Pick up lines

[JTp8ntballer12]

whats yours?

[Ryan111]

one i like to use is "baby ur love is like diareha its uncontrolable" and then i got the "the word of the day is "legs" so lets go back to my place and spread the word" ok one more guys" do u live on a farm cuz u sure know how to raise a cock" lol yaaaaa

[boathouse]

Pick up lines?? Pick up lines?!?! Screw that I just drug her....I mean ummm I use my boyish good looks?

[Vanilla Bloke]

Originally posted by Ryan111
one i like to use is "baby ur love is like diareha its uncontrolable" and then i got the "the word of the day is "legs" so lets go back to my place and spread the word" ok one more guys" do u live on a farm cuz u sure know how to raise a cock" lol yaaaaa

LOL, thats funny dude. alright: "stop, drop and roll baby! your body's on fire!" but yell it.

[dynastySSS]

i dont need pick up lines!!!!!!!

[Emmit]

did we suddenly return to the 80's and 7th grade?

[boathouse]

How could you return Emmit? You've been trapped their forever.

[Emmit]

boathouse....when I finally get into High School I'll be sure to let you know:wink:

[boathouse]

COOL! We can be study buddies! :)

[toolfan62]

women just come to me,just tell them what they wanna hear,like your beautiful and ur so sexy and stuff,any kind of compliment will get u some:wink:

[MoogLe]

fave one:

Nice shoes, Wanna ****??

(they have no idea what to say if you say this one :) )
Hey, **** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to have sex with me?


You say, "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" The reply, "No". You respond, "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."

"Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!"

"If i said you have a nice body, Would you hold it against me?"

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Girl your feet must be tired, because you've been runnin' through my mind all day"

"is that a mirror in your pocket?

cuz i can see myself in your pants"

"Is your dad a baker? Cuz you got some nice buns!"


"You: hey my magic clock says ur not wearing any panties

Her:No

You: o it must be a hour fast"




ok that's too many lol :)

[toolfan62]

hahahahahhaa:clap: nice:tongue:

[matthepepe]

while talking to "girl A"

you say

§§§§ me if im wrong but is your name "girl b"

you fill in the names of the girls.

[thog94]

That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Last but not least for all the squids out there...
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

[JTp8ntballer12]

i just heard a guy tell this to my sister

her-what do you want for xmas?
him-a camera
her- why
him- so i can take a picture of yo
her- why
him- so i can show santa exactly what i want for xmas

not really good but pretty cute *for a 8th grader* untill i picked up the phone and said IM ON THE OTHER LINE BITCH

[splatwarrior]

How would you like your eggs in the morning?scrambled or fertilized!

[cryptonomicon18]

another stupid one: Is yo daddy a drug dealer? because your dope

[RaistlinsLegacy]

ok this is just disturbing...now i dare some one to video tape themselves trying it lol

[MoogLe]

you: did it hurt?

her: did what hurt?

you: when you fell from heaven? :wink:

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by RaistlinsLegacy
ok this is just disturbing...now i dare some one to video tape themselves trying it lol
that will be the day...

[RaistlinsLegacy]

lol would ruin that persons life in that particular city or school....

[JTp8ntballer12]

unless he got REALLY lucky, like 1 in 1,000 girls migt like those lol

[Kris1187]

best one is

Nice shoes......wanna F**k



kris

[boathouse]

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock!!!

[mayhams clint]

i may not be the most attractive man in this place, but im the only one talking to you.

[JTp8ntballer12]

im drunk
wanna f*ck?

[KFCarp]

ok this ones classic.......i seem to have lost my phone number...can i get urs??

[dark2k2LCD]

Originally posted by boathouse
Pick up lines?? Pick up lines?!?! Screw that I just drug her....I mean ummm I use my boyish good looks?

omg, that screams PBN

[Syentific]

These arent rally pickup lines but more just some funny things to say:

1) Are you in photography? Cause I was wondering if you could tell me if this is fully developed?

2) Are you into real-estate? Cause I was wondering if you could tell me if this is a lot?

3) Are you into medicine? Cause I need to talk to the head nurse.

Lame I know but I had to contribute something.

[Docnlk]

okay, the line from "Anger Management" the movie with adam sandler and Jack Nicholson is the best.
sorry about the bad lines, "but I find it hard to express myself when i'm on the verge of exploding in my pants!"
great line!
and props to splat warrior Originally posted by splatwarrior
How would you like your eggs in the morning?scrambled or fertilized!

