Public Libraries

[bacon bitz]

anyone here frequent public libraries??

well anyways the reason im asking is because im in one right now, waiting for ny friend to get out of class, he goes to connubity college, so ha, keep me entertained, post jokes on this thread or something

[jabbster]

This is the worst reason to post a thead... I think you just might start the countdown... 10...9...8...7...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[bacon bitz]

haha, let's see...........

it's in the chat section, i dont see why we cant post about libraries.............

[jabbster]

Maybe I am wrong... It just seems like a dumb thread...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[bacon bitz]

what is a jabbster??

[jabbster]

Wouldn't you like to know...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[bacon bitz]

actually I would..............please share

[wdp child]

Originally posted by jabbster
Maybe I am wrong... It just seems like a dumb thread...

Sincerely,

The jabbster


Are you sereous? There was a thread just like this called somthing like where is every one or somthing like that. Dont be such a downer

[bacon bitz]

thabk you wdp child, finally someone who believes in me

[wdp child]

as long as its not a repost, doesnt have any flaming, and isnt about autocockers vs angels or anything like that its fine.

[Huppa]

derrrr whatd momma tomato say to baby tomato derrrr








A: ketchup derrrrrr


hehe :)

[bacon bitz]

glad to hear it, but you know my cocker can shoot further than my angel.............JK JK I dont think that, i dont even have a cocker

[Huppa]

ok i am blonde so i have the right to print this

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."




The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"


A blond was driving along a country road, listening to the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes one after the other, and she got extremly pissed off and turned of the radio.
She continued down the road, and in a field she saw another blond in a canoe trying to row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across to the other blond, "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days 61 days!"
The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"

One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-6- years!"

[bacon bitz]

hAHA that one wasnt too bad.........

[JTp8ntballer12]

prob heard it but:
if a boy talks dirty to a girl its sexual abuse
but if a girl talks dirty to a guy its $25 an hour

[bacon bitz]

ha

keep em coming

[Huppa]

read the ones i just posted...im going to keep editing on the same post

[wdp child]

ok, a man and a woman were on an elivator and the man said "what floor" The woman replied "2nd please, they give you 20 to donate blood there." The man pushed the 4th floor and said "they give 50 dollars for fresh semen samples there."
So a few days later the man saw her again and asked "2nd floor?" And she held up 4 fingers with her cheeks bulging and her mouth full.

[JTp8ntballer12]

hhahahahahahahaaa lmao
good one...

[jabbster]

Ok guys sorry bacon I guess this thread is alright. Isn't there already a joke thread though... Ohh well there are some funny ones on here, I want to hear some more...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

i too wanna hear some more... i need some jokes

[Emmit]

Originally posted by wdp child
as long as its not a repost, doesnt have any flaming, and isnt about autocockers vs angels or anything like that its fine.

ironically that's really not too far off.......you guys have seen that we're really pretty lenient on what gets left and what stays.....we may try to encourage you to get back on topic, but we usually don't just remove threads and posts either....

[JTp8ntballer12]

^ unlike pbr mods... aog mods acually know a thing or two too

[Emmit]

well it's not so much us knowing anything, it's simply guiding without slamming a gavel too terribly often....know what I mean?

sometimes a thread gets out of hand, and has to be dealt with, but yeah this one can't really get closed when we had Matt's thread about where is everyone that lasted for a couple of weeks, and a few hundered posts.....although since it did have a topic perhaps we should stay on topic :tongue:

[JTp8ntballer12]

...ok, ill add something, right now im at home typing stuff on AOG and also looking at hot girls (non-nude of course)

[Emmit]

but that didn't have anything to do with Libraries....

you know what Libraries are good for?

you can find all sorts of books on things from origami to zoology...

see now we've come back to the Library

[JTp8ntballer12]

ok...

librariers are good because is some books there are pictures of hot girls, another reason is because its the last place your parrents would expect you to go when your pissed at them or wanna be along, and thirdly, chicks like it when they see you "reading" one of those gay drama books.

[wdp child]

Originally posted by Emmit
we may try to encourage you to get back on topic

I dont get it... this is on topic. Read what he wrote in the first post.

[bacon bitz]

yeah i was waiting for cryptonomicon18 to get his arse outa class................you know trying to keep busy

[Emmit]

Originally posted by wdp child
I dont get it... this is on topic. Read what he wrote in the first post.


I was speaking in general terms, as I was replying to something someone else had said anout our moderating. :wink:

[Huppa]

hey i thought my jokes were funny as hell...

[cody11scrappy]

Originally posted by wdp child
ok, a man and a woman were on an elivator and the man said "what floor" The woman replied "2nd please, they give you 20 to donate blood there." The man pushed the 4th floor and said "they give 50 dollars for fresh semen samples there."
So a few days later the man saw her again and asked "2nd floor?" And she held up 4 fingers with her cheeks bulging and her mouth full.



i heard that one before, only they wasnt in an elevator

[JTp8ntballer12]

i didnt, i think thats the best one yet

[cody11scrappy]

Originally posted by JTp8ntballer12
i am a fag

now thats the funniest joke. Im just kinding JTp8ntballer12, you can do something like this to me, i dont care, and btw, i have no hard feelings against you or anything, i just wanted a laugh

[thog94]

Q: Why are blondes so easy?






A: Who cares...

[JTp8ntballer12]

hahaha..... thats it im gunna give u karma!!!!

[wdp child]

what do you call a blond standing on her head?




A brunette

[Emmit]

Originally posted by wdp child
what do you call a blond standing on her head?




open lunch buffet!!!!!!!!! :)

[cody11scrappy]

good one emmit, matter of fact, a reall, good one, it actually made me laugh out loud

[jabbster]

Not many post actually make people laugh out loud, but that one was good.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[cody11scrappy]

i can just picture that blonde now. i wonder if she could stand on her head until you were finished tho

[jabbster]

Ya, she might pass out from all the blood rushing to her head...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

then you just hold her up...emmit changed his signature icon!!!

[jabbster]

You mean avatar???

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

no, the fighting dude is his "signature" icon because its what ppl know his as, its him mark on every forum..

[jabbster]

So you mean his "signature" avatar??? Cause that is what it is...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

yea..lol

[jabbster]

Glad we got that figured out...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

lol..it was geting a lil messed up...and only took 7 posts!

[jabbster]

Yeperrs, and how did your karma shoot 4 points in like 5 minutes???

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

..lol i have to idea...

[cody11scrappy]

he must have friends

[jabbster]

Was it you cody???

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

i thank whoever did it!