the hardest decision in the entire universe

[Jim@ImpactPaintball]

i urge all of you who are able to, PLEASE VOTE... i just want to see how many people who view this thread can actually vote

when voting...take into consideration that both options deliver great joy and dispair at the same time. while both options are equally gratifying....both also are a major drain on the mind, heart, soul, spirit, and wallet.

please take a moment before voting to really get in touch with your feelings on both subjects. i for one cannot chose.

good luck, and may the schwartz be with you....

jimONE

[dark2k2LCD]

there is already a thread on this

[Jim@ImpactPaintball]

god ok get it deleted please, lol

[dark2k2LCD]

its ok. nobody saw. hehe

and if you push the "edit" button on the first comment of yours, you can delete it yourself

[TopCourage]

i dont think there is actually one with a poll in it, just one with comments.
anyways, i voted women. in life there is more than paintball and if you get a good woman, she would let you play paintball.
thats my two cents...

[ir3 empire]

we need women and besides i know paintball will always be there for me hehehe (evil laugh)

angel ir3 gothic milling blue haze
empire barrel 10 piece kit
egg 2
pure energy 68ci 5000psi tank
kapp drop foward

[dark2k2LCD]

really, you gotta get pics of that milling

[bacon bitz]

that's such an unfair poll, i can't decide haha, though i would probably pick my girl over paintball.........

[Khaotic]

Hey! I love my girlfriend man!


So i am sure gonna miss her! :hi:

[Talon]

I have to agree with Top Courage. You find the right girl, that could last you forever, where as getting injured/older could put you on the sidelines of this obsession for the rest of your life.

Plus, if you find the right girl she will do one of two things: 1) Not only let you play, but support your passion and do what she can to help, 2) Join in and take up this great sport along side you.

The only problem I can see with 2) is getting to use your own marker every once in a while before she can get her hands on it.

[jabbster]

I am younger than most here, so I chose paintball. It is an obsession, it never leaves my mind. I love women, and they are fun and great and all, but paintball is #1 in my life. Jabbster's thinking: 30% women, 60% paintball, 5% how I am gonna pay for paintball, 5% other stuff, like school.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[blin9blin9]

for me its like this. im in love with my gf so if she was ever like its paintball or me id prob sell my angel and go with her. its necessary and paintball isnt. although for younger kids like 12 or 11 who arent into girls yet paintball might come first.

[bacon bitz]

definitely gonna have to agree with blin9blin9

[jabbster]

Guys, I am not like some 13 year old... I am 16 have a great girlfriend, and like her alot. I am not gonna "fall In Love" with her, heck I am 16. I think when I find the right girl, in like 10 years, she will be more important than paintball, but for now, girls take a back seat.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[wdp child]

I chose women because you cant have children with paintball.

[warpedx]

I'll take women, while looking wistfully at the paintball fields over my shoulder.

[MooShoo1717]

I chose paintball.... but right now any girl that doesnt like me playing paintball is waaaaay to controling and needs to take a step back. I am 15 though so i dont have any serious comitments.

[acoenfam1]

Paintball hands down. At least you don't have to listen to your Angel bitch at you for spending money playing the game we all love.

[ac/dc]

i chose paintball, cause i just cant live without paintball

[bacon bitz]

haha, jabbster, im 16 and i chose women, cuz girls are so much better, haha now how are you gonna get laid by your angel???

[jabbster]

Angel = $950
Women = EXPENSIVE
Getting Laid = 75 Cents (protect your tool fool)
Paintball = $1750 A Year
Winning a tourney at the horn with a moster bunker = Priceless...

I am all about paintball, I guarantee that I have had better looking girls than you have seen that want to sleep with me, you know what I said??? Not yet. I think that I am gonna wait until one of 2 thing happens, either I get married, or college. I think that right now at this age guys are incapable of making resposible decisions. I am trying to buck the trend, I want to be a good resposible "A" student. I am a good looking guy, that has had some great looking girlfriends. I am happy with just a good nite kiss, that is all I need. I am not a crazy sex driven fool who just bangs the first girls that goes spread eagle on me, I think it should mean more than that...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[bacon bitz]

haha me neither man chill out, i love my girl, and im gonna marry her, all im sayin is that in the end, your gonna rather have a relationship witha woman than paintball, one day you'll see

[jabbster]

Dude I know that in the end women are gonna be the main thing in our lives. We are gonna get married and have kids and be bored out of our minds, but for now I am trying to have the most fun I can. Paintball is the way to do that. I am trying to stay away from a family as long as I can. My girl already gets sick of hearing me talk about it, what is my wife gonna do??? Just play while you can, that is all I can say.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[TopCourage]

Originally posted by wdp child
I chose women because you cant have children with paintball.

