on our account. Just use hyphens.

ie. to-get-her it makes it easier as I drag my finger across the screen.

[Emmit]

See akes...I feel sorry for you man. You ask for help, and then when it arrives it's the guy that can't figure out how to fast forward so he had to call himself a "reverserewind".

If this is what you're fighting with it's like you asked me to come to a stick fight, and you brought a twig:lol:

[magshark]

what was that about people with no teeth and sticks???? When did the south join Canada??

I feel a cough coming on...I'm going to go and enjoy free healthcare( americans might want to look that phrase up).

Think about it though...there is no way in hell that Canada can ever admit to electing George W Bush.

L8

[Reverserewind]

...there is no way in hell that Canada can ever admit to electing George W Bush.


Technically they didn't elect him either :wink:

[mattcfleming]

Canada is like the weird guy who lives in a loft above a really good party.

-Matt

[Reverserewind]

Canada is like the weird guy who lives in a loft above a really good party.

-Matt

:notsure: :confused:

we have bush parties! :drink: and seriously it's American beer how out of hand could the parties get :wink:

[firemedic30]

Technically they didn't elect him either :wink:

Technically we did..... :clap: I would expect that from a French dominated domain!!!!! :hititraw:

[mattcfleming]

Sam adams my friend... sam adams. Now that's the good stuff (for those who are of legal age of course). I'm just kiddin... canada aint so bad, lots of good diving up on the st. lawrence sea way.

-Matt

[Emmit]

what was that about people with no teeth and sticks???? When did the south join Canada??

I feel a cough coming on...I'm going to go and enjoy free healthcare( americans might want to look that phrase up).

Think about it though...there is no way in hell that Canada can ever admit to electing George W Bush.

L8
and this coming from a guy who lives in a country that still pays homage to a Queen that's on a different continent:lol:

[magshark]

wow I was expecting better..a Queen joke...I'm hurt.

Still better than your executive branch paying hommage (or is that getting paid?) to the oil industry.

L8

[mattcfleming]

Every government, in every country on the face of this planet rewards the special interests and lobbyists who help get them elected.. Yes, even canada lol. It's not 'just the us' lol.

-Matt

[Reverserewind]

Every government, in every country on the face of this planet rewards the special interests and lobbyists who help get them elected.. Yes, even canada lol. It's not 'just the us' lol.

-Matt

ya but up here it's our hockey teams!


and this coming from a guy who lives in a country that still pays homage to a Queen that's on a different continent

ok that is pretty funny I have to admit. I remember my mom watching those damn Royal weddings and corrinations. Woooo exciting!!! Although you do have to admit with Princess Di it was International and not just within the Commonwealth.

Ah to forever live in a shadow! Hmmm maybe that's why it's so cold up here?

[Reverserewind]

this is my commute to work each day.

[splatwarrior]

reverse-just a second ago you were riding a snowmobile to school-which is it school or work?Or do you work in the school on your lunch break?I'll give you guys credit for two things-
1.I could come over and get hammered at 19
2.You guys are smart enough to transport and dump your trash in our state instead of lining the 401 with it.

[Vantage_TeS]

Here is my road:

[dynastySSS]

tx is cool

[Vantage_TeS]

Hey Reverserewind, that looks like some PRIME rally conditions, mind if I visit sometime?

I can just build another igloo over there, mine is starting to melt anyways.

[Reverserewind]

anytime man! I've got some prime rally roads for ya if you're interested. I'm actually not too far from where the run the rally at Tall Pines.

I just put an addition onto the igloo with the good snow we got this winter so you're welcome to bunk in there. I can put the dogs and the sled outside again in the smaller one while you visit.

[Furby]

this is my commute to work each day.


You have my deepest sympathies.

[ricecrispi]

Canada awesome.

People are so friendly, I'm the meanest mofo up there. You say "☼☼☼☼ you" and they say "Excuse me, did you just cuss at me!"

I actually can drink the water right from the rivers and lakes.

Marijuana semi legal.

Hoes are semi legal, everyone to the gentlemens club (strip joint).

I can go 140-160 mph on road with no one noticing or anyone blocking me like in CALI.

[mamba_juice]

not to mention you guys have the horse police (brain fart, cant remember the name)!!!

there the bomb

[magshark]

most of you have never had to sit in traffic in Toronto, for as long as my dad has...reason why we live in Calgary.

the whole queen thing is pretty face value... if you hear "God save the Queen" once a year you're probably covered.

there are some very nice parts of the US. I really like Kentucky, it doesn't deserve the rap that most canadian give it.

L8

[Vantage_TeS]

not to mention you guys have the horse police (brain fart, cant remember the name)!!!

there the bomb

RCMP

Royal Canadian Mounted Police

:sshh:

[ricecrispi]

mounties are the nickname

[ricecrispi]

toronto is kinda like NY but cleaner and I love Calgary.

Green grass everywhere. No yellow grass. The only bad part is driving 1/2 hr to hr to get to downtown to do some fun stuff.