[Lyer]

that shirt looks very becoming on you, of course if i was on you i'd be cumming too!

Nice pants, they'd look better on my floor!

[dark2k2LCD]

you know what would look good on you?

me.


OMG LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

its old, but hey; it counts as a pick up line (kinda)

[AnotherAngelFan]

hey wanna do sumthing tonight, your dress matches my bedspread

and

come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first think that POPs up

[awd144]

u got no chance if she does not like the way u look i think. iether that or u need a escalade to get with her. they will not be impressed if u have a tricked out ir3 or a4.

goodluck

[boathouse]

Go home kid

[mayhams clint]

you must be wearing moon pants because that butt is out of this world

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by awd144
they will not be impressed if u have a tricked out ir3 or a4.

goodluck

unless they paintball....
and why get the escalade...id rather have a evoVI

[awd144]

don't u hate it when they fake a orrgasem.
danm i can't spell.

[toolfan62]

orgasm:)

[MoogLe]

Originally posted by awd144
don't u hate it when they fake a orrgasem.
danm i can't spell.

if you cant even spell it, i doubt it was ever real :wink:

[matthepepe]

big booty hoes.

[KFCarp]

what does a 500 lb polar bear do when he sits down...??? he breaks tha ice...hi my names justin


thats a good one...it funny and not dirty

[Vantage_TeS]

I got my magic stick

[dark2k2LCD]

unless they paintball....
and why get the escalade...id rather have a evoVI
attempt at pretending you know anythign about cars : failed

its the evoVIII, and if you really want the evoVI more than the VIII then you should die.

PS supras own

[RaistlinsLegacy]

lol, come on jt doesnt know what he is talking abnout, never does, as for pick up lines, hell i am pittiful, dont got one lol

[PaintballChampion]

Tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[KFCarp]

ahh yes tha mitsubishi evo6...god i wish i had one of thoes.....pfff sike..JT u need to know what ur talkin about b4 u talk about it......and arnt u like 12??? y do u have to worry about cars...law says u have 4 yrs till u can drive.....and tha way u talk it will be even longer till they let ur ass drive.....as for supras...they hot alright.....but nissan skylines own!....if i ever win tha lottery thats what iam gettin i can promise u that!

[JTp8ntballer12]

the evo VI has the best body kits ever....
and im 16 and use a regular ol lancer (the stock one that looks like crap)

[KFCarp]

the evo VI has the best body kits ever....

SIKE!!!!!!! i dont think iam tha only one to disagree with that statment

[JTp8ntballer12]

well i think that the evo VI is the best. (if only because it make my car seem more betterer)

since when does anyone have to agree with anybodys statement?? i think your gay. do i care if other people do? i dont think so.

o man your from the east coast to, that makes it 100x worse

[dark2k2LCD]

well i think that the evo VI is the best. (if only because it make my car seem more betterer)

since when does anyone have to agree with anybodys statement?? i think your gay. do i care if other people do? i dont think so.

o man your from the east coast to, that makes it 100x worse
1. don't call people gay when your sexuality is very questionable.
2. go get and evo VI, come to the east coast, and i'll still smoke your ass.

[JTp8ntballer12]

1. well at least im a proud shemale
2. come to the west coast and ill smoke your ass

[Emmit]

ah hem........you children want to take it to PM's? don't make me put you on vacation 2 days before Christmas

[KFCarp]

as cool as u sound JT i have to side with DARK.....u west coast pretty boys kill me...yo ill smoke ur ass with my ill whip....that mommy and daddy bought and upgraded(this may not be u but thats what i see when west coast people talk trash)......jt"well i think that the evo VI is the best. (if only because it make my car seem more betterer)"...i think u need to go to school to get more betterer at ur grammar......and now tha emmits gunna kick my ass ummm heres a pick up line...."are u one of thoes girls that when u step on ur foot ur mouth opens up?"...now i dont suggest using that one unless u are off ur ass drunk...that way u wont feel it when she knocks ya one in tha jewles

[Jedrith]

Hey can I take your second derivative, cuz baby I wanna see your curves.

Go Engineers!

[Josh2klcd]

um.. well im a lesbien trapt inside a guys body :hititraw:

[KFCarp]

huh???

[Josh2klcd]

:pat: nevermind, dont stress your head over it..