Pure Tragedy

[thog94]

I finally get a week off and want to kick back, relax and then this happens...

Thank god the store is around the corner, have to send the wife out to get me another one...

[Sparco]

Don't Lazy Boys come with the guarantee? I know our arm broke, they came to the house, swapped it out with a new in about 10 minutes.

[thog94]

:notsure: She's almost 4 years old, she should come with a MT warrenty...

[Sparco]

our chair was 9 years old when it happened... i vote you make a call to LB

[MaliceFox]

damn thats a clean snap. i cant even cut wood that straight. i think you were :pileocrap too much with it :smiley:

[Krystalmesh]

looks like sabotage to me. maybe the wife is feeling jealous of the good ol lazy boy? One night as you sleep soundly in your bed dreaming of paintballin in your LB, she sneaks down and pre-cuts the handle, lol.
-Josh

[thog94]

My Lazy Boy is sacred territory, the only one that has access to it beside me is Max...

[Emmit]

damned beavers

[Vantage_TeS]

Aha! The perfect chance to use them jury rigging skills. I vote you take the broken one off and fabricate a "speed handle". You could even put a nice bend and an extension on it like an emergency brake in a rally car so you dont have to reach down to pull it, its already up there at elbow level :)

[JTp8ntballer12]

my parrents wont let me go on them anymore because i would clean my gun on em and then wipe all the grease all over the chairs

[Krystalmesh]

HERETIC! Grease on a LB! I got grease on the table, couches, carpet, clothing, the works. but NEVER on the LB. Those are sacred, one of the few completely male artifacts left in society. I do however like the rally shift idea, only make it hydraulic shift. add a hydraulic pump under the chair, and you can go from sitting to slumber in a fraction of a second. may wanna add a roll cage now that I think of it cuz that much moving mass in that short of a time can only spell broken sheetrock and shattered glassware.

[Hep]

You buy that from your dad Tk? If so Im sure can hook you up with a new one. Or at least a roll of duct tape.

[Sparco]

Just make sure that you setup a blow off valve for shifting purposes... hell you could probably run a lazy boy at 7-8 pounds of boost.

[IwanaANGEL]

ah the lazy boy... we use to have one when i was young... now its either in my grandma's backyard or garage

[thog94]

You buy that from your dad Tk? If so Im sure can hook you up with a new one. Or at least a roll of duct tape.


Didn't get it from dad. He just does major appliances and such.

I have a quick fix for it. Our couch reclines also, so I took the lever from the side that isn't used often and swapped it out with the broken one. :biggthump

I don't care if the one on the couch is busted cause I don't sit on it.

[CrazyIrving]

damned beavers

:lol: It Might be a Canadian Beaver :lol:

[p8ntbllr2001]

:lol: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is the funniest thing i have seen all year!!! :lol: :smiley: :disappear

[dynasty887]

damned beavers

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL...thats funny.... o well thats funny
so is
"had to send the wife out" thats funny too .. i want a LAz-Z-Boy all i have is some big huge comfy couch and like lounge chair kinda goofy.!