:clap: tru dat...along with other things...:evilgrin:

[bacon bitz]

haha dude, i play, and yes, i dun want a family for a long while either haha

[TopCourage]

well yeah. im not saying i want a family right now... hell no, for god sakes i am still a kid(17 years old)...but still, remember there is other things besides paintball...

[tHa cLiPsE]

I can live without women, but not paintball. Plus, when i'm sittin in class, I always start dreamin about paintball, I know it should be about girls, but I dream about paintball 24/7, so I pick paintball.

[jabbster]

Thank you!!! Somone that thinks like ME!!!

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[matman1]

maybe your GAY lol jk

women for me.....paintball is something i do for fun but i love girls

[jabbster]

If I was gay, then I seriously think I just might kill myself... Nothing against gay's but I am happy being a hetrosexual.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[MooShoo1717]

Originally posted by jabbster
the first girls that goes spread eagle on me


A lot of those girls arnt the girl you want anyways. Theres some girls at our school that literally just have sex with guys to try and fit in. Its pathetic.

[Gary1]

When you daydream of women, your blood pressure "goes up" and everyone knows...but they don't know it when you secretely desire to bunker the crap out of them!! My kids are grown and gone. My bride does not stand in the way of paintball in any way. My ex did, as well as other things...and she is gone and replaced....but paintball is still there. I had more paintball "family" at my last wedding than blood relatives. So, I have to vote paintball. But, I am glad to have both in my life.

[TopCourage]

Heres a little statistic for all of you. On average a man will think about a women every 5 seconds. that almost sounds obsessive.

[wdp child]

Its not true. If you do you have somthing wrong with you and you need to seak medical attention. Its what some call an "urban myth". While its a lot its defenatly not every 5 seconds.

[wdp child]

Originally posted by jabbster


I am all about paintball, I guarantee that I have had better looking girls than you have seen that want to sleep with me, you know what I said??? Not yet. I think that I am gonna wait until one of 2 thing happens, either I get married, or college. I think that right now at this age guys are incapable of making resposible decisions. I am trying to buck the trend, I want to be a good resposible "A" student. I am a good looking guy, that has had some great looking girlfriends. I am happy with just a good nite kiss, that is all I need.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

Somone is lieing or has secret desiers for the same sex.

[jabbster]

That is a bad judgment man. I am a straight as an arrow. I just think that people make rash decision that they have to live with there entire lifes, if I have a kid at this age, my whole life is f***ed up, and that is not cool. If I get an STD then my whole life is f***ed up also. I dont want that happening to me. I am responsible, and will have sex when I feel it is right. That is my decision, and if you think I am gay, then that is great. I dont care what you think... It means nothing to me.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[tHa cLiPsE]

What gay guy do you know that plays paintball? PAINtball, I don't know many gays who can stand any sort of pain. Jabbster isn't gay, he's just smart.

[jabbster]

Thank you tHa cLiPsE, karma for you.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[TopCourage]

Originally posted by jabbster
That is a bad judgment man. I am a straight as an arrow. I just think that people make rash decision that they have to live with there entire lifes, if I have a kid at this age, my whole life is f***ed up, and that is not cool. If I get an STD then my whole life is f***ed up also. I dont want that happening to me. I am responsible, and will have sex when I feel it is right. That is my decision, and if you think I am gay, then that is great. I dont care what you think... It means nothing to me.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

jabbster,you have brought up a good point with that. some people just need to learn how to keep their pants on...

[jabbster]

Thank you Courage. I am glad to have your support. Karma for you...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[MooShoo1717]

Originally posted by wdp child
Somone is lieing or has secret desiers for the same sex.

Or maybe someone just isnt desperate and can wait unlike other people... cough.. wdp child cough...

[Talon]

Preach on Jabbster...You have brought up some excellent points. Good job sticking with what you believe in.

[bacon bitz]

haha yes he does bring about some valid points doesn't he........
but he did kinda flip out on me before, oh well, must be that ugly longbow on his gun makin him go crazy

[jabbster]

Thanks for the support guys, I feel proud to be part of AOG.
Ya right Bacon... The Longbow is the best barrel in the world, and CP kits are......:owned: by the Longbow.....

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[MooShoo1717]

How many backs does the longbow have? sorry sorta off topic, just answner real quick and we'll pretend i didnt post this.. :smile:

[jabbster]

I have 3, and am getting the other 2 soon. Considering that they are $100 apiece, it shouldn't take long :wink:

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[Gary1]

Back off subject just a bit...Gay and paintball... I know (now) of a player that you would never guess his sexual preferance by his actions, the way he gives it his all on the paintball field. The word "gay" has been hi-jacked by the homosexual community. Remember the Christmas song "Deck the Halls"..."don we now our gay apparall"... gay- festive, happy(then) and now it means homosexual male, and specifically "flamer" to me. I wouldn't describe the player I know as gay, just homosexual.

