Just Got My Force 4!

[DyeGuy331]

Hey everyone just wanted to post on here that I got my Force 4 from Ken over at www.performanceangel.com today!! This gat is beautiful!! I got so excited I had to leave work early to check it out! Once I get my System X drop cradle I'll post some pics. In the meantime, I gotta give mad props to Ken for taking such good care of his customers...though my wife didn't much care for the Angel girl posters. Thanx again Ken! :bowdown:

[KEN CRANE]

thanks, but mimi is just so damm hot !!! did i mention she is a french stripper? and that she speaks very little english and its so sexy to hear ? sorry guys the life of the techs that work for wdp have it rough

[Emmit]

thanks, but mimi is just so damm hot !!! did i mention she is a french stripper? and that she speaks very little english and its so sexy to hear ? sorry guys the life of the techs that work for wdp have it rough
does your wife know about this Ken? hmmmmm I'm thinking that to keep this secret I might need to see a new Blue Force in my mailbox real soon:wink:

[IwanaANGEL]

I want an angel lady poster, how come i didnt get one? :wowzer:

anywys nice gun and ken is a nice guy!

take some pics

[MoogLe]

lol ken,

there are hotter out there :)

not that i wouldnt :hititraw: if i had a chance

[Emmit]

lol ken,

there are hotter out there :)

not that i wouldnt :hititraw: if i had a chance
noodle...that would imply that you had any idea what that smiley was doing right there....:yikes:

[DyeGuy331]

Okay I just fell in love with my Force again! After just staring at it for a few hours admiring how amazing it looks, I decided to shoot it...now on my old Mamba LCD I maxxed out at 15 bps, with this I pulled 24!!! And I didn't even get a finger cramp! So I gotta give Ken my compliments again for fine-tuning this machine gun for me!! Man I love this gun! :smiley:

[MoogLe]

noodle...that would imply that you had any idea what that smiley was doing right there....:yikes:
dont make me demonstrate

[wongy]

aw...i want one....eh, someday :-D

[Johnnybravo60025]

Can we have pics of this poster? :smile:

[Jouster]

Can we have pics of this poster? :smile:
Hear hear!

Jouster

[MoogLe]

here you go

[Johnnybravo60025]

:worthy: :hititraw: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mimie :bigok: :makeup:

[jdp72]

She sort of has a BUTTER-FACE to me, but hey I certainly wouldn't turn her down.

Awesome purchase...

[mtaylor]

shes hot but im not digging the whole rib cage i like a girls with a little substance im not talking big bertha by any means but a girl that ways under 110 pounds is not the girl for me

[DarkDragon]

hehe i could see my force 4 coming in the mail with one of these little gifts from ken and my mom throwing me out of the house lol.

[MoogLe]

are you amish or something? lol...

[DarkDragon]

no im not amish i live in New York lol...

[Sparco]

Ken sent me 4 with my marker and I put one on my wall, gave one to some teammates. We all agree:

We wouldn't turn her down but we wouldn't run up to take her home.

[Jouster]

Ken sent me 4 with my marker and I put one on my wall, gave one to some teammates. We all agree:

We wouldn't turn her down but we wouldn't run up to take her home.
But the real question is... does she play? :blasting:

Jouster

[MoogLe]

But the real question is... does she play? :blasting:

Jouster
nah i dont think she does

[Sparco]

nah i dont think she does

Most of the women at paintball events are hired boobs. Half of them don't even know much about the sport. I remember reading an article recently on Chelsea (the JT girl) and she had never walked on the field.

No matter how good she might look in underwear, if you ask me, she loses all credibility if she doesn't play... let alone understand the game.

But for the average hormone driven 16 year old with Mom's credit card... they don't care.

[Emmit]

But the real question is... does she play? :blasting:

Jouster


does it really matter? are you really gonna be worried about whether or not she can play when you're :hititraw:?

[MoogLe]

does it really matter? are you really gonna be worried about whether or not she can play when you're :hititraw:?
my thoughts exactly :)

[Jouster]

does it really matter? are you really gonna be worried about whether or not she can play when you're :hititraw:?

For some reason, I always want to label that icon, "Call Me Daddy".

And, yes, it matters! Otherwise, she might not understand why I kick her out of bed so my true love, my Force 4, has plenty of space on the bed to stretch out. :devil1:

Jouster

[jdp72]

Jouster,

Hey just make sure you practice safe sex and leave the barrel condom on...

[cutter4320]

I got my force a while back and she came with two Mimie posters.

Now my force is named Mimie so I can take her on the field with me and watch her dodge all of those balls but mine. :boink:

[pimpinsaylor]

Now why didnt i get any of those

[cutter4320]

Some people are just a little bit more deranged than others.

[Jouster]

Jouster,

Hey just make sure you practice safe sex and leave the barrel condom on...

And don't forget to adjust your ram stroke, or you'll damage her internals... yes, I've heard 'em all. ;)

Jouster

[jdp72]

And don't forget to adjust your ram stroke, or you'll damage her internals... yes, I've heard 'em all. ;)

Jouster

Don't ever let your Force 4 know you've had other markers... They get real jealous.

[Xquisit]

Holy crap its bigfoot! Man from that poster she looks like a bahemuth (sp)

[MoogLe]

Holy crap its bigfoot! Man from that poster she looks like a bahemuth (sp)
not really....

she looks like a pretty average height