Who Here...

[boathouse]

Who here is tied down with a girlfriend or wife? If you are, tell us about your one true love :wink: I like analyzing people:nerd:

[matthepepe]

used to be.

[thog94]

I would of posted a reply earlier, but it's kinda hard to type when you are handcuffed:wink:

[boathouse]

Bad mental image:cry:

[andygonzo]

dated this chick for 2.5 years....i bought a pair of 500$ earrings from tiffanys...wihch took for ever to save up for.....but she drained the paintball account...well we broke up and i think we are getting back to get there......tell me yes or no???????

[boathouse]

I'd say no...she looks like she might be a little off

[SkeL]

I'd throw her ass into the pool.

[matthepepe]

id put it in her butt :)
:hititraw:

added smiley just for you.

[thog94]

Originally posted by SkeL
I'd throw her ass into the pool.

I smell a wet t-shirt thread in the near future

[matthepepe]

probably not a good idea considering there are about 3 females on these boards.

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by matthepepe
[B]
:hititraw:
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i have to edit that into my old avatar.

[CAZ]

married and happy. damn those 2 words look funny together.

[Hep]

Originally posted by andygonzo
...well we broke up and i think we are getting back to get there......tell me yes or no???????

Have you ever heard of the "Spoiled Milk Theory" ? if so that answers your question.
Hep

[Hep]

Originally posted by matthepepe
id put it in her butt :)


then to mouth right?

[matthepepe]

hep you must be speaking of teh old ATM.

[andygonzo]

i want to find a chic that is willing to play paintball on sundays with me...is that to hard to ask???

[Hep]

Originally posted by andygonzo
i want to find a chic that is willing to play paintball on sundays with me...is that to hard to ask???

Sunday for me is the fellas day out so the chickys gotta stay at home usually. Once in a while I'll invite a girl to come and hang but mostly it's me and the fellas enjoying some ballin and beer/food afterwards. But its kewl to have a woman that supports what you do rather than have no interest in it.
Hep

[thog94]

Originally posted by andygonzo
i want to find a chic that is willing to play paintball on sundays with me...is that to hard to ask???

When my wife comes to the field she's my pod bit..woman. She would come on a regular basis and help us out with what ever we needed, almost like a team mom. Now with the little one she stays home more often. Just as Hep said before, a little interest is better than none at all, but if you can get one that supports you 100% more power to you. Remember you might need to do something for her that you don't like, one hand washes the other.

[Emmit]

:hititraw: <---should really be called :idb:

oh and thanks for finally adding it Matt.:lol:

[matthepepe]

ya i found it on my laptop last night.

[Emmit]

Originally posted by matthepepe
ya i found it on my laptop last night.

I've been using it for a couple of weeks....it first appeared in the FBT I might add:shocked:

[DRAGONPHX3]

I have been married for a year. I have been playing paintball for 5 years. MY wife hates it. One night i went to a party and she did not want to go and she kept calling me telling me to come home. I was getting boozed up and did want to, so she goes and grabe my angel and drops it on the tile! Bless my angel's heart she is like a rock

[SkeL]

Originally posted by DRAGONPHX3
I have been married for a year. I have been playing paintball for 5 years. MY wife hates it. One night i went to a party and she did not want to go and she kept calling me telling me to come home. I was getting boozed up and did want to, so she goes and grabe my angel and drops it on the tile! Bless my angel's heart she is like a rock
Dragon, I think it's time to let her go. No woman should disrespect your angel like that! No seriously kick her to the curb.... :evilgrin:

[paintballer9356]

Originally posted by DRAGONPHX3
so she goes and grabe my angel and drops it on the tile!

noone touches my angel but me. I'm glad I'm single.

[RaistlinsLegacy]

lol from what you are saying i am guessing it is an LED? i think if anyone did that to my speed it would die..then the person that dropped it would die....lol....

[DRAGONPHX3]

Good guess on the led. It gets worse. She helped herself to a 1700 upgrade to her 2300 wedding ring. Noe she says i cant get an new (unnammed) marker. I was waiting to get out of dept, but there goes that.

[JTp8ntballer12]

and yet you stil love her?

[DRAGONPHX3]

In a parallel universe were paintball does not exist she is the best. BTW kristen Kreuk is more like the 03 shocker tight package.

[boathouse]

Dump that ho...I mean hoochie :doh: I mean hussie :doh: I mean I dont know what I mean just kick her ass to the curb

[boathouse]

Add me to the list now:sad: I have a sense of no freedom

[KFCarp]

all's i can say is from tha sounds of it shes lucky it wasnt a 4...she would be kicked tha f*** outts

[KFCarp]

ohhh and to stay on topic.....iam not "tied" down by a woman....:evilgrin: iam "tied" down by many:hititraw: :evilgrin: :drools: staright PIMPIN

[Syentific]

In order to avoid a fight a few weekends ago I told my wife that I was playing locally with a few farmballers that call the house for tech tips. We had been arguing a lot about how much time I spend ball'n and the nearest field is an hour and a half so I bent the truth a little.

About five minutes after I left the house I passed a friend of mine og the interstate (didnt even see him) and he calls my cell to see where i'm going. Well I left the cell at the house and my wife answers and he tells her im heading east on I-94 when I was suppose to be going westward.

Normally this is a bitch session when I get home, but she had enough. I got to the field geared up and I was walking from the chrono over to the staging area when she pulls in, with both my kids and lets me have it in front of everyone.

The price some pay to avoid the inevitible.

[boathouse]

HAHA:pointandl

[RaistlinsLegacy]

dude, that sucks...ouch..ehhhh...i kind of feel sorry for you..ouch...

[DRAGONPHX3]

Back to my sob story i dropped over 12,500 dollars on my wedding and and is till get static

[MoogLe]

damn syentiffic, why does she care so much, how much do you play? if it's just once a week i dont see what the big ****in deal is

[DRAGONPHX3]

i work all day school at night and sun is the only day we wake up together(wehn i am not playing paintball). I did my part its time for her to step up to teh pump and get me a marker. The angel tossing was over something diff all together.

[Syentific]

At the time I wasnt playing a lot at all. I was on the downgrade of our tournament season, but the circuit we ran in was two day tournaments...soooo, on top of all the money im spending and the time in the garage fixing the locals spyders and tippmans and the time in front of the computer, and the times she comes home to traumahead when the kids were watching nick when she left, and the time i tried getting her off with my freak barrel (just kidding).

I dont think it was so much the situation itself, but a culmination of things building up over the summer season. I cant believe she drove an hour and a half though, that was what let me know how mad she was.

[boathouse]

This is my girl at the current time.:hitit: :hititraw:

[SkeL]

that's one very low cheerleader skirt. :hitit:

[boathouse]

I agree :tongue:

[dynastySSS]

i dont think my grl cares b\c this week end i was souposed to have a date but a last min practice was called and she didnt care...boathouse see if ur gf weres thongs and skirts so dam sexy and fun

[whoop]

hah...when you post a pic you know your whipped...just showin her off and not embarrassed...if that makes sense if not ill shut up

[boathouse]

I am whipped :sad:

[whoop]

haha so i did make sense....poor guy boathouse....question whats more important angel for the lady???????......better not let her see this.........

[boathouse]

Do you mean: which is more important, the angel or the lady? Can the Angel give me sexual pleasure? I think not