Did my opinion of him change when I found out his lifestyle? Yes...but not for the worst. I still consider him my friend, although I do not agree with his lifestyle. Seeing how he coaches and helps others within our sport should be an inspiration for all of us. Some would cast stones, but they should also consider that everyone has some sort of skeleton in the closet.

So, for those of you who call anything "gay" that you don't agree with...be careful. You never know when you may be stomping someone else that may have it hidden very well. (end hi-jack)

[jabbster]

That is a great post Gary. I agree. The word gay is wrongly used in todays society. That person may have an alternative lifestyle, but should not be considered, or act like he is, gay. I agreee wholeheartedly with you on this subject.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[hellfire]

i would trade my husband for paintball

[hellfire]

honey, in case u read that sorry....

[jabbster]

LOL!!!! I think that is great. Here is something we didn't plan for, a woman in our midst... I think that there should be more women on these formus, it would help to get a womans point of view. I would trade my girlfriend, but your husband??? That is a little far-fetched for me, but cool.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[MooShoo1717]

Does your husband play?

[matman1]

obviousely he plays...she says hunny sorry if you read this.......implying that he is active on AOG which would in-turn suggest that he plays! kthx

[MooShoo1717]

.... hmmm ill think more next time.

[cky17]

paintball of corse

[Khaotic]

Hey!, where did that paintball chick... erm.... I mean lady go? :)

I love ladies that play paintball and I love it even more when they kick ass!

[Talon]

You mean to tell me that there is a real woman on here, who has an angel, and posts...must be a goddess!

[cody11scrappy]

Im with the jabster, i love paintball, i guess it could only be that im young tho, But the best ever would be a girl that plays

[Khaotic]

You mean to tell me that there is a real woman on here, who has an angel, and posts...must be a goddess!

Does that excite you as much as it does me? Man!.. that is my ultimate.... Paintball Chicks! Some guys dream of Biker Chicks, I dream of Paintball Chicks! :)

Someone here had a signature with a link in it to a picture of an absolute babe in paintball gear and an awesome smile. Anyone know who that is or in whose signature that is?

[cody11scrappy]

i want to see that too, that is something that every male paintballer dreams of

[MooShoo1717]

I got bunkered by a girl at the 50 off the break once and she was really hot. We hung out the next day, but then she had to go back home. :(

[Khaotic]

I found it!! Check this out :love:



http://www.angelfire.com/magic/moony349/keelyplay.jpg

[jabbster]

That is Keely Watson. She is a model for Dye. I think that she plays on team Maxim, sponsored by Dye. She is sexy though....

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[Target]

well lets see here, I would rather spend my money on toys that I get to use than buy her a necklace that ends up in her jewelry draw.

Paintball Dude! all the way! Beth can just lick my B@lls for all I care.

[Target]

oh btw, Keely..........:drools: nice

[jabbster]

She sure is... She has some great pics of her in some skimpy little Dye clothes that looks great.

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[bacon bitz]

dye posters with keely watson, the only true way to know if a paintball store is good, i wont by anything from a store that doesnt have a keely poster on the wall............thank god mo's does

[Target]

I love Mo's

[bacon bitz]

definitely, its the place to be for all your paintball needs.........

[hellfire]

Yes there is a real woman that plays paintball... I am not the only one. I play with another girl that loves to bunker boys. She is all about wreckin shop. She plays with a blue to blue fade timmy. Best of all for you guys she is very well endowed so her pack acts like a corset. We make a great pair. we stick together and eliminate. Our best move was walking the field on a lone boy from two different directions.
The lesson here is never underestimate women in Texas. We are awesome in every way. My truck sports a bumper sticker that reads...I can paint my face or your @ss...either way I look good.
(The owner of my home field picked it out for me)
Yes, my husband plays, but not much. He doesn't have his own gear or anything. He prefers to fly planes.
If you want to check us out come out to Sudden Impact in Giddings. My girls and I will be waitin for you.

Do any of you guys go D-Day in Oklahoma? We had a blast this year?

[jabbster]

Sounds great. I have some family in texas I go see every year, and next year when I drive there, maybe I will take a trip down to giddings... I love girls that play paintball, usually there is a girl or two that comes in for rec-ball on saturday, but they usually dont come back. I wish more women played paintball...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[Khaotic]

Hang-on... back to Keely... I think I am in love :)

Anyone got links to more pics of her?


As for Hellfire... power to you man! I think it is great that ladies are out there kicking some ass... and should my ass be lady-kicked one day... i will be honoured! :)

[Target]

:dito:

[theflash2k2]

daaaaammmmmmnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!! :drools: now thats the right girl. anyone got her number? haha but ya lets get some more pics or her.

but for girl or paintball, ide take girl cuz the right girl would support my playing of paintball, so really ide get both

[Hep]

I'd like to know where the 3rd selection is?
"Beer"

[jabbster]

That is the truth... Beer, ahh another one of the great things in life...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[Hep]

Yeah a beer wont get mad if you go out and have another beer. :clap:

[jabbster]

That and you cant get slapped buy a beer too...

Sincerely,

The jabbster

[JTp8ntballer12]

but beers dont have...you know....

[Target]

what boobs? you couldn't say boobs?

BOOBS BOOBIES! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I love Boobs!

[Khaotic]

... and boobs without nipples would be pointless :tongue:

[Kdog-13]

Homer Simpson
Beer, the answer and cause of all my problems.

[JTp8ntballer12]

Originally posted by Target
what boobs? you couldn't say boobs?

BOOBS BOOBIES! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I love Boobs!

i dont like saying ANYTHING that has the slightest possibilty of getting me banned--- i already messed up once and will get banned the next time..


I love them too :)

[MooShoo1717]

what did you do last time JT....

Also, i think we have decided that what we all need in life is a hot, sexy woman to bring us beer after every game of paintball we play.

[ChUbS]

Hmmm tis a tough one, Id say with paintball.

[JTp8ntballer12]

Women > Paintball anyday

Originally posted by MooShoo1717
what did you do last time JT....


i was giving a link to a buddy icon site, but i mispelled it, so it was a porn site instead....so i got in trouble

[Khaotic]

JTp8ntballer12... that was a classic! One of the stunts that you will laugh about for a long time :)

[MooShoo1717]

Originally posted by JTp8ntballer12
it was a porn site instead....so i got in trouble


LOL

[psubond]

i love paintball, but i can't get nookie from my marker so i had to vote to chose a woman.

best option would be a girl who plays pb and rides sportbikes. that would be ideal then i wouldn't have her complain about doing either, she could just go with me.

[Klassy Guy]

The perfect everything

A woman with breasts that made beer, who paintballed, and was beautiful. I'm 14, and I chose women, I agree with the baby/std thing too. I can dream all I want, but if I make the dream a reality too fast, too incompetently (sp) then I can screw up my life.

[El Pirata]

i love paintball, but i can't get nookie from my marker so i had to vote to chose a woman.

best option would be a girl who plays pb and rides sportbikes. that would be ideal then i wouldn't have her complain about doing either, she could just go with me.
You sure you didn't vote for grave digging...

[chaosmonkie]

your avatar is cute

[warpedx]

You sure you didn't vote for grave digging...
Necrophelia- that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. Shudder....

[PakmanRevd]

Lol warped...

This thread is old as hell.. I would take woman over paintball.

[Furby]

My second wife told me that I chose a game over her...my response was that she must not have been that great of a wife if PB won out over here.

My current wife has been told that paintball was here before her, and would be there after her...the amount of time between those things was up to her.

She still gets pissed when she wakes up and my G is laying on my chest while I snore away...

Nothing like being completely up front with your lady, eh?

[dusted]

what do u think ? you cannot f your marker.

[alohn2000]

My current wife has been told that paintball was here before her, and would be there after her...the amount of time between those things was up to her.

She still gets pissed when she wakes up and my G is laying on my chest while I snore away...

Nothing like being completely up front with your lady, eh?

Same here, like my dad told me, women are like a bus, wait 10 min. and another one will come along. Maybe thats why he's on his 4th wife now? Oh well....

[PainHurts]

I chose women because you cant have children with paintball.
If only you COULD have kids with paintball....wouldnt that make it easier to decide? I think so. But for now.... I'm goin with paintball.:lightbulb

[paintball_freek]

if your not marries then no. go with paintball. if you are married say bye paintball.if a g/f and you like and possible marriage. the bye paintball

[Jim@ImpactPaintball]

the perfect woman would be a blonde beer with DD implants...she brings 5 friends along they dont say a word all night..and you can "drink" them all at the same time...one at a time, and nobody cares...!

[El Pirata]

the perfect woman would be a blonde beer with DD implants...she brings 5 friends along they dont say a word all night..and you can "drink" them all at the same time...one at a time, and nobody cares...!
I like all but the blonde part. Maybe for my fantasy a nice red, Asian or Latina. Or the ultimate I have encountered thus far, red headed latina, so